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nobody appreciates a good joke these days

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by chaos, Apr 2, 2006.

  1. chaos

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    <shiny_serebii> who wants to hear a joke
    <Hoenntrainer> I do!
    <shiny_serebii> knock knock
    <Hoenntrainer> who's there?
    <shiny_serebii> ach
    <Hoenntrainer> ach Who?
    <Creepy_Kecleon> wtf? who's ach?
    <shiny_serebii> bless you
    <Creepy_Kecleon> AchWho!
    <shiny_serebii> u said ach who=ach hoo
    <Creepy_Kecleon> Nice one. :p
    <shiny_serebii> thanks
    <Hoenntrainer> I 2nd that

    <chris> who wants to hear a joke
    <shiny_serebii> me
    <Hoenntrainer> ok
    <chris> knock knock
    <shiny_serebii> who's there
    <chris> your mother
    <shiny_serebii> yuor mother who
    <chris> jk its the mailman your mother cant knock doors from my bed
    <Hoenntrainer> ...

    come on hoenntrainer i thought of that one on the spot i think you should get a humor. this topic is for saying hoenntrainer should get some humor.
  2. ToP

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    Interrupting cow is the best knock-knock joke ever.

    Also Hoenntrainer needs humor.
  3. dynamo

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    Jumping on the Hoenntrainer sucks bandwagon!

    I don't see how you can like the first one and not like chaos' one ._.
  4. Doomsday

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    hahahahaha
  5. Shiv

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    Who is hoenntrainer btw?
  6. Somebody

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    ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA?
  7. Carl

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    wanna hear me tell a joke?

    sure carl

    knock knock

    who's there?

    go fuck yourselves.
  8. The HavoX

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    hoenntrainer fails at humor
  9. Lexay

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    you fail at humor too
  10. The HavoX

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    *looks down in disgrace*
  11. Vineon

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    it is good but not as good as this :

    Christina: anybody wants to hear a joke?
    Christina: once,a teacher asked a student what i cannot do but a pidgey can do?
    Christina: the boy replied"sir,u cannot sit in a nest"
  12. Aeolus

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    Here's a joke that I've only found a handful of people who get and think is funny...but here goes...


    Question: "What did the man who invented hotcakes say?"

    Answer/Punchline: "These sales are unprecedented"

    LOL

    I'm not going to explain; that would just ruin it.
  13. Ilpalazzo

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    My grandfather has more humor than that guy..and he's 85...
  14. The.Lost.Hylian

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    Definitely didn't get the pancake joke.

    Carl's wins, I think.
  15. Floppy

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    Too much thinking required :(
  16. Aeolus

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    *sigh*

    It really is funny, I promise.
  17. Kikuichimonji

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    Yup, they were selling like hotcakes.
  18. Voodoo Doll

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    Posting to say I got Aeolus' joke and its rather funny, and noting Aeolus has 555 posts.

    And I heard a rather nice joke once.

    You can say anything, foolish or otherwise, to a dog and it will give you a look that clearly says "My god, you're right! I never would have thought of that!"
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    knock knock
    whos there?
    its jesus, lol
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    who's jesus

    JE SUS

    haha french joke.
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    [01:26:49] Courtney: p2 doesn't really cut it

    [01:27:05] chaos: if porygon2 cant cut it use sharpen
  23. skarm

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    I don't know about you guys but I found the hotcakes joke hilarious :(
  24. chaos

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    The pancake joke went way over my head.
  25. skarm

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    Kids these days...

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