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Parents caught you masturbating, what do you do?

Discussion in 'Congregation of the Masses' started by Bucky, Jul 13, 2010.

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  1. Bucky

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    My mom walked in on me getting my groove on, moaning and everything. I'm sooo embarrassed and I don't know what to do! Advice please, I'm desperate. Also, I'm not a boy, and my mother and I are pretty close, but she always gets so paranoid and jumps to the wildest conclusions. Help!
  2. DDRMaster

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    Maybe you should tell her that it's better than you actually having sex?
  3. Itchni

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    Tell her you are a teenager and you have hormones and that if she didn't masturbate as a teen that she is crazy
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    Looks like you already got some good advice here.
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