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realistic choose your own adventure (currently: evan is a (BAN ME PLEASE) elephant)

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cloud, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Max

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    DM cause he gets all those chicks.
  2. ryubahamut

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    Articuno64 it is
  3. StrangerDanger

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    e. DM already has crazy adventures.
  4. SkylarGreen

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    going the Steelicks route. Steelicks needs love too.
  5. aamto

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    c for steelicks imo. he lives wacky australian life.
  6. dak

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    the great sleelicks please
  7. cloud

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    (ok i think it was close between dm and jason but i think i have more ideas for the jason route. you can be a little bitch and count it up but who cares right.)

    you are.. Jason aka 'Articuno64'!

    [​IMG]

    you're all around a very nice guy, but your height makes you somewhat of a giant and that makes it hard for people to identify with you (you recently read an article that proved this fact - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=509397&in_page_id=1879).

    you excel at school and love to program and hang out on 'mIRC' in your spare time. you're part of an internet community called 'smogon', where you are an administrator and an integral part of a very hush-hush project that is taking up quite some time! but don't worry, you'll soon be done!

    anyway, back to the story. you wake up early in the morning and yawn while sitting up in bed. looking at the clock you realize it is, in fact, not that early in the morning.

    "12 PM!" you exclaim and jump out of bed. "I've missed 3 of my 5 classes already!". what do you do?

    A) quickly dress for class and head on out of your dorm room
    B) go back to sleep because fuck this shit you've already missed half of your classes
    C) look for food
    D) fire up your gamecube so you can play some smash bros in preparation for brawl!
    E) kick your gamecube out of frustration because you hate life and school
  8. StrangerDanger

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    c sounds interesting.
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  12. ryubahamut

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    c as long as he's looking outside his dorm, maybe at the micky dee's where that cute tiny blonde works
  14. Mr Escalator

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    actually, C is the obvious choice if girls are what you're after.

    go get 'em tiger.
  15. Hipmonlee

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    If it was me, I would get food.

    C

    Have a nice day.
  16. Jediment

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    Definitely C.
  17. Blue Kirby

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    I'm pretty hungry.

    Let's get some C.
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    e, i could see funny results from the world's tallest man breaking his foot and having to use crutches

    oh man that could make already awkward situations even more awkward
  19. Articuno64

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    lol man i'm tired, B

    EDIT: I'm also hungry so maybe C? I just don't know...
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    question! does articuno64's vote count for more or less than one, him being the protagonist of the story????
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    Awesome haha, C defiantly.
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  23. Max

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    Okay

    C
  24. cloud

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    you decide that it's time to eat. you head to your kitchen and find some soggy cereal on the counter, probably your roomie's.

    [​IMG]

    you decide to eat some cereal.

    you head over to the cupboard and take a gander inside. your tall stature allows you to look at every nook and cranny of the cupboard.. but much to your dismay all you find is..

    -a tin of baking soda
    -pasta sauce
    -bread
    -a jug of vinegar
    -a mysterious box without a label

    dismayed, you decide that you must..

    a) take a trip to the local grocers' to restock on cereal and other snacks
    b) eat at the local micky dee's, fast food for the masses
    c) try to make something with the stuff you found in the cupboard
    d) eat soggy cereal
  25. Kier

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    a!

    ganna get some groceries

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