Orcinus Duo vs. The Royal Guard! Look! A monkey!

[The Wanderer]

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

1v1 NFEs
1 sub
2 recoveries/5 chills
2 day DQ
Training items
Switch=NOPE.jpg
All abilities
ASB Arena

And tonight's warriors are...

Orcinus Duo:

Slowpoke

Slowpoke [Panne] (M)

• Nature: Sassy

Type:

• [Water]: Water STAB; Can breathe and have excellent mobility when underwater, are less capable on land unless they are entirely amphibious.
• [Psychic]: Psychic STAB; less susceptible to blinding, more susceptible to sound-based assaults as far as locking on with Psychic attacks, can lift and throw opponents with Psychic attacks regardless of weight difference. Psychic-type attacks are not godlike and cannot be used as a catchall for Disabling, Binding, and redirecting opposing attacks.

Stats:

HP: 100
Atk: Rank 3
Def: Rank 3
SpA: Rank 2
SpD: Rank 3 (+)
Spe: 13 (15/1.15v)
Size Class: 2
Weight Class: 3
Base Rank Total: 14

EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Abilities:

• Oblivious: (Innate) This Pokemon is incapable of being affected by Attract, Cute Charm, or Captivate.
• Own Tempo: (Innate) This Pokemon moves at its own pace and when confused, it will never harm itself in confusion. If the Pokemon also has Tangled Feet, it will raise Accuracy by one (1) Stage.
• Regenerator (DW LOCKED): (Innate) When this Pokemon is switched out during a switch battle, it reacts to the energy in the Pokeball and (ten) 10 HP is restored. When this Pokemon Chills, it restores six (6) HP in addition to its 12 Energy.

Attacks :

Curse
Yawn
Tackle
Growl
Water Gun
Confusion
Disable
Headbutt

Sleep Talk
Future Sight
Zen Headbutt

Scald
Earthquake
Hidden Power Ground (7)

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Pansage

<Pansage> [Fletcher] (Male)
Nature: Jolly
Type:
Grass: Grass STAB; immunity to Leech Seed and Worry Seed. 50% reduction in status effect chance of oncoming "powder" attacks. More mobile in areas with strong natural light sources. Superior senses in tall grass and forest areas. Able to use Wrap and Bind without losing focus.

Abilities:
Gluttony:(Innate)This Pokemon devours healing and stat increasing berries at 50% health (flat) instead of 25% health (flat).


Overgrow:(Innate)(DW LOCKED)When this Pokemon’s HP is lower than 33% (flat), the Base Attack Power of any grass attack is increased by two (2). (eg Giga Drain goes from 8 to 10, Solarbeam from 12 to 14)


Pansage
HP: 90
Atk: Rank 2
Def: Rank 2
SpA: Rank 1(-)
SpD: Rank 2
Spe: 74(+)(+13%Accuracy)
Size Class: 1
Weight Class: 2
Base Rank Total: 13


EC: 0/6
MC: 0
DC: 0/5

Attacks:(15)
Scratch
Leer
Lick
Vine Whip
Fury Swipes
Leech Seed
Bite
Seed Bomb
Torment

Astonish
Low Kick
Grasswhistle

Acrobatics
Protect
Taunt

Order:
Both trainers send out their mons automatically
Royal orders
Orcinus orders
It's go time
​

 

[Orcinus Duo]

Because I seem to have a nasty habit of completely forgetting training items, I'm just going to go ahead and equip my amulet coin now before I forget. Your turn Kevin.

 

[The Royal Guard]

Fletcher gets and EXP.Share and is gonna lay a smack down

Fletcher-Astonish-Leech Seed-Vine Whip

 

[Orcinus Duo]

All right panne.

Let's get something out of the way--we'll lose here. But that's okay.

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND NOTHING ELSE MATTERS

Scald-Future Sight-Yawn

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Orcinus Duo:

Panne @ Amulet Coin
HP: 100
EN: 100
Stats: 3/3/2/3/13
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: None

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Fletcher @ Exp. Share
HP: 90
EN: 100
Stats: 2/2/1/2/74
Abilities: Gluttony
Ailments: None
Stat changes: +13 Accuracy
Other: None​

ROUND 1: THE SLOW SPECIMEN SETS UP ON THE MONKEY SPECIMEN
♫Save and Load

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE YOUR REFEREE FOR THIS BATTLE BETWEEN. Orcinus Duo. AND. The Royal Guard. Orcinus Duo. RELEASES A SLOW SPECIMEN WHILE. The Royal Guard. RELEASES A MONKEY SPECIMEN.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN TRIES TO FRIGHTEN THE SLOW SPECIMEN, BUT FAILS. THE SLOW SPECIMEN BURNS THE MONKEY SPECIMEN WITH STEAM AT A TEMPERATURE OF APPROXIMATELY. NINETY. POINT. SEVEN. SEVEN. EIGHT. TWO. NINE. THREE. DEGREES CELSIUS.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN THROWS SEEDS THAT GROW INTO BLOODSUCKING PLANTS AROUND THE SLOW SPECIMEN. THE SLOW SPECIMEN FORESEES AN ATTACK.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN WHIPS THE SLOW SPECIMEN WITH A VINE. THE SLOW SPECIMEN INDUCES DROWSINESS BY YAWNING LOUDLY.

The Royal Guard. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. SIXTY. TWO. POINT. EIGHT. EIGHT. SEVEN. NINE. TWO. FIVE. ZERO. ZERO. ONE. EIGHT. NINE. THREE. SEVEN. @. NINE. PERCENT CHANCE.

Crunch

Order: Pansage, Slowpoke

Action 1
Fletcher used Astonish!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance (Crit <= 625 unless stated otherwise): 6278 = NOPE.
-Damage: (4 + 3 - 4.5) * 1.5 = 3.75 damage
-Effect chance (Flinch <= 3000): 6902 = NOPE.
Panne used Scald!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 2649 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 3) * .67 = 7.37 damage
-Effect chance (Burn <= 3000): 1226 = EEEEEEEEYUP.
Fletcher was burned!
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -3.75 HP, -5 EN
-Pansage: -7.37 HP, -3 EN

Action 2
Fletcher used Leech Seed!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
Panne was seeded! (6 actions)
Panne used Future Sight!
Panne foresaw an attack!
Panne's life was drained! (-3 HP Slowpoke, +3 HP Pansage)
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -3 HP, -6 EN
-Pansage: +1 HP, -9 EN

Action 3
Fletcher used Vine Whip!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 3110 = NOPE.jpg
-Damage: (4 + 3 + 3 - 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 3.75 damage
Panne used Yawn!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
Fletcher was drowsy!
Panne's life was drained! (-3 HP Slowpoke, +3 HP Pansage)
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -6.75 HP, -10 EN
-Pansage: +1 HP, -2 EN

Final Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -14 (13.5) HP, -21 EN
-Pansage: -5 (5.37) HP, -15 EN

End round 1

Orcinus Duo:

Panne @ Amulet Coin
HP: 86
EN: 79
Stats: 3/3/2/3/13
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo
Ailments: Leech Seed (4 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: None

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Fletcher @ Exp. Share
HP: 85
EN: 85
Stats: 2/2/1/2/74
Abilities: Gluttony
Ailments: Burn, Drowsy
Stat changes: +13 Accuracy
Other: Future Sight (end of A1)​

IT IS NOW THE TURN OF. Orcinus Duo.
​

 

[Orcinus Duo]

All right! Let's continue this...

Hey Robot. I'd like to ask you a few questions.

So I'm doing psych right now. Could you tell me about your childhood?

Zen Headbutt-Future Sight-Zen Headbutt
IF Seed Bomb has been used previously in the round when it is your turn, Disable Seed Bomb instead.

 

[The Royal Guard]

Torment-Vine Whip-Taunt

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Orcinus Duo:

Panne @ Amulet Coin
HP: 86
EN: 79
Stats: 3/3/2/3/13
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo
Ailments: Leech Seed (4 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: None

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Fletcher @ Exp. Share
HP: 85
EN: 85
Stats: 2/2/1/2/74
Abilities: Gluttony
Ailments: Burn, Drowsy
Stat changes: +13 Accuracy
Other: Future Sight (end of A1)​

ROUND 2: THE SLOW SPECIMEN HEADBUTTS THE MONKEY SPECIMEN

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE PERFORMING REFEREE DUTIES FOR THE BATTLE BETWEEN. Orcinus Duo. AND. The Royal Guard.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN HARASSES THE SLOW SPECIMEN BEFORE FALLING ASLEEP. THE SLOW SPECIMEN RETALIATES WITH A HEADBUTT AS WELL AS THE FORESEEN ATTACK.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN IS FAST ASLEEP. THE SLOW SPECIMEN CANNOT DO ANYTHING DUE TO THE PRIOR HARASSMENT.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN AWAKENS AND ENRAGES THE SLOW SPECIMEN FURTHER. THE SLOW SPECIMEN HEADBUTTS HIM AGAIN.

Orcinus Duo. IS CURRENTLY PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. FIFTY. TWO. POINT. ZERO. ZERO. ZERO. EIGHT. NINE. Q. FOUR. TEN. PERCENT CHANCE OF VICTORY.

Crunch

Order: Pansage, Slowpoke

Action 1
Fletcher used Torment!
Panne was tormented! (6 actions)
-Sleep chance (1-3333 = Light; 3334-6666 = Deep; 6667-10000 = Intense): 2307 = Light
Fletcher fell asleep! (1 action)
Panne used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 3007 = Hit
-Crit chance: 6045 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 12.5 damage
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Fletcher took the foreseen attack!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 1777 = NOPE.
-Damage: 10 + 3 + 3 - 3 = 13 damage
Panne's life was drained! (-3 HP Slowpoke, +3 HP Pansage)
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -3 HP, -5 EN
-Pansage: -24.5(!) HP, -10 EN

Action 2
Fletcher is fast asleep.
Panne couldn't use Future Sight due to Torment!
Panne's life was drained! (-3 HP Slowpoke, +3 HP Pansage)
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -3 HP
-Pansage: +1 HP

Action 3
Fletcher woke up!
Fletcher used Taunt!
Panne is pissed! (6 actions)
Panne used Zen Headbutt!
-Hit chance (Hit <= 9000): 5985 = Hit
-Crit chance: 2307 = NOPE.
-Damage: 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 12.5 damage
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Panne's life was drained! (-3 HP Slowpoke, +3 HP Pansage)
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -3 HP, -5 EN
-Pansage: -11.5 HP, -10 EN

Final Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -9 HP, -10 EN
-Pansage: -35 HP, -20 EN

End Round 2

Orcinus Duo:

Panne @ Amulet Coin
HP: 77
EN: 69
Stats: 3/3/2/3/13
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo
Ailments: Leech Seed (1 action), Torment (3 actions), Taunt (5 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: None

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Fletcher @ Exp. Share
HP: 50
EN: 65
Stats: 2/2/1/2/74
Abilities: Gluttony
Ailments: Burn
Stat changes: +13 Accuracy
Other: None​

IT IS NOW THE TURN OF. The Royal Guard.
​

 

[The Royal Guard]

Seed Bomb-Vine Whip-Seed Bomb

 

[Orcinus Duo]

Future Sight Combo-Cooldown (Future Sight Combo)-Headbutt

I predict: pain.

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Orcinus Duo:

Panne @ Amulet Coin
HP: 77
EN: 69
Stats: 3/3/2/3/13
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo
Ailments: Leech Seed (1 action), Torment (3 actions), Taunt (5 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: None

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Fletcher @ Exp. Share
HP: 50
EN: 65
Stats: 2/2/1/2/74
Abilities: Gluttony
Ailments: Burn
Stat changes: +13 Accuracy
Other: None​

ROUND 3: THE SLOW SPECIMEN SEES INTO THE FAR FUTURE

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE REFEREEING THIS BATTLE BETWEEN. Orcinus Duo. AND. The Royal Guard.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN HURLS A SALVO OF EXPLOSIVE SEEDS AT THE SLOW SPECIMEN. THE SLOW SPECIMEN SEES INTO THE FAR FUTURE.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN WHIPS THE SLOW SPECIMEN WITH A VINE. THE SLOW SPECIMEN DOES NOTHING.

THE MONKEY SPECIMEN HURLS ANOTHER SALVO OF EXPLOSIVE SEEDS. THE SLOW SPECIMEN HEADBUTTS HIM.

Orcinus Duo. IS PROJECTED TO WIN, WITH A. FIFTY. SIX. POINT. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NINE. NI-

Crunch

Order: Pansage, Slowpoke

Action 1
Fletcher used Seed Bomb!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 4675 = NOPE.
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 9.75 damage
Panne used Farsight!
Panne foresaw an attack!
-Energy Cost: (18 * 1.75) - 1 = 30.5 EN
Panne's life was drained! (-3 HP Slowpoke, +3 HP Pansage)
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -12.75 HP, -30.5 EN
-Pansage: +1 HP, -5 EN

Action 2
Fletcher used Vine Whip!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 950 = OHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
-Damage: (4 + 3 + 3 - 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 3.75 damage
Panne must cool down!
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -3.75 HP
-Pansage: -2 HP, -2 EN

Action 3
Fletcher used Seed Bomb!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 9908 = AW HELL NAW!
-Damage: (8 + 3 + 3 - 4.5 - 3) * 1.5 = 9.75 damage
Panne used Headbutt!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 3876 = NOPE.jpg
-Damage: 7 + 4.5 - 3 = 8.5 damage
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -9.75 HP, -5 EN
-Pansage: -10.5 HP, -5 EN

Final Numbers
-Slowpoke: -23 (23.25) HP, -36 EN
-Pansage: -12 (11.5) HP, -12 EN

End round 3

Orcinus Duo:

Panne @ Amulet Coin
HP: 54
EN: 33
Stats: 3/3/2/3/13
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo
Ailments: Taunt (2 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: None

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Fletcher @ Exp. Share
HP: 38
EN: 53
Stats: 2/2/1/2/74
Abilities: Gluttony
Ailments: Burn
Stat changes: +13 Accuracy
Other: Farsight (will hit at the end of A1)​

IT IS NOW THE TURN OF. Orcinus Duo.
​

 

[Orcinus Duo]

I believe this is the end!

Zen Headbutt-Headbutt-Zen Headbutt

 

[The Royal Guard]

Protect-Chill-Taunt

 

[The Wanderer]

Pre-round

Orcinus Duo:

Panne @ Amulet Coin
HP: 54
EN: 33
Stats: 3/3/2/3/13
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo
Ailments: Taunt (2 actions)
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: None

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Fletcher @ Exp. Share
HP: 38
EN: 53
Stats: 2/2/1/2/74
Abilities: Gluttony
Ailments: Burn
Stat changes: +13 Accuracy
Other: Farsight (will hit at the end of A1)​

ROUND 4: THE MONKEY SPECIMEN IS DEFEATED BY OUTSIDE CIRCUMSTANCES

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. I WILL BE SERVING AS REFEREE FOR THE-

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

*A portal opens up in the arena, and out flies what appears to be a giant chunk of a pillar. It hits Fletcher the Pansage dead on, knocking him out.*

...HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. Orcinus Duo. WINS BY DEFAULT, AS THE STONE HAS KNOCKED OUT THE MONKEY SPECIMEN.

<JUST AS PLANNED.>

​

Crunch

Order: Pansage, Slowpoke

Action 1 (Priority: Pansage, Slowpoke)
Fletcher used Protect!
Fletcher protected himself!
Panne used Zen Headbutt!
Fletcher protected himself!
-Damage (for energy cost): 8 + 3 + 4.5 - 3 = 12.5 damage
-Energy cost: 7 + (12.5 / 2.5) = 12 EN
Fletcher was hit by Farsight!
-Crit chance: 1077 = NOPE.
-Damage: (10 * 2.25) + 3 + 3 - 3 = 25.5 damage!
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -5 EN
-Pansage: -27.5(!) HP, -12.5 EN

Action 2
Fletcher used Chill!
Fletcher recovered 12 EN!
Panne used Headbutt!
-Hit chance: Irrelevant = Hit
-Crit chance: 7713 = NOPE.
-Damage: 7 + 4.5 - 3 = 8.5 damage
-Effect chance: Irrelevant = NOPE.
Fletcher was hurt by his burn! (-2 HP Pansage)
Fletcher fainted!
Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -5 EN
-Pansage: -10.5 HP, +12 EN

Final Numbers:
-Slowpoke: -10 EN
-Pansage: -38 HP, -1 (0.5) EN

The battle is over! Orcinus Duo is victorious!

Orcinus Duo:

Panne @ Amulet Coin
HP: 54
EN: 23
Stats: 3/3/2/3/13
Abilities: Oblivious, Own Tempo
Ailments: None
Stat changes: -10 Evasion
Other: None

VS.

The Royal Guard:

Fletcher @ Exp. Share
HP: KO
EN: 52
Stats: 2/2/1/2/74
Abilities: Gluttony
Ailments: Faint
Stat changes: +13 Accuracy
Other: None​

Prizes:
Orcinus Duo:
2 CC
Slowpoke: 1 EC, 1 DC, 2 MC, and 1 KOC

The Royal Guard:
1 CC
Pansage: 1 EC, 1 DC and 2 MC

The Wanderer:
2 UC

Post-match fluff

Ugh, and I thought I wouldn't have to deal with this crap while the Lad was out...What's with the pictures on the rock, anyway? Aren't those heiroglyphics?

HELLO. I AM A ROBOT. MY SENSORS SAY THAT THE STONE IS OF EGYPTIAN ORIGIN.

...Egypt? Wait, isn't that where...where...he...hehe...ahaha...that's funny...Ahahahaha! Halfway across the world, and he still trashes my arena! Aha! Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHARAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

LAD, I WILL FUCKING END YOU FOR THIS!!!

​

 

[The Royal Guard]

GG Orcinus

Phenomenal flavor Wanderer.

 

[Orcinus Duo]

Uhhhh thanks Hotekh