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Okay I'm coming out now

Discussion in 'Inside Poop - April Fool's Day 2011' started by Matthew, Mar 31, 2011.

  1. Matthew

    Matthew I love weather; Sun for days
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    I wanted to be taken seriously when I came to Smogon first off, so I thought it would be the best idea to pose as a guy. I know this might not come as a shock to a lot of you, but it's happily true!! I wanted to raise to my highest possibility here and show that women can actually be useful in the world of competitive pokemon, and I believe now I have finally reached my goal.

    For every photo in the photo album thread: I used pictures my brother, Matt, took. My name is officially Jenny Rose Cook. This isn't a whole gender-change thing, I was always a girl, and will always be a girl. Another deciding factor of finally coming out is that I've been dating Joel for over a year now (yeah I don't actually live in the states, sorry everyone) and we have a really really good relationship going (for over a year, don't know how we kept that secret tee-hee).

    Anyway, I'm sorry I lied to all of you. I'm sorry I've never come to the office claiming that "working at home was easier," and I'm sorry that I've missed so many birthday parties, I really wish I could've gone.

    I hope you all can forgive me.
  2. v

    v TRY AND KNOCK ME DOWN...IF U DARE...U FUCKIN SCRUB...FUFUFU
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  3. EspyJoel

    EspyJoel Espy <3
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    Happy you've finally been able to say this to everyone Jenny ^_^
    You've always been so special to me so this shouldn't be a problem for anyone :3
  4. JabbaTheGriffin

    JabbaTheGriffin Stormblessed
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    ew okay nevermind the threesome we had planned is off now
  5. Oglemi

    Oglemi MIEU
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    Fuck I was hoping you were coming out of closet...

    Pretty sneaky sis!
  6. PK Gaming

    PK Gaming Pursuing My True Self
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    Where do you live?
  7. PK Gaming

    PK Gaming Pursuing My True Self
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    Pics or GTFO
  8. Chou Toshio

    Chou Toshio @Fighting Necktie
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    So how's she in bed Joel?
  9. Matthew

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    UGH I knew this was coming, and this is the most dreaded part of finally coming out, here I am:

    [​IMG]
  10. PK Gaming

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  11. Umbreon Dan

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    i'm not sure if this is real?
  12. Fatecrashers

    Fatecrashers acta est fabula
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  13. Matthew

    Matthew I love weather; Sun for days
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    It's really real, Umbreon_Dan. This is why I kind of got really crazy each month during a specific time. I used to say "I'm writing a paper right now," but what I meant was "it's that woman's time of the month."

    Once again I'm really sorry
  14. darkie

    darkie mfw i see alison brie
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    now texting..
  15. Rising_Dusk

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    Tits or gtfo.
  16. comatthew6

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    I didn't think this was real, but you're probably definitely telling the truth from what I can see.

    Good for you!
  17. Blue Kirby

    Blue Kirby Never back down.
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    Question.

    You and Joel ... who wears the pants?
  18. Aeroblacktyl

    Aeroblacktyl The pizza doesn't scream in the oven! LOL!
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    my first thought when i saw this on 'last post' was haha bk came out of the closet in the official im gay thread but i guess im disappointed
  19. tab

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    i was sure joel was gay
  20. Stallion

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    He's bi, so this still checks out.
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    i saw the legs first and thought "giraffe"
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  23. Ditto

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    Jenny! What about our love!? Are you seriously going to choose Joel over me!?

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