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No Wet Dream?

Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by HameyHamey, Nov 9, 2008.

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Have you had your wet dream yet?

  1. Yes

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    8.3%
  2. No

    6 vote(s)
    16.7%
  3. What the fuck is this thread?

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  1. HameyHamey

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    Im 13 and I still haven't had my wet dream. I know a 17 year old that hasn't had his wet dream. I want my wet dream so I can be able to have sex. I don't want to be considered a mutant person who never is going to have kids. When I fuck a girl no baby will be formed if she want one. I'm so sad right now. I pray for my wet dream every night. What can I do to have my wet dream sooner? NOT A JOKE TOPIC.
  2. chaos

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    hahahah
  3. Jumpman16

    Jumpman16 np: Michael Jackson - "Mon in the Mirror" (DW mix)
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    boys have a wet dream girls have a period
  4. Roy

    Roy sux
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    hahahahaha amazing
  5. chaos

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    jumpman has a semicolon because hes a pretentious english major
  6. Jumpman16

    Jumpman16 np: Michael Jackson - "Mon in the Mirror" (DW mix)
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    i wouldnt talk about punctuation, developer

    speaking of developing when did you guys first notice your testicles.
  7. CardsOfTheHeart

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    I don't actually remember my wet dream. I think watching that porn video at the age of 8 fucked that up. IDK
  8. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    thread of the year
  9. Stallion

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    Guys stop being so insensitive, he is praying every night!

  10. CardsOfTheHeart

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    You're right. This isn't a joke topic. There are no joke topics posted in Congregation. If there were, they'd either be closed, deleted, or moved to Trou.

    Oh wait...
  11. makiri

    makiri My vast and supreme will shall be done!
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    I noticed my testes when I saw DM's avatar.
  12. X-Act

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    Im 29 and I cum by the bucketfuls. I know a 21 year old who barely cums two drops. I want to cum less so I have less probability of impregnating women. I don't want to be considered a mutant person who has 1000 kids. When I fuck a girl a baby will always be formed if she want one. I'm so sad right now. I pray to cum less every night. What can I do to cum less? NOT A JOKE POST.
  13. Stallion

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    wack off more
  14. Stallion

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    if you need inspiration look at DM's avatar
  15. evan

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    I would just like to take this moment to point out chaos' crusade against high-minded practitioners of the English language; the semi-colon is the most proud and majestic of all punctuations. It should not be maligned as it has been in this thread.
  16. Shiv

    Shiv mostly harmless
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    yeah evan, go suck it

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