Probopass Sausages's Meat Party?! (Gone 'till August and something about free Dittos)

#1
I'm leaving for LA on Sunday, so I won't be available to trade 'till this coming Friday. Feel free to post CMTs and whatnot while I'm away, though; I'll get around to them when I return!


Hello, and welcome to my debatably meat-centric trade thread.



If you came here expecting some meat, a party, or a combination thereof, you've come to the right place (if by "meat" you mean "Pokemon", which sounds rather distressing in retrospect, but there you go).


All of the Pokemon I'm offering in this thread have been RNG'd by me. You won't be finding any oft-redistributed Pokemon here. That said, all of my Pokemon are also fully redistributable, so by all means feel free to spread the (meat) love.


Now Is Rules Time:


  • Please do not offer me any hacked Pokemon, legal or otherwise. If you do you will make me a sad panda. If you're not sure if your Pokemon is hacked, I'll do what I can to help you find out. Cloned Pokemon, however, are perfectly fine.
  • Please avoid sending me PMs or VMs before making an inial offer. Now, I'm more than willing to make exceptions here, but If you can help it, please try and make your initial offer or CMT in this thread. It makes it easier for me to keep tabs on offers that way.
  • I will gladly trade with anyone, regardless of whether or not they have a trade thread. If you don't have one, please provide as many details as you can about the Pokemon you're offering. A-like so:


    pokeball sprite name ♂♀
    OT
    nature | ability | ivs (HP Type, if any)| Cloned by <insert cloning method hurr>
    item | evs
    move1 | move2 | move2 | move4
  • To expedite the trading process, please be mindful of my timezone. I'm something of a globetrotting engineer, so I tend to travel often. You can always find the timezone I'm currently in at the bottom of the thread, so just keep that in the back of your mind as you proceed to negotiate a trade time. I'll do my very best to accommodate you.
  • If you want a nickname for your Pokemon, be sure to let me know after we reach a trade agreement. All of my Pokemon are nicknamable, so that's one advantage they have over the garden-variety redis Pokemon. Just avoid asking for lewd or otherwise inappropriate names.
  • This is optional, but I'd be very happy if you could reply to my thread with a picture of meat after a successful transaction. It is a meat party, after all!


Smogon forum rules also apply. Now for the goods!


Trainer Info

Pokemon White

Name: GM
ID: 39793
Friend Code: 2666 1434 7622
Apricots: N/A




My Pokemon


Kanto

Horsea
Lv. 52 UT
Lonely | Swift Swim | 31 / 31 / 31 / 30 / 31 / 31 (HP Elec 70)| Cloned via IR-GTS
Brine | Hydro Pump | Dragon Dance | Dragon Pulse


Magikarp ♂
Lv. 5 UT
Impish | Swift Swim | 31 / 31 / 31 / 6 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Splash


Ditto Meat Squad 1
Lv. 53 UT
Everything | Limber | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Transform


Ditto Meat Squad 2
Lv. 53 UT
Brave/Quiet/Relaxed/Sassy | Limber | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 0 | Cloned via IR-GTS


Ditto Meat Squad 3
Lv. 53 UT
Modest/Timid | Limber | 30 / 30 / 30 / 30 / 30 / 30 (HP Fighting 70) | Cloned via IR-GTS
Transform


Omanyte
Lv. 25 UT
Modest | Swift Swim | 31 / 31 / 30 / 30 / 31 / 31 (HP Grass 70) | Cloned via IR-GTS
Water Gun | Rollout | Leer | Mud Shot


Kabuto ♂
Lv. 25 UT
Adamant | Swift Swim | 31 / 31 / 31 / 6 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Absorb | Leer | Mud Shot | Sand Attack


Johto

Tyranitar ♂
Lv. 50 UT (Shaking Grass Encounter)
Brave | Sand Stream | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 0 | Cloned by AR
Thrash | Dark Pulse | Payback | Crunch


Hoenn

Lileep
Lv. 25 UT
Impish | Suction Cups | 31 / 31 / 31 / 16 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Swords Dance | Acid | Rock Slide | Confuse Ray


Metang #1
Lv. 53 UT
Adamant | Clear Body | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31| Cloned via IR-GTS
Iron Defense | Agility | Meteor Mash | Zen Headbutt


Metang #2
Lv. 53 UT
Jolly | Clear Body | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31| Cloned via IR-GTS
Iron Defense | Agility | Meteor Mash | Zen Headbutt


Sinnoh



Nope.avi



Unova

Boldore ♀
Lv. 30 UT
Brave | Sturdy | 31 / 31 / 31 / 23 / 31 / 0 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Iron Defense | Smack Down | Power Gem | Rock Slide


Throh ♂
Lv. 36
Adamant | Inner Focus | 31 / 31 / 31 / 6 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Revenge | Storm Throw | Body Slam | Bulk Up


Garbodor
Lv. 33 UT
Adamant | Weak Armor | 31 / 31 / 31 / 20 / 31 / 31| Cloned via IR-GTS
Stockpile | Swallow | Body Slam | Sludge Bomb


Minccino ♀
Lv. 20 UT
Jolly | Cute Charm | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Tickle | Doubleslap | Encore | Swift


Duosion
Lv. 33 UT
Bold | Magic Guard | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Recover | Psyshock | Endeavor | Future Sight


Vanillite ♂ #1
Lv. 32 UT
Modest | Ice Body | 31 / 13 / 31 / 30 / 31 / 31 (HP Elec 70)| Cloned via IR-GTS
Avalanche | Taunt | Mirror Shot | Acid Armor


Vanillite ♀ #2
Lv. 20 UT
Modest | Ice Body | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 (HP Dark 70)| Cloned via IR-GTS
Uproar | Icy Wind | Mist | Avalanche


Foongus ♀
Bold | Effect Spore | 30 / 6 / 30 / 31 / 31 / 31 (HP Ice 70)| Cloned via IR-GTS
Sweet Scent | Giga Drain | Toxic | Synthesis


Frillish ♂ #1
Lv. 14 UT
Bold | Cursed Body | 31 / 13 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Water Sport | Absorb | Night Shade | Bubblebeam


Frillish ♂ #2
Lv. 11 UT
Quiet | Cursed Body | 31 / 11 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 0 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Bubble | Water Sport | Absorb | Night Shade


Joltik ♂
Lv. 24 UT
Timid | Compoundeyes | 30 / 6 / 30 / 31 / 31 / 31 (HP Ice 70)| Cloned via IR-GTS
Fury Cutter | Electroweb | Bug Bite | Gastro Acid


Klink
Lv. 25 UT
Adamant | Plus | 31 / 31 / 31 / 20 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Charge | Thundershock | Gear Grind | Bind


Tynamo ♂ #1
Lv. 27 UT
Brave | Levitate | 31 / 31 / 31 / 23 / 31 / 0 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Tackle | Thunder Wave | Spark | Charge Beam


Tynamo ♂ #2
Lv. 27 UT
Adamant | Levitate | 31 / 31 / 31 / 20 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Tackle | Thunder Wave | Spark | Charge Beam


Tynamo ♀ #3
Lv. 27 UT
Quiet | Levitate | 31 / 11 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 0 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Tackle | Thunder Wave | Spark | Charge Beam


Tynamo #4
Lv. 27 UT
Modest | Levitate | 31 / 20 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Tackle | Thunder Wave | Spark | Charge Beam


Tynamo #5
Lv. 27 UT
Quiet | Levitate | 31 / 11 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 2 (HP Ice 70) | Cloned via IR-GTS
Tackle | Thunder Wave | Spark | Charge Beam


Litwick
Lv. 27 UT
Modest | Flash Fire | 30 / 6 / 31 / 30 / 30 / 30 (HP Fighting 70) | Cloned via IR-GTS
Night Shade | Will-O-Wisp | Flame Burst | Imprison


Cryogonal
Lv. 31 UT
Hasty | Levitate | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 (HP Dark 70) | Cloned via IR-GTS
Mist | Haze | Aurora Beam | Acid Armor


Mienfoo ♂
Lv. 33 UT
Jolly | Regenerator | 31 / 31 / 31 / 6 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Swift | Calm Mind | Force Palm | Drain Punch


Golurk
Lv. 61
Adamant | Iron Fist | 31 / 31 / 31 / 22 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Ghost Gem | 252 HP, 236 Atk, 20 Spe
Shadow Punch | Hammer Arm | Protect | Earthquake


Pawniard
Lv. 31 UT
Adamant | Defiant | 31 / 31 / 31 / 20 / 31 / 31| Cloned via IR-GTS
Faint Attack | Scary Face | Metal Claw | Slash


Bouffalant ♀
Lv. 34 UT
Adamant | Reckless | 31 / 31 / 31 / 6 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Horn Attack | Scary Face | Revenge | Head Charge


Rufflet ♂ #1
Lv. 50 UT
Adamant | Sheer Force | 31 / 31 / 31 / 6 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Tail Wind | Air Slash | Crush Claw | Sky Drop


Rufflet ♂ #2
Lv. 34 UT
Adamant | Keen Eye | 31 / 31 / 31 / 6 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Scary Face | Aerial Ace | Slash | Defog


Durant ♂ #1
Lv. 39 UT
Jolly | Hustle | 31 / 31 / 31 / 22 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Metal Claw | Bug Bite | Crunch | Iron Head


Durant ♂ #2
Lv. 39 UT
Adamant | Swarm | 31 / 31 / 31 / 22 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Metal Claw | Bug Bite | Crunch | Iron Head


Deino ♀
Lv. 38 UT
Mild | Hustle | 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Crunch | Slam | Dragon Pulse | Work Up


Terrakion
Lv. 42 UT
Adamant | Justified | 31 / 31 / 31 / 6 / 31 / 31 | Cloned via IR-GTS
Helping Hand | Retaliate | Rock Slide | Sacred Sword


Virizion
Lv. 42 UT
Timid | Justified | 30 / 30 / 31 / 31 / 30 / 30 (HP Rock 70) | Cloned via IR-GTS
Helping Hand | Retaliate | Giga Drain | Sacred Sword



*************

That's about it for now, I'm afraid! I'll be sure to update this list as soon as I get some more neat partners.​


I would also like to note that I can clone Pokemon via IR-GTS, so I have unlimited stock barring exceptional circumstances. If anyone has a Pokemon they need cloned, I'd be more than happy to help. In exchange, I would like to ask for one copy of the Pokemon or one credit toward your trade thread, if you have one. If you don't have trade thread, and you really don't want me to keep a cloned copy, I'd be happy to work something out with you.

Wants


Unlike a lot of you folks, I never did any RNGing in the 3rd or 4th generation, so with respect to competitive Pokemon outside of BW's newbies, I'm missing, well, pretty much everything! So right now, I'm mostly on the lookout for Pokemon from generations 1-4. If you have it, in all likelihood I want it.


That said, I'm more than willing to consider 5th generation offers, especially for hard-to-find Pokemon like Tornadus and ones with one or more egg moves. So go nuts.


As a general rule, I'm more likely to accept an offer if the Pokemon isn't shiny. Not that I'm not keen on them, mind. I'm just one of those weirdos who would prefer to avoid having most of his Pokemon of the shiny persuasion so as not to raise too many eyebrows outside of the community. Don't let that discourage you from offering shinies if that's what you've got, though!


Now, let's proceed with the good times!

*************

Today's Timezone: -7 GMT! (PDT)
 
#3
CMT for this please:

Golurk



OT: GM
ID: 39793
Location: Dragonspiral Tower
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Iron Fist
IVs: 31 / 31 / 31 / XX / 31 / 31
EVs: 252 HP, 236 Atk, 20 Spe
Moveset: Shadow Punch / Hammer Arm / Protect / Earthquake
 
#10
I would love to have your Frillish! And if you wanted Riolu too, I would like the Adamant Durant. :D
Why, certainly. I can't trade tonight, though; It's almost 4 am and my head is as heavy as a rock tied to a safe tied to a battleship tied to a whale.

Feel free to VM me a convenient trade time for tomorrow, and I'll make sure I'm there on the dot.

EDIT: Oh, dear. Forgot to reply in thread. Fixed.
 
#12
Hey Probopass! Nice thread. In response to your CMT, I like your frillish, but just for you, I'll give you the togekiss AND the snorlax. So what do you say?
 
#13
CMT For:
Golurk



OT: GM
ID: 39793
Location: Dragonspiral Tower
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Iron Fist
IVs: 31 / 31 / 31 / XX / 31 / 31
EVs: 252 HP, 236 Atk, 20 Spe
Moveset: Shadow Punch / Hammer Arm / Protect / Earthquake
 
#14
That's a lovely Dragonite you have there. Could we perhaps negotiate a trade?

Please check my trade thread for anything that might interest you.
Hey i didn't see anything, but let me know if you update your thread, and I will check it out again
 

Sephirona

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#19
Heyo, fascinating thread. *-*
Unfortunately I didn't see anything I needed at this time, sorry :(
 
#20
I don't see anything I need right now. If you're going to keep RNGing though, I wouldn't mind giving you Cottonee for a credit and faith that you'll have some more cool stuff in here soon.
 
#21
I don't see anything at this point in time, however, at some point soon I could use some help getting parents for certain things, if you'd be interested :)
 

Azure Demon

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#22
cmt for this


OT: GM
ID: 39793
Location: Dragonspiral Tower
Nature: Adamant
Ability: Iron Fist
IVs: 31 / 31 / 31 / XX / 31 / 31
EVs: 252 HP, 236 Atk, 20 Spe
Moveset: Shadow Punch / Hammer Arm / Protect / Earthquake
 

Red

Guest
#23


GM said:
Isn't GRANDMOTHER
DAMP?

Dud you know that TOMMOROW
is ANGRY

I don't want to
SPIN...

SWEET KISS GM
XD
IRC said:
ProbopassSausages: Don't forget to read the mail, and post meat in my thread
Red: OKAY
ProbopassSausages: Brilliant!
ProbopassSausages: The posting of meat
Red: 
ProbopassSausages: I'll be sure to rub and stroke Toothbrush daily
 

TheMantyke

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#25
Hey there! In response to your CMT, I like your Durant. However, I'd really prefer if I could purchase an EV trained version over a clean version (my UT boxes are filling up a tad). Whenever you get around to EVing it, I'd be happy to trade. As a bonus, I'll also through in another secret something from my thread.