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realistic choose your own adventure (currently: evan is a (BAN ME PLEASE) elephant)

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cloud, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. Blue Kirby

    Blue Kirby Never back down.
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    B

    Surely stringing together blatant lies and being caught out is awkward!
  2. Retro 0range

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    LOL, D fo sho.
  3. Hipmonlee

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    I keep imagining him having tomato sauce all over his fingers during the face stroking. The girl is disturbed by this but is trying to be polite for some reason.

    Have a nice day.
  4. Eamba

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    I like volcanoes.
    D
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    c sounds interesting
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  11. DM

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    B is the only way to get that girl's pants around her ankles. Arti can slather the delicacy on his member and let her clean it off.
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    I CHANGE MY MIND

    CHOOSE E

    MACE THE BITCH
    YOU DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS!
    HOW DID SHE GET IN YOUR HOUSE

    if articuno has no mace, I remain c
  15. sanjay120

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    Everyone worth being in a 'choose your own adventure' story has a mace.

    B for bumblebees.
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    In his surprise, articuno must have forgotten she is his roomate

    He has no time to think!

    I think his initial reaction would be to open up a can of pain.
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  19. Hipmonlee

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    Also, out of interest, is that really arti's roommate?

    Have a nice day.
  20. Articuno64

    Articuno64 1 to 63 were taken
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    Thinking along the same lines as DM. I'll go with B :doom:

    Jealous?
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    b

    I could somehow see it going well.
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  25. cloud

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    you look at her intently and begin to speak. "well, m'dear, i know it ain't easy being a student.. these pockets don't go very deep.." you pause and bring the back of your hand to her cheeks and stroke awkwardly. "but we'll be okay."

    at first she looks at you confused, wondering what you're doing. she then smiles and replies "oh jason, you're such a cutie" and awkwardly removes your hand from her cheek. darn, it seems as though she didn't understand your attempt to woo her.

    "so i was thinking, there's a party tonight at my girlfriend's place.. you should come."

    you reply with..

    a) "that's a great idea! i'll wear my finest tuxedo!"
    b) "is it a costume party because i simply LOVE costume parties"
    c) "sorry, i gotta program competitor tonight"
    d) "sure baby but the real party's in my pants"

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