OK where was I
*random call from Bianca*
Sure let's battle. Why the fuck not?
...
LV. 18 HERDIER. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? That's on par with LENORA'S.
*switch out Lou, send in Orcinus, who OHKOs with Arm Thrust*
WORSE than Lenora's.
"Bianca is about to sent out Servine!"
Servine? Vs. a PIGNITE? lol
*demolition*
"Bianca is about to send out Munna!"
*Lou comes out, OHKO*
Wow.
*Lou then proceeds to 2HKO Panpour*
HOLY FUCK.
Bianca: I need to be a better trainer!
Uh...yeah.
Cheren: Let's battle!
Sure I guess.
*Lou OHKOs Liepard*
Well OK.
*Pidove comes out*
Shit. I got nothing on this. *grumbledeathsgrumble*
*Lou 2HKOs*
DAT BRICK BREAK
*Dewott comes out, RoyalKevin OHKO*
lol
*Pansear comes out, gets 2HKOed by Lou*
Wow Lou is pretty damn powerful.
*fights my way through the Desert*
lv. 19 Sandile, lv. 19 Pidove, lv. 19 Cottonee, lv. 19 Petilil
WHAT IS THIS PLACE
*enters Desert Resort*
Wait this place is a resort? :O
*catches Dan the JOLLY Darumaka*
Too bad I already have Orcinus. *sigh*
Ooh look a Doctor!
*Lou OHKOs Solosis*
Yeah I'm starting to enjoy this.
Oh a Psychic!
*Lou sweep*
Yada yada yada
*enters Relic Castle, catches and boxes DarkSlay the Yamask*
Yeah I was KINNNNDA hoping for Sandile...
9.9
Oh Fossils. I'll take the Plume Fossil, because WHY THE FUCK NOT?
*enters Nimbasa Gate*
Professor Juniper: Hey guys. Where's Bianca?
Probably ran off crying after I swept her ass off. Why do you ask?
Professor Juniper: Just want to give you something.
*Ultra Balls*
Um...OK.
...
*enters Nimbasa City*
Old guy getting beat up by PlasDERP Grunts!
Plasma Grunt: I'll take your Pokemon!
*Lou OHKOs his Watchog*
lolFAIL
Second Grunt: Oh no! *runs off to amusement park*
COWARDS. GET THE FUCK BACK HERE. NOW.
Old man: Here, take this!
*gets Bicycle*
Awesome! Now I can head back to Nimbasa. But before that...
HM04 Strength get!
*checks: Ullar cannot learn it*
Lou learned Strength!
At least it's better than Headbutt.
SOOTHE BELL GET!
*gives to RoyalKevin*
Let's go!
...
One long bike ride later...
The guy blocking the Doubles Grass in Pinwheel Forest is gone. Let's check it out!
*TM22 Solarbeam and Silverpowder*
That was useless.
...
ENTER NACERENE CITY.
Receptionist at museum: Would you like to turn that Fossil back into a Pokemon?
:O I can do that?
Receptionist: Yes, we can do that.
*receives Texas the Quirky Archen*
Not bad at all...
*Teaches Texas Rock Tomb and Dig over Ancientpower and Quick Guard, respectively*
Let's own some Plasderp butt!
*one exciting bike ride later...*
N: Team Plasma? They went off somewhere. Hey, let's take the Ferris wheel!
Why the fuck not?
N: I am the king of Team Plasma.
Suddenly I do not feel safe on the Ferris wheel.
N: I wonder how many Pokemon there are?
May I introduce you to
Veekun?
Plasma grunts: Lord N! You're safe!
N: You guys can go.
N: So how about a battle?
Sure, why the fuck not?
*Texas cleanly sweeps his team*
I'm starting to like this guy.
Oh hi Bianca. You want to go to the Musical? Sure, why not?
Musical director: Here's a prop case!
OK?
Random girl in Musical: Here's a TM!
TM49 Echoed Voice...yeah...
*goes outside*
Bianca's dad: BIANCA, WHAT DID I TELL YOU
*Elesa shows up*
Elesa: Listen to your daughter.
Bianca's dad: Why the fuck should I do that?
Elesa: ZEBSTRIKA, VOLT SWITCH
Bianca's dad: OK OK OK OK
(to me): You'd better take care of my little girl!
Wait does that mean I list her as a "spouse" or "dependent" on my tax return?
...
I WAS JOKING DAMMIT CAN YOU NOT GET A JOKE
...Apparently not.
*goes into Route 16*
Alright a Minccino would be nice---
LOLNOPE, LIEPARD
Yeah, no thanks.
*Texas OHKOs with Pluck*
:O
Let's beat some of the trainers here!
*Texas OHKOs some mons*
Yeah, I'm REALLY starting to like this guy.
OK, nothing else to do for now, so let's go to Nimbasa Gym!
...
A roller coaster ride! How nice.
*I'm about to go into one, and BAM a Rich Boy jumps out*
DUDE.
*WWarrior OHKOs his Blitzle with Mud Shot*
Alright, now I can take this car!
*car goes up a hill, then speeds down*
*prepares to go into another car, and BAM a Lass jumps out*
Seriously?
*Bubblebeam is a 2HKO on her Emolga*
*goes around a loop-de-loop*
OK, this is Elesa!
*backtracks to heal, goes back in*
VS Elesa:
I lead with WWarrior, she leads with Emolga. Bubblebeam is a 3HKO, while Aerial Ace does crap for damage. Then comes the second Emolga. Heal, rinse, and repeat. Then Zebstrika comes out. Heal, Mud Shot, Mud Shot, dead Zebra, BOLT BADGE GET!
Team: (LVP to MVP)
Nickname: RoyalKevin
Level: 27
Nature: Quirky
Met: Pinwheel Forest (Inner)
Moves:
-Tackle
-Protect
-Bug Bite
-Razor Leaf
Comments: It isn't evolved yet? Nope, it isn't. Oh well. Guess it gets LVP. Looking forward to EVOLUTION soon.
Nickname: Orcinus
Nature: Sassy
Level: 28
Met: Numeva Town
Moves:
-Rollout
-Flame Charge
-Take Down
-Arm Thrust
Comments: Orcinus has been dependable from the start. The only reason he took such a fall was because my other mons eclipsed him for much of the chapter.
Nickname: Lou
Nature: Lonely
Level: 27
Met: Route 4
Moves:
-Payback
-Faint Attack
-Strength
-Brick Break
Comments: Lou is AN ABSOLUTE MONSTER to use. I take back everything bad I have ever said about Scraggy. Wow.
Nickname: Texas
Nature: Quirky
Level: 27
Met: Nacerene City
Moves:
-Pluck
-Rock Tomb
-Agility
-Dig
Comments: It OHKOs stuff left and right. I've never seen anything like this before. It would have been MVP, but WWarrior soloed Nimbasa Gym, and you just can't mess with that.
Nickname: WWarrior
Nature: Lonely
Level: 29
Met: Pinwheel Forest (Outer)
Moves:
-Muddy Water
-Mud Shot
-Uproar
-Bubblebeam
Comments: Never thought I'd see the day. From prospective HM slave to MVP, because of four deaths. Gotta say, WWarrior has been impressive thus far. Also have never beaten Elesa so easily before. (I recall when I soloed her with a Tranquil.)
Bench:
Dan the lv. 22 Darumaka (Met Desert Resort)
DarkSlay the lv. 21 Yamask (Met Relic Castle)
HM slaves:
Ullar the lv. 4 Purrloin (Met Route 2)
RIP:
Matezoide the lv. 16 Herdier (Met Route 1)
Jas the lv. 17 Pidove (Met Route 3)
Leethoof the lv. 13 Roggenrola (Met Wellspring Cave)
Pwnemon the lv. 15 Pansage (Met Dreamyard)