Proposal: Turning Nigger Cup into an official tier

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  1. PK Gaming

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    Oct 22nd, 2010.

    On this date user afterburn proposes a new metagame. Nigger Cup, a tier that only allows the use of "black" or "brown" pokemon AND they must learn Thief (i'm thinking of removing that last rule) Of course we would need to have time consuming suspect tests, but i'm willing to put in time for that if everyone else is willing to cooperate. Nigger Cup is argubaly the best & most popular tier in all of Pokemon, so lets make this into a reality people.
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    Nigger Cup is a better metagame than VGC and Little Cup combined, one of which is in our Smogon Premier League and both of which are official tiers on our site. I see no reason to ignore this blossoming and more competitive metagame any longer. When can we get a ladder up?

    Nigger Cup should also include mons that learn Beat Up and Sucker Punch, but I feel that is an argument best kept for a PR thread.
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    Shit we tricked people into thinking OU was a competitive metagame, so why not? Full speed ahead I say!
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    Yeah, if those lc fags get a tier, why not niggers? It's only fair.
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    I'm ok with this as long as we initial ban that fucker Zekrom. That shit is gay.

    I got no problems with gays.

    I got no problems with niggers.

    But, we don' need no gay niggers. :S
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    Also, we need to talk about some controversial examples, like:

    Jinx
    Zebstrike

    Pokemon who are only partly black/brown and pokemon who should be black (lol), were once black.

    Also there's crap like Kecleon that can change color and Shiny forms like Charizard's
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    That's easily dealt with by a bunch of clauses.
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    I think that all of your Pokemon should be named Lil Wayne and should know the moves Swagger, wRap, and Pay Day. Any combination of those three, really.
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    I think this is a good idea. I think we should have some Nigger Cup tournaments, to test what is broken. Of course, there should be a suspect test badge for "Nigger Cup Suspect Test Voter".
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    All nigger cup pokemon should have the ability hustle
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    We don't need to bother with suspect tests. We already know that all blacks are suspects already.
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    I agree with this
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    5th gen Nigger Cup suspect testing is finally here. The qualification rating is 1700 and it will NOT be changed.
    Here are the lists of the current suspects:

    So what are you waiting for? Go out an ladder! The round ends on March 16th.
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    Following up on the above post, it has been decided that Shiftry is to be moved to Niggubers.

    Let the bitching commence.
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    Wait what why is Shiftry banned? I guess Pickpocket did make it an on the fence case...
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    i'm sorry but isn't jumpman just gonna win this every time
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    because he's really good at pokemon what else did you think I meant you racist fucks jeez

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