Well, time to get out of this dump. Oh lookie here, the policeman has moved and let me into that random house!
*gasp* Team Rocket stole this guy’s TM! Hey homeowner, guess the number I’m thinking of. Here’s a hint: It’s the number of damns I give. “Is it one or greater?” Nope.
…And here’s the culprit! Well, I know what my one good deed today will be! *beats him up and steals back TM 28 Dig*
Hmm, I might return this to the owner… NOT!
Oh yay a new route! I wonder what new friends I’ll find!
*Wild Meowth appeared!* Sweet, I’ll call you Bling. You might be awesome later but for now… *boxed*
Oh hai Day Care man! I’d like to give you a pokemon, but I don’t need to right now. See ya!
Aaaand to Underground Path! Wow this place is boring.
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…Aaaaaand here we are at another new route!
*Wild Oddish appeared!* Oh hai there! I’ll call you Wanderus. *boxed*
*Hardman is trying to learn Selfdestruct!* HOLY SHIT DON’T SCARE ME LIKE THAT! You are NOT learning that.
*Fury is trying to learn Focus Energy!* …No.
Aaaaaaannnnnnddddd Vermillion City! I head over straight away and collect my free Vs Seeker (best item evar) and the… Old Rod. Huh.
Oh hai old man, yes I’ll listen to you ramble about your Rapidash as long as you give me that Bike Voucher!
*5 minutes later*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BIKE!!!
Okay, now to catch some MORE new friends!
*Wild Diglett appeared!* Sweet, I’ll call you Nobody. Get it? Because, you’re like, just a head? With no body? Haha? “…That’s not funny.” …SHUT UP I’M TRYING OKAY??
*Wild Ekans appeared!* Sweet, welcome to the tea- *I misclick and hit Razor Leaf, KOing it* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY EKANS!!
*sniff* Well, time to move on.
*Lucky learned Psybeam!* Yes!! As if you weren’t OHKOing everything before, this is even better! “…Whatever.”
Gamer: “I have never won before.” Welp, looks like I’ll extend that streak a little further for you.
Another Gamer: “I have never lost!” Soon, oh so soon, you will learn how it feels to fail.
Well I’ve defeated all the trainers here, time to board the Tita- I mean the S.S. Anne. Oh btw, the S.S. Anne is a new area, so I can catch a new friend!
*Wild Magikarp appeared!* Hello Sushi! Hope you like the box!
*Storm is trying to learn Horn Attack!* Poison Sting sucks.
…And with that, Storm has exhausted his very limited supple of useful level-up moves. Gogo Moon Stone!
*Storm is evolving!* YEAH NIDOKING!!!!
*Storm is trying to learn Thrash!* Well I suspect that will be a bit more useful than Horn Attack, so on it goes!
Random passenger: “Waiter, I would like a cherry pie, please!” Hey, just because I came barging into your room doesn’t mean I’m a waiter.
Youngster: “I like pokemon! Do you?” No, I’m just playing a game about them because I love to watch animals fighting.
*Got TM 31 Brick Break!* Well well, this will be very useful. I think I’ll teach it to Fury now, but I’ll buy another later on for Storm, I think.
Lass: “I collected these pokemon from all around the world!” Sweet, so I’m guessing Hydreigon, Metagross, Tyranitar, something like that right? *she has a Pidgey and a Nidoran F* …I could have found those in my backyard. You have travelled the world, and you have TWO pokemon. And they both suck. FML.
Old guy: “I’m a Global Police agent. I’m on the trail of Team Rocket.” HOLY CRAP IT’S LOOKER! So let me guess, you went back in time to Kanto after taking down Team Galactic and capturing the 7 Plasma Sages, right? “What no, I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.” C’mon, you’re secret’s safe with me.
Sailor: “I like feisty kids like you!” AHHHHHHHHHHHH PROFESSOR OAK IN DISGUISE!!!
*Got TM 44 Rest!* Ehh, pretty useless.
*Lucky is trying to learn Reflect!* Better than the now-useless Confusion.
…Oh, here’s that Gary kid again. He claims to have caught 40 species of pokemon already, which is impossible at this point in the game. This furthers my suspicion that he ahs been abusing a Gameshark. Well, I don’t tolerate cheating. DIE!!
Hardman leads against his Pidgeotto, and as usual it Sand Attacks. However, Hardman is used to these tricks and OHKOs with Rock Throw. Gary sends out his Charmeleon, which hurts Hardman quite a bit with a crit Metal Claw, but it didn’t stand a chance against Magnitude 8. Gary sends in his Kadabra, so I switch to Percent, getting hit by a Confusion on the way in. I Quick Attack, and Gary decides to troll with another team member- Kadabra used Kinesis, causing Percent’s next Quick Attack to miss. Third times the charm though, and down it goes. Gary’s final pokemon is a Raticate. I switch to Fury, getting hit by an extremely useless Tail Whip. Fury smashes it to hell and back with a Brick Break, winning the match for me!
Anyway Gary just mentions how useful Cut is and leaves, thankfully.
I head upstairs and meet to Captain, who claims to be seasick. Seriously, a seasick captain? Oh, he wants he to rub his back? AHHHHHHHH IT’S OAK AGAIN wait he says he’ll give me HM 01 Cut if I do it. …Okay! *Does so, claims the prize, then hightails it out of the boat*
Well if I want to battle the gym, I’m going to have to teach Cut to something. Hmm… I’ll give it to Bling the Meowth.
Now… TO THE GYM!!!
Well all the trainers were a breeze, but the puzzle was annoying as hell. It’s entirely up to luck, and you’ve only got a 1 in 2 chance at best to get it right, and a 1 in 4 chance in the worst case scenario. But eventually, I got to Lt. Surge…
I lead with Harman, he goes for Voltorb. It outspeeds (naturally) and hits with a Sonicboom, before Hardman destroys it with a Magnitude 8. He then sends out his Pikachu, which outspeeds too and Double Teams, but Hardman just doesn’t stand for that shit and demolishes it with a Magnitude 10. Surge sends out his final pokemon, Raichu. It also goes for a Double Team, which causes Hardman’s Magnitude to miss. Then Raichu does it again… but a Magnitude 8 hits and OHKOs. Prof wins!
*Hardman is evolving!* AWWWW YEAH!!!! “Man, we’re gonna ROCK!” Hehe, cause you’re a rock type! I get it! Hahahahahaha
Yeah Surge was really *puts on shades* shocked by his defeat. I guess you could say I *puts on another pair of shades* really shook him up! /terrible joke montage
Yeah he gives me the Thunder Badge and TM 34 Shock Wave as a prize,as is expected. Cool!
Aaaaaaand Part 3 is over. Tune in next time for more exciting adventures! *theme song plays*
Gym Badges: 3
Current team:
Solo the Ivysaur (M)
Level 23
-Razor Leaf
-Sleep Powder
-Leech Seed
-Tackle
Fury the Mankey (M)
Level 24
-Brick Break
-Leer
-Scratch
-Low Kick
Percent the Raticate (M)
Level 24
-Hyper Fang
-Tail Whip
-Scary Face
-Quick Attack
Storm the Nidoking (M)
Level 23
-Double Kick
-Leer
-Thrash
-Peck
Hardman the Graveler (M)
Level 25
-Magnitude
-Rock Throw
-Defence Curl
-Tackle
Lucky the Kadabra (F)
Level 23
-Psybeam
-Teleport
-Disable
-Reflect