XY OU (Not Stall) Daddy's Belt

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Buckle Up because we're bringing New Meaning to
"Give 'Em the Belt".

In Christianity, God is the Father, son and holy ghost. If we go really far back, Zeus, the main god, was the father for multiple gods including Dionysus. Also the god of lightning and thunder.

Here's a surprise: All those gods have sons. Both gods are responsible for storms. Belts hitting people make loud cracks.

Aka thunderstorms in religion is a god beating his child for doing something wrong. This means that on the eighth day, God gave Adam a belt.

This means that Corporal punishment is fine. Or, at least this is what my father must've known. I mean, come on, some of the greats had 'strict' fathers. The Japanese have a culture of strict familes, and they also have the highest education average of any of us in America. Look at Michael Jackson. 'Strict' father, questionable person himself, but one hell of a singer. And of course, let's not forget George HW Bush, who raised a fine child to become President, Jeb Bush.

Wait... Jeb didn't become president? That was George? That must've been a long four years...

So now that I've solved one of life's religious mysteries, let me show you one of XY's most religious teams. To truly understand this team, I must be mildly disgusting like those cheese on cheese sandwiches your coworkers eat, insulting like Bill O'Riley when discussing American liberals and completely off base, again like Bill O'Riley, but only when he opens his mouth.



MonicaLewinsky (Jirachi) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- U-turn
- Ice Punch
- Trick
- Iron Head

If there's one thing these two have in common, it's that iron head. Tricking the great Bill Clinton into not having sex with her (it totally wasn't) and then getting the hell out when the going got tough... This is EXACTLY what Jirachi does. Actually, most politicians took advice from Monica. You do something wrong, convince the media it wasn't wrong or it was a terrible mistake on someone else' part, and gtfo when someone calls you on it (or your up for re-election).

Anthony Wiener, I'm looking at you.

Rachi is so straightforward. It really works for no good reason other than it's a good lead that occasionally tricks when people have a mega that can't come in on Rachi (aka Venu, aka Aero, aka gardevoir). As long as that thing isn't a heatran, a landorus, or occasionally a rotom (gdi fuck scarf rotom... why did I lose to that?), you're going to have a good time. Ice punch is only there because you have a 20% chance to freeze something and that's worth ALL of the trolls when it happens. Seriously, you MUST pray to the god of hax with rachi, they do answer often.




Jeffrey Dahmer (Medicham) @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Bullet Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- Ice Punch

Katy Perry has shown that it is COMPLETELY acceptable to introduce Dahmer back into pop culture. Especially in the context of love.I mean, why WOULDN'T you use Jeffery Dahmer to describe your love life? He just took the motif of eating in sexual contexts too far. As did Katy Perry, but you don't see her wearing orange. But seriously, I've been wanting to use this reference forever.

Well, now I can, apparently. After some strong advice from Ash Borer, I ended up having to change the set. If you question why bullet punch, watch the replays. Bullet punch is a completely viable way to take down a full health Bisharp when you can't survive a sucker punch. Proven. Fact. Yes, Medicham hits hard. It hits a HELL of a lot harder at +6, although it doesn't get any speed. To be honest, I just break stall with Medicham (or at least Venusaur and Skarmory, who Gliscor can't really beat himself).



Here's JOHNNY (Gliscor) (F) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Baton Pass
- Swords Dance
- Earthquake
- Ice Fang

Little pigs, little pigs, let me come in. And if I can't come in, I'm going to sweep your ass with earthquakes. Ever get halfway through setting up and need Peyton Manning to call "Omaha" a few times? Ever see Joe Biden say something he really shouldn't have? I mean, it happens all the time. More importantly, ever buy something from Taco Bell and then realize you should've gone to an authentic Mexican restaurant? Or gone to an authentic Mexican restaurant and realized later that night while you're sitting on the toilet that you should've just played it safe? Well, while you can't help that last case, it's time to call pass the baton of "you done fucked" to someone else.

Heh. What pisses people off more than stall? Baton pass. You think you've got Gliscor down, which is pretty difficult in and of itself, and then all of the sudden it pulls a stunt like my last girlfriend and leaves you hanging on a date. And then your left with some monster you never wanted to see when you're trying to get over the harsh breakup. Gliscor really can't sweep teams himself, so he defers to Keldeo, Dragonite and Medicham more often than not. Mostly just Dragonite.



Muh Bird Team (Dragonite) @ Leftovers
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- ExtremeSpeed
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
- Dragon Dance

If you don't understand the reference in the name, click the link. #OUDriverStaffOP. "Well, we're the best driver staff in the game. When you put some sorry trolls like Chillarmy up against us, that's the result you're gonna get. Don't you ever talk about us like that."

Adamant Dragonite is a monster. Again, anything is a monster at +6, but Dnite also has the ability to clean with Espeed and dragon dance for random boosting. Occasionally you need SE moves for stupid things like heatran, and while this set is completely walled by skarm, who cares? I still have all sorts of ways to get past it, including bluffing fire punch Dragonite in chat.




[21:09] #Dread Arceus: wayyyy too cute to be a girl
[23:21] +Dread Arceus: <----perfect wingman for a trans bar
[15:21] +SeventyFive: so the girls dick rubs against my ass


Crossdresser (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Imposter
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Transform
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Dread Arceus and his sexuality that's always in question. Anyways, it's a ditto. It does one job and that's confuse you about what you're looking at. Basically, the fact that I can always get counter-swept is a risk that comes with subjectively-questionable teams. More importantly, I don't have stealth rocks or defog anywhere because it's overrated. However, my opponents don't overate it. Just steal their defog or steal their sweep. Mostly, Cross dressers just steals things. Money, confidence in gender, and virginity are all prime targets of this cross dresser.

The only sweepers really getting past this team are something like NP mew or Celebi, though, so you really should just use mew to steal a defog/spin if needed and then fodder him if you don't see countersweeping as an option. He is really excellent fodder. Just think of it this way: This team is so good, I only need five pokemon to win and a piece of meat to fodder out.



I hereby ask Alexwolf to add this to the Smogdex.

Daddy's Belt (Keldeo) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Close Combat
- Aqua Jet
- Aerial Ace

"No Daddy, not the belt!" This war chant has been used throughout multiple OU Room tournaments when my team mascot, the phallic unicorn himself, comes out to sweep. People expect special, eat Close Combat. Venusaur? Meet +2 Aerial Ace. When Daddy comes home, you better hope you weren't a bad boy... if you were, you're going to meet the belt... So many people have met this belt. Why do people not expect Physical keldeo? Because admittedly, it is pretty bad. But again, +6 anything is good, and this is the best way to get venusaur... It never stays in vs Jirachi. Hell, I even get to use justified vs Bisharp.

But the belt is just the blunt force of this team. It may be weak, but you throw special walls and grass types at it, it gains a good bit of force. Latis? Fine, I'll go jirachi or whatever. Otherwise, Physical keldeo has it's moments. It's the most effective lure, the one people never expect, and nets a free kill while thoroughly embarrassing my opponent. And it IS more viable than CM Mega Sableye, which is legitimate garbage.

MonicaLewinsky (Jirachi) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Serene Grace
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- U-turn
- Ice Punch
- Trick
- Iron Head

Jeffrey Dahmer (Medicham) @ Medichamite
Ability: Pure Power
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Bullet Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- Ice Punch

Here's JOHNNY (Gliscor) (F) @ Toxic Orb
Ability: Poison Heal
EVs: 252 HP / 4 Atk / 252 SpD
Careful Nature
- Baton Pass
- Swords Dance
- Earthquake
- Ice Fang

Daddy's Belt (Keldeo) @ Life Orb
Ability: Justified
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Close Combat
- Aqua Jet
- Aerial Ace

Muh Bird Team (Dragonite) @ Leftovers
Ability: Multiscale
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spe
Adamant Nature
- ExtremeSpeed
- Earthquake
- Dragon Claw
- Dragon Dance

Crossdresser (Ditto) @ Choice Scarf
Ability: Imposter
EVs: 248 HP / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Timid Nature
- Transform
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Threats:

None. This team is so far behind the curve that there is no curve, and nothing is more threatening than anything else.

Realistically, the threats change game to game. The threat is how good the opponent is at predicting your shit sets. Since no one has managed this yet, I generally get a nice edge on opponents beginning the game... just long enough to get a trick off and screw over something really important. You're basically never going to win vs mamoswine though, unless you've gotten over three boosts on Dragonite or Jirachi is somehow in. Skarmory can be an issue for a while, especially if it has whirlwind. Otherwise, it's just a sitting duck for whenever Gliscor feels like baton passive +6 attack boost. Greninja is kinda a bitch, too, but he can be kinda handled depending on the situation. Fodder ditto if push comes to shove.

Replays... Expect. Everything.

There are of course many more but it's a team from the aegi era and had to work for a while to become a legendary team among the OU mod staff. Note that the team works better when you get conversation. It's probably something to do with the belief that people who have a lot of people watching them couldn't possibly be using bad sets.


Since I'm like almost at 1000 posts and a bit over 1000 likes, I'll just post it here since I won't be doing anything for a while.

But seriously. We all need to play Cards Against Humanity.

Seevea
Lol we have way too much on you. Still my favorite:
[08:17:11] +Dread Arceus: brb trying to remember when I highlighted "I would fuck you with a spoon right now if you'd only give me a nickel”

IAmGingy http://pastebin.com/CqxTmJqA
Boston is a terrible city, the celtics are a bad basketball team and Ireland isn't worth living in. #Salt

MegaScizor thanks for the greatest moment in OU chat history


seventyfive
http://pastebin.com/5mTVhn44
Imo the sleepover one is better, though.

Caption
[22:35] Capt. Dracula: I will win, i believe in the heart of the Balls
Your previous name was better. More resemblance to Captain Eo, the threesome child of George Lucas, Michael Jackson and Disney.

fingerscrossed
[22:11] @fingerscrossed: making mac and cheese in a fucking cauldron great.
[22:11] @fingerscrossed: shits never gonna get boiling
[22:11] ZeroEnd: fingers, do you happen to be a witch?

TheLaughingCats KlefkiHolder daftmau5 shartruce2 A Terrakion Chagrilled Raik Srn Albacore
TLC, I swear we'll get back to Cards Against Humanity so I can win again.

scotti
[22:20:05] %Scotti: i embrace my fgt side
~~~~
[23:41:29] JTangarang: Scotti lets see those nipples

Yes scotti. Why are you holding back?

Cienight
Who was watching/giving advice when I was first making this team.

Jelincomi
[22:11:16] Jelincomi: also i'm literally a magical typing vagina
[22:11:21] Jelincomi: oops wrong person

Flan76
[18:10:58] %IAmGingy: im marrying flan now
Congratulations. Elton John would be proud of you two.

Wiz T7
Braveheart was an accurate replica of Scottish history y/y?

Yuttt
Yuttt.suspicious: culd be porn
A little late to the party, captain obvious

rdjacobian
[18:32:39] #tst_100: i'm being a tard
Yes, with Michigan support you are. Please keep Brady Choke. OSU<3Brady.

TFL
We will bring about your religion. As stated, though, it does require your ratification. If you can start researching how to rise from the dead so we can formalize this religion, that'd be great.
[23:31:54] TFL: kay. i'll be watching you get off

Draeden
[22:07:53] %Draeden: Cause it wasn't my grandpa I made explode

Chillarmy
http://i.imgur.com/9IOxqmE.png

And the rest of the Overused room for making the matches worth watching and adding to so much of what made this team great.

http://i.imgur.com/myEtGQd.png
http://i.imgur.com/TxfZaqw.png


It's a team of moments, because it's not consistent. Overall, it isn't necessarily good... It wasn't built to be good. But over time, I started to refine pieces piece by piece (aka why you see haxorus in the replay, and final team has Dnite). Eventually, it actually became a decent team mostly because of the randomness. It's been like a religious experience for me, messing around with the belt. Truly, I am a missionary for the Church of Physical Keldeo.
 
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Although you can deal with Greninja by sacking something and checking with Jirachi, your team is pretty weak to one of the most used pokemon in OU, and Jirachi can be worn down pretty easily, as it can only switch in so many times, and if you keep sacking stuff that doesn't end well. The offensive Nature of your team should make this less of a threat, but...

Beware the Frog.
 
Really weird team. If you want to fix the Mamoswine / Greninja / Skarmory problems a SpD Rotom-W could help I guess, though I literally have 0 idea where to put it because your team is so odd. Possibly try it over Ditto? It seems the most expendable member IMO since it can be unreliable in practise, though trying to put SR on your team without adjusting its intention seems ridiculously annoying. Confusing af team o.O
 
I guess you could change Gliscor to stealth rock variant to get SR on, even if you lose the baton pass. I mean, everything else has a set up move, its not *too important. unless you want of course blow up moons with mega medicham. Like TRC said, Sp def rotom over ditto would patch up the other holes. wish i'd thought of that.
 

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o wow u don't have access to relevant quotes of me? I think dred can help u with that.

EDIT: http://pastebin.com/EH3q2hdY zero shame

Also I dont like trick on scarf rachi, maybe fire punch? team seems a tad weak to offensive mzor, but that's just me. trick Seems unecessary with daddy's belt around :] (or u know a +2 mega medicham that's a thing too)
 
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And it IS more viable than CM Mega Sableye, which is legitimate garbage.
ur a homo[sapien] (infract THAT)

also consider running x-scissor > aa on that swagdeo. ur more likely to lure celebi than venu (only dumb players risk getting burned by scald, and smart players are gonna dip cuz the aa is obvious after u SD) and getting a solid hit on latios is actually rly cool.

oh ya and stop photoshopping fake quotes; we know ur desperate for a sig, but there's no need to lie.
 

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