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Pocketman: a short story of a pervert

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by The Undertaker, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. The Undertaker

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    Once upon a time there was a 60 year old man.

    He lived in Norway.
    Nobody knew his name,they all called him Pocketman.
    You probably ask why they called him pocket man, well i tell you why.
    He in a VERY wierd way rapes people.
    Believe me this story is true although its very wierd.
    He has been arrested in custody by the police now.
    He rapes everyone from a homofil to a pedofil.
    This is the way he does it:
    He wanders around the streets in a coap and a jeans pants.

    And when its very few people around the streets and he sees for example a littled kid boy or girl (it could be a grown up too) he says this:

    "hey boy i've hurt my hands a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my pocket"
    the boy says:"sure thing man"

    The boy put his hand in the guys pocket.

    and he feels like the pocket is too long, and when he comes to the buttom of the ocket he feels something yucky(the pocketmans dick).

    And pocketman takes a knife from his other wallet stabs the kid and rapes him.


    Believe me i'm norwegian and its true over 2,000 people have been raped by this man.

    This thread might seem totally NON INTERESTING but i'm bored and i just wanna say this.


    reply your thoughts about this man or write your own story about the subject.

    submitted by The Undertaker
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  2. Atlas

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    "come on, i dont have apposable thumbs, reach in my pocket for my cellphone."
  3. The Undertaker

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    HAHAHAHAHA......

    LMAO funny Kanguroo......
  4. Glen

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    this is fucking golden
  5. junior

    junior heard ur boyf was away this weekend, wanna meet at my place
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    hahaha jesus christ.
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    haha what the hell
  7. Blue Kirby

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    Dear lord ...
  8. Steeler

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    any chance of a cyber raping 'digiman' in belgium or someshit?

    who asks you to 'check out this cool site'?

    only to find you've set in motion a series of events leading to a loss of your privacy/virginity/life?
  9. West

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    It would be like:

    Hey check my naked pictures!

    Click Here!

    And when file.exe runs, an unconnected usb cable would wrap around your legs and rape you.
  10. Hamstern

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    WOOT! I never read he stabbed people :P Or maybe I read about another (swedish?)pocketman :l
  11. Doomsday

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    rofl this is Brilliant

    submitted by Doomsday.
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  13. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    Once upon a time there was a 16 year old man.

    He lived in India.
    Nobody knew his name,they all called him Assman.
    You probably ask why they called him ass man, well i tell you why.
    He in a VERY wierd way rapes people.
    Believe me this story is true although its very wierd.
    He has been arrested in custody by the police now.
    He rapes everyone from a ryubahamut to a Shiv.
    This is the way he does it:
    He wanders around the gay bathhouses in a tuarban and a capri pants.

    And when its very few people around the showers and he sees for example a littled kid zerowing or Mystica (it could be a Carl) he says this:

    "hey boy i've hurt my rectum a little bit can you pick up my cellphone from my ass"
    the boy says:"sure thing man"

    The boy put his hand in the guys ass.

    and he feels like the ass is too long, and when he comes to the buttom of the ectum he feels something yucky(the assmans prostate).

    And assman takes a dildo from his other wallet stabs the kid and rapes him.


    Believe me i'm american and its true over 184,234,709 people have been raped by this man.

    This thread might seem totally NON INTERESTING but i'm bored and i just wanna say this.


    reply your thoughts about this man or write your own story about the subject.

    submitted by The DoomMullet
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    haha I cried from laughter
  16. Invective

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    rofl that was gold.
    oops, i mean gold.
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  17. Endeby

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    Is this a insult?!
  18. unceunce

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    over 2,000 people.

    jesus
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    i miss trashy ;_;
  20. Iraff

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    That may be the single greatest line ever.
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    dear god, this thread is absolutely brilliant.

    im in splits lol holy fucking shit.

    5 starred!
  22. Mr Escalator

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    oh god I started silently laughing until I began to hiccup
    amazing DM
  23. Max.AU

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    holy fucking shit thats great ahhahah

    edit: i laughed even more when i saw the "HAHAHAHA" in the post subject when he said the kangaroo was funny.
  24. hybrid

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    He wanders around the streets in a coap and a jeans pants.

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