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Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by chaos, Apr 2, 2006.
I've got one...
Q:What do you call a dog with brass balls and no hind legs?
^ Don't ever speak....EVER.
lol what... its not that bad
"Jesus, is that you?"
Also I forgot to mention that Carl's is the winner so far.
the only 'funny' in this thread is Carls joke @_!
ok this is just random:amen:
i thought the pancakes joke was cute
a horse walked into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?"
A black man walks into a bar with a duck on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where'd you get that?"
The duck responds "Africa, theyre all over the fucking place"
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are on a camping excursion. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awakes and nudges his faithful friend. 'Watson," he says, "look up at the sky and tell me what you see." A tired Watson looked up and replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." "And what does that tell you, Watson?"
By now, Watson was wide awake and alert to the intellectual challenge that Holmes had laid down. He pondered for a minute and then replied carefully: "Astronomically, Holmes, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, billions of stars, and potentially millions of planets like ours. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. From the standpoint of physics, it tells me that beams of light originating at times billions of years apart across our universe are striking our eyes simultaneously. Horologically, I deduce that the time is quarter past three. Meteorologically, I expect that we will have good weather tomorrow. And theologically, I can see how all powerful God is and how insignificant and small we are." Watson, quite proud of himself, turned to Holmes and asked, "What does it mean to you?" Holmes was silent for a moment, and then spoke. "Watson, you idiot, it means that someone has stolen our tent!"
A personal favorite [dirty joke]
Q: Why did the (BAN ME PLEASE) get fired from the sperm bank?
A: Because he was caught drinking on the job!
Q.) How do you blindfold a chinese man?
A.) Dental Floss
Q.) Why do white folks go to black garage sales?
A.) To get their stuff back
Black man: "Wanna hear my new car?"
White man: "okay"
B.M.: "Honkie! Honkie!"
W.M.: "Wanna hear my new chainsaw?"
W.M.: "RUN! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! RUNNN!! NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA"
Hahaha. I always forget my jokes when it comes time that I actually need/want to remember them. :(
^ Hahaha, the only joke I really like was this.
Would this be an inappropriate time to bust out the dead baby jokes?
Well, yes. Because they are NEVER appropriate.