Ranked # 4 On Pokemon Online OU, Nbd

Discussion in 'Trou Du Cul' started by ayo4yayo, Dec 26, 2011.

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  1. ayo4yayo

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    So. This team. It's a stall team. No one can beat it. I would be ranked # 1 on Pokemon Online but I just don't feel like playing another match. Every person I battle is just as worthless as the previous. You'd think that the moderators, you know, having the intelligence of a 40 year old because they are 40 years old, would be good at a game that requires the intelligence of a 12 year old to be successful in, but no, they're worthless too. Anyhow, here's the team:

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    A little about the team:

    It counters everything because I have a panda.

    In depth:

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    Blissey@ Brightpowder
    Ability: Sand Veil
    EVs: 33 HP, 69 Attack, 17 Defense, 9 Special Attack, 128 Special Defense, 252 Speed
    Nature: Adamant
    - Sandstorm
    - Substitute
    - Sword Dance
    - Sleep Talk

    Standard Blissey, nuff said.

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    Ferrothorn@ Brightpowder
    Ability: Sand Veil
    EVs:252 Special Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Attack
    Nature: Timid
    - Substitute
    - Sand Attack
    - Fire Fang
    - Doesn't need a fourth move

    Pretty much the glue of the team. Helps counter against Weavile.

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    Gliscor@ Bright Powder
    Ability: Sand Veil
    EVs:199 Special Attack, 199 Special Defense, 112 Speed
    Nature: Timid
    - Dig
    - Sand Attack
    - Substitute
    - Fling

    I'm not really sure about Gliscor. Like do I really need him?

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    Forretress @ Brightpowder
    Ability: Sand Veil
    EVs: 110 Special Attack, 69 Attack, 1 Defense, 20 Special Defense, 210 Speed
    Nature: Timid
    - Dragon Rage
    - Sand Attack
    - Tackle
    - Sand Tomb

    This team would only have one counter to Gyarados without him. He's a staple because of this reasoning.

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    Jellicent @ Brightpowder
    Ability: Sand Veil
    EVs: 3 HP, 252 Speed, 252 Special Attack
    Nature: Quiet
    -Dragon Rush
    -Earthquake
    -Tackle
    -Sand Attack

    Works infamously well with Ferrothorn. Scald for stab and burn and Toxic for breaking walls. Also my spinblocker. Shadow Ball > Night Shade to catch Starmie off guard, as well as others if the opportunity arises.
    Wall/Spinblocker/Status-inducer LoL

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    Panda @ Bright Powder
    Ability: Sand Veil
    EVs: 252 Attack, 252 Speed, 4 Hp
    Nature: Boss
    - Earthquake
    - Outrage
    - Stone Edge
    - Sword Dance

    Late game sweeper

    Yeah, go ahead, copy this team. I don't care. Even if you don't know how to use it, you'll still beat your opponent because at the end of the day, Pokemon requires no skill. I quit.
  2. Bleu Soul

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    I don't understand why you felt that you needed to post this. It's meant to be a joke, for sure, but it's immature and a little insulting.

    Whatever problems you have, if this is something more than just a mere joke, you don't need to vent them here, and not in this way. Be your grudge against Smogon, a community member, mod or fanboy, or even Pokemon itself, this is not the appropriate way to express it.

    If you need to vent, talk to someone, or if you are trying to find a solution to your troubles, then go somewhere else where you can find help. If no other option exists, talk to me I guess.

    Seriously. There was no good reason to do what you did.
  3. TubaKing

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    Panda for the Uber Tire!
  4. MikeDecIsHere

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    Hey there,

    interesting team you have here, but you're a little bit Koala weak, as Koalas are infinitely cuter than Pandas ever will be. I suggest swapping out your Blissey with Chuck Norris, since Chuck Norris will allow you to beat any Koalas that come your way.

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    Chuck Norris @ Bare Fists
    Ability: Instant Kill
    EVs: Fuck EVs, it's Chuck Norris
    Nature: Mother Fucker
    -Outrage
    -Earthquake
    -Hyper Beam
    -Giga Impact

    Hope I helped, good luck!

    Edit: User IFM made a good point. You really don't need any moves on Chuck Norris.
  5. idiotfrommars

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    Yo mike, Chuck Norris doesn't need moves.
  6. dragonuser

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    needs more scarf chansey
  7. blarajan

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    Not even a funny troll.
  8. .Robert

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    personally im a fan of his panda set
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    'haha'

    why waste your time

    lesson: next time weigh the costs and benefits of your actions.
  11. Raseri

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    the first mon is amazing, how come no one here has thought of SD Sandstorm yet?
  12. Vein

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    heck... stop being such a losers lolssss
  13. LordAizen

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    oh noes i lost to this team yesterday. The panda 6-0ed me.
  14. Max212

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    Lol what a waste of time making this thread. All it takes are a few mouse clicks and bam, nomo troll.
  15. TM13IceBeam

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    posting in epic thread
  16. Harlot

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    only part that was remotely funny was panda

    4/10 try harder
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  18. The Silent Storm

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    Meh, not even that funny
  19. Manxer

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    the only funny thing is Chuck Norris

    but hey you forgot Splash for him
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    :happybrain:
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    DO IT RIGHT GDI
  22. iss

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    this thread was bad

    but all the posts made it worse
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    this post actually kinda made my day
  25. PK Gaming

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    This is just so bad.

    I mean I appreciate that someone through the trouble of trouing this thread but its just so weak and unfunny. The sets are so bad, I think he's actually just trying to troll.

    An example of an RMT that should be trou'd:
    This thread is a masterpiece.
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