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Proof of REAL Pokemon

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by yamipoli, Jul 1, 2008.

  1. Raverist

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    Doug, give us the CAP version: Syclant as a bottle cap.

    *shot*
  2. Wes

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    Thanks, DJD, now my banana version of Lunatune will never work... have to come up woth something else. Also, how can I make the upploaded picture smaller? Without registration on a site?
  3. Al_Alchemist

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    Bad Ass

    How To Make A Shiny Female Dustox

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    (Above picture illustrated by gorm, colored and transparent by Al_Alchemist)

    Ingredients

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    You will need the following ingredients:
    - 1 Pickle (Preferably Bubbies *Pure Kosher Dills*)
    - 1 Piece of Bread (Preferably Country Hearth)
    - 1 Cracker (Preferably from Sunny Select)
    - 6 Small Sized Marshmallows (Preferably from Sunny Select)
    - 1 Cucumber
    - Paint
    - Paint Brush
    - Cup of Water
    - Flat Surface (Preferably a Plate)
    - Knife

    Step One

    Cut the Cracker with the Knife around the Cracker hole's cutting out a circle, repeat this until you have two eyes for your Shiny Female Dustox. After that, cut out a mouth shape from your slice of Cucumber.

    Step Two

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    I know what your thinking and no, that's not a magenta colored penis, it's a Pickle. Proceed to color your Pickle of your choice, personally I prefer the color Magenta.

    You may then add Black Stripes for Dustox's body, although it's not required.

    Step Three

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    After you are finished with the body, you may now start to color the wings. I chose to color the circles in orange, but feel free to color it whatever color you want.

    Next, you make a black stripe or the color of your choice and cut small slits into the wing of Bread. I marked the slits with the black stripes on the side of the wings of bread.

    Step Four

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    Now that your done with the wings, it's time to move on to the antennas. I colored two of the Marshmallows with yellow paint and two black stripes, but your free to choose any freaking color you want. You'll want to make sure your holding the Marshmallow while painting, as it's easier and doesn't roll off the plate.

    After successfully painting the Marshmallows you'll want to place the circle Crackers and mouth Cucumber onto the Pickle now. The Cucumber sucks at absorbing paint so you can try to paint it as best as you can or just place it directly onto the painted Pickle, I chose to paint it black.

    Step Five

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    Alright, after you have completed all of the other steps we can now finally create Dustox's arms. Dustox's arms a fairly small and fat so you'll want to use four Marshmallows for them. I colored them orange, but of course your the master of your colors. Again make sure to color the Marshmallows on your hand as it is simpler and no risk of it rolling off your plate.

    Once you have done this you may now connect the wings antennas and arms to create your very own Shiny Female Dustox.

    Congratulations, you have successfully created a Shiny Female Dustox. This Dustox will make an amazing gift for anyone this Christmas season or even for an upcoming birthday :D!

    Question and Answers

    Q: Halp! I don't have a paint brush!
    A: Fear not fellow Dustox fan as I had the same problem when first creating this Shiny Female Dustox, so I will show you these few steps to improvise a paint brush.

    Improvised Paint Brush

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    Ingredients

    You will need the following ingredients:
    - Hair
    - 3 Pieces of 1-inch Tape
    - Some sort of stick (Preferably a green colored pencil)
    - Scissors
    - Balls (Don't worry, I mean the figurative term)
    - Flat Surface

    Step 1

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    First find a place on your head to cut off some hair and make sure it's not noticeable. Proceed to cut off the hair and try to keep it stuck together and place it on a flat surface.

    Step 2

    Carefully place about a third of the hair onto a piece of tape at least an inch long. Wrap the tape around the hair and make sure it's tight.

    Then take the taped hair plus another piece of tape and proceed to tape it around a small stick or pencil. After that you may then secure it more by taking another piece of tape and taping over the two tapings (sorry if that confused you) and make sure it's well taped.

    Step 3

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    Finally dip your improvised paint brush in water and if it doesn't fall apart, your good to go. Be aware however, that hair will often fall off into the water or Dustox, but chances are it will keep together long enough for the entire project (At least mine did :D). Congratulations, you have now successfully created an improvised paintbrush, you may now use this to create your very own Shiny Female Dustox [Top of page].

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    Note: Even if you cut the wrong spot of hair on your head and left a nasty bald spot you can still look awesome with a cool combover like me :D! [As seen in above picture].

    Hope you liked it ^^.

    (Guide and pictures done by Al_Alchemist)
  4. macle

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    lol thats great.
  5. THE_IRON_KENYAN

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    This thread is the best christmas present smogon has evr given me.
  6. Jackal

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    ahahahaha the man cuts off his own hair

    that is dedication
  7. Tucker

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    Is that the word we're using? Lol go Dustox, I'm going to do a Rotom-H tommorow.
  8. twash

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    Rofl that Dustox made me laugh so much. I really need to get around to doing one of these today..
  9. Al_Alchemist

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    Metapod: Olie mất tôi bên trong mình con lừa

    Merry Christmas Olie ^^

    Real Pokemon List
    1. Hitmonlee - Yamipoli
    2. Hitmonlee 2 - Yamipoli
    3. Jolteon - Foreys
    4. Chikorita - NESgamer
    5. Exeggcute - DeLorean
    6. Exeggutor - dak
    7. Bulbasaur - Toothache
    8. Pineco - Mekkah
    9. Onix - Thunda
    10. Pikachu - Thunda
    11. Kakuna - Akayfortyseven
    12. Mankey - Vampy34
    13. Snorlax - Venom
    14. Celebi - darkie
    15. Jumpluff - dak
    16. Gengar - Mekkah
    17. Shaymin - dak
    18. Drifloon - Stoo
    19. Kecleon - Mekkah
    20. Slugma - cookie
    21. Combee - Phiddlesticks
    22. Grotle - dak
    23. Mantyke - Mekkah
    24. Igglybuff - Flounder
    25. Rotom-S - Raikage
    26. Dugtrio - Big Bayou
    27. Lunatone - DougJustDoug
    28. Dustox - Al_Alchemist
    29. Metapod - Al_Alchemist
    30. Oddish - Reno
    List of all of the pokemon that have been created ^^.
  10. Pink

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    LOL these are great!!! Al_Alchemist, you take the cake. You disfigured your hair to create yours. BRILLIANT! And wtf Tucker with your shiny Mothim. UNACCEPTABLE!

    Expect to see a sorry attempt by Pink in the near future.
  11. Reno

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  12. umbarsc

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    ... I don't get it.

    Oddish?
  13. Reno

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    Yes. I lack the correct colours though, so that is the best I could do.
  14. Solidus

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    lol the feet are a little too big imo, still, i like it
  15. Itchni

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    I love you
  16. GaryMayhem

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    Thank you for the good laugh, Al_Alchemist. :D
  17. darkie

    darkie mfw i see alison brie
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    thank you for quoting half of his gigantic post simply to say three words.


    thank you very much.
  18. ViVi

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    The Slugma was still the best so far..Big Bay and Al Alchemist are fucking close though. Mekkahs are sweet. And that one Drifloon fucking owns.

    fuck I just named like 1/3rd of the thread..
  19. Al_Alchemist

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    Lol, glad you liked it everyone ^^. Also, Darkie I'm sorry someone quoted my entire post so I thought I should make it up to you if it's ok.

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    Merry Christmas Darkie ^^.

    That's the Jynx I made just now (I call her Darkie ^^), it took 4 hours, it's made out noodles, paper, paper cup, and an apple :D. I got different angles pictures of her and everything but I'll make more comments tomorrow, as I'm very tired ;(. Hope you liked it ^^.
  20. Thorns

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    holy crap how did I miss this sweet thread

    oddish is v. cute but Al's work is unbeatable.
  21. Stoo

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    hahahaha jesus christ amazing jinx xD
  22. GoldenRifle

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    Damn, I keep watching this thread over and over again and I keep saying to myself "Why the fuck did I not think of this first?".

    Regardless, there's so much creativity in this thread. Although I enjoyed Jumpluff more then any of the others sculpture.
  23. NESgamer

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    Lol is just what i said with the Dugtrio bread :P.:toast:

    I have some ideas to make a pokemon again, but i need to go to the market, empty fridge ><
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  25. GaryMayhem

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    Jynx was pretty good. You must have quite some time on your hands. :D

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