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realistic choose your own adventure (currently: evan is a (BAN ME PLEASE) elephant)

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cloud, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. General Sturm

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    seven words in and its already not as realistic as i thought when i read the title.

    jason articuno
  2. Doomsday

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    another finished realistic choose-your-own-adventure story by cloud "dream ripper" mccute
  3. chaos

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    can someone update this shit heap
  4. chaos

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    why are you so fucking worthless cloud
  5. Articuno64

    Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken
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    shaddup

    that's what i would say if cloud said something
  6. Steeler

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    b??

    dude what the hell though. i really wanted to see andrea's response and some shit head in the shadows ruined it. :(
  7. cloud

    cloud groove, slam, work it back, filter that baby, bump
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    fuck you guys i'm so lazy

    you think about this for a second.. it must have been.. charizard, venusaur, blastoise, pikachu and..

    articuno and tauros of course!

    "heh, well.. my team was undefeatable.. charizard, venusaur, blastoise, pikachu, articuno and tauros!"

    "excellent.. you and i shall do battle.. and i.. STEELICKS will defeat you in battle!"

    you recoil in disgust as it all hits you at once.

    "steelicks! why would you do this?! i thought we were friends.."

    "heh.." he continues as he steps out of the shadow. his attire consists of a hoodie and sunglasses. "when i first joined the smogon community i had a hard time fitting in. 'accept me' i said.. and you all laughed.. 'steelicks is not accepted yet'.. you don't seem to understand how much that hurts"

    "but.. we love you for who you are! also where's andrea she was hot"

    "PAY ATTENTION TO MY ANGER"

    "yeah but she was hot dude" you continue in an attempt to lighten the tension.

    "SILENCE, we will do battle now.. your pokemon against mine.." he continues, "and after defeating you i will be accepted"

    "you already are dude" you say as you try to console him.

    "SILENCE" he screams as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out two gameboy colours and a link cable. he then walks over and unties your hands but not your feet, so you remain bounded to your chair.

    "which one do you want the pikachu gameboy colour or the teal one" he asks.

    "i'll take the pikachu"

    "no you can't have it that's one mine jerk"

    you take the teal one and begin to head over to the pokecenter. it's time to do battle.

    the battle begins and he takes a lead of 3-2, after CHing your venusaur, charizard, blastoise and articuno. all you have left is a full health, paralyzed tauros and a pikachu at about 50%. you know he has a raichu and onix, but his last pokemon remains a mystery. it's your tauros against his raichu.

    "so it comes down to this.. can tauros save you now?" he asks.

    "believe it" you respond as you command tauros to blizzard. he switches into onix - a critical hit! onix was frozen solid!

    "YES!" you yell, "TAUROS RULES", as you command it to earthquake - he switches in his raichu, which is promptly ko'd.

    "you are a worthy adversary, jason.." steelicks continues as he sends in his onix to be sacrificed. you earthquake it into the ground from whence it came. "but nothing can prepare you for this!"

    suddenly, a MEW!

    [​IMG]

    "hey man i thought it was no ubers" you plead.

    "no rules"

    you ponder your next move..

    a) send in pikachu for the sacrifice kill. it's dead anyway right?
    b) body slam!
    c) hyper beam!
    d) cry more
  8. Hipmonlee

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    Come on, you have to bodyslam.. This isnt even like, a hard situation.. Like if you had made it so onix was still unfrozen at this point and mew was in ko rang of hyperbeam and was slower at least then we would have something to think about..

    Have a nice day.
  9. gorm

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    B) bodyslam no fucking question
  10. cloud

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    it's hard to write battles ok

    and besides you know i'm just going to screw you over lol
  11. norulz

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    cmon guys, let's give it a plot twist

    d
  12. Shiv

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    since my hands are free cant i punch him in the face?? ??


    okay go with b.
  13. Blue Kirby

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    Body Slam for sure, but part of me is expecting that the 1/256 chance that it will miss comes into play here ...
  14. Somebody

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  15. Steeler

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    cry some more

    d
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    GO hyper c beam!!
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  19. darkie

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  20. West

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    Body slam

    or I'd just blizzard and pray it would be frozen.
  21. Hairyama

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    I'll go with the crowd, B
  22. Grawl

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    D for fun
  23. akuchi

    akuchi please dont remove akuchis custom title she <i>is<

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  24. Nilf

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    Yeah D is the best.
  25. Doomsday

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    doomsday appdroves odf d

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