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realistic choose your own adventure (currently: evan is a (BAN ME PLEASE) elephant)

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cloud, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Fishin

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  2. Mekkah

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    b made me laugh now but d it is

    or if possible, try to b, fail and therefore do d
  3. Chill Murray

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    B is amazingt
  4. Mr Escalator

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    voting b
  6. misagald

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    wow, this is awesome thread
    BBBBB fer sherrr
  7. West

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    B is cool but d is better.
  8. havoc

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    this is a good option

    otherwise I pick A
  9. Eamba

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    ddd:heart:ddd
    D
  10. chaos

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  11. gsumbreon

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    B -> D. Try to balance, and fail.
  12. cloud

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    my name is dougun everytime i see your sig i'm like whoa
  13. cloud

    cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump
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    in a quick attempt to lighten the tension, you tilt your cup all over her sweet supple breasts.

    she looks at you, puzzled, and somewhat drunk.

    "i.. i'm sorry!" you stammer, "i don't know why i did that let's get you cleaned up!"

    she looks at you coyly and you get the feeling she knows what you are implying.

    "let's go back to my place, we'll get you all cleaned up and uh.. watch some tv or something" you continue. she agrees and you ditch the party, just as tim decides he's a lamppost and it is winter and he wants to lick himself so he gets stuck to himself.

    as you and andrea head back to your place, she begins asking you questions, which you answer in a drunken stupor. in the middle of your trip, she asks you a question you thought you'd never hear.

    "if you had to fuck a single female pokemon, which would it be? also why"

    you think about it for a second. could she be serious? could she be THAT much of a pokemaniac?

    "well uh.. i guess.. it'd be.."

    a) nidoqueen! because she has breasts..
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    b) jynx! because she's at least kinda human and i'm not into that furry shit also i like black girls
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    c) blissey! because she's really soft and i think i'd want to cuddle with her afterward :3
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    d) miltank! i'd love to suck on those udders
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    akuchi please dont remove akuchis custom title she <i>is<

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    oh my god
    c
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    tough pick...

    I'll go with C
  16. Hairyama

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    D is the best line.
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    Pink Breasts <3

    Anyway I chose C
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  19. cloud

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    also i was really out of it and posted according to the wrong vote haha.

    won't happen again niggas.
  20. norulz

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    whoa i missed this thread....

    c
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    Wheres the Lopunny? =p
    Anyways, I choose "C".
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    C is my choice, and Lopunny can be male!
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    c

    best poll ever. xD
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