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realistic choose your own adventure (currently: evan is a (BAN ME PLEASE) elephant)

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cloud, Jan 23, 2008.

  1. JTH

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    Curious as to how you can spin D to be entertaining.

    so, D.

    edit: also it's definitely the most realistic I mean come on!!
  2. GTS

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    I like c.
  3. the Lexx

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    b sounds funny but c needs more love
  4. Steeler

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    c of course come on artixmisty action how can you not love that
  5. Steeler

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    er actually i mean misty the girl not our misty

    oh god
  6. sanjay120

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    b is a great line but i pick a
  7. FFMaster

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    Picking a since all the cool kids are doing it.
  8. Articuno64

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    you guys are so gay i don't want to talk about pokemon

    and chaos stop shitting up my thread

    get it? shit is brown

    shit is the new brown
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  10. havoc

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    oh come on B is too awesome
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    YAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
  12. chaos

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    UPDATE YAAA TRICK YAAa
  13. cloud

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    dont yah trick yah me man
  14. Thunderpup

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    GET OUT MY FACE chaos seriously
  15. cloud

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    yea tell him soulja boy
  16. GTS

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    i think you mean 'tell em'!


    I got me some bathin' apes
  17. Lord Gloom

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    i cannot keep up with all this soulja boy

    although i am prepared to possibly kill myself next time i hear YAHHHH TRICK YAHHHH in a public setting
  18. chaos

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    can someone update this topic
  19. cloud

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    im not updating it until hazerider comes back can you get him to come back
  20. Eamba

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    MASTER BALL GO
  21. Articuno64

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    i swear to god if cloud doesn't update this thread, i will update it myself
  22. gorm

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    cloud please update this shortly ^_^
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    you pop your collar and walk smoothly over to the girl, drink in hand.

    "i see you too are dressed as a pokemon character! i'm ash. i mean, i'm dressed as ash, i'm not really ash... sooo, what's your favourite pokemon?"

    your hand shakes nervously, nearly spilling your drink. the girl considers you for a moment, then smiles and responds.

    "i like staryu and horsea. they're just so cute!"

    "aha!" you shout, causing her to flinch and back away slightly. "that's funny, because misty has those pokemon in the anime."

    she nods and asks you your name. you consider telling her your name is articuno64. maybe she goes to smogon? you decide not to risk it.

    "i'm tim."

    "nice to meet you, tim. my name is andrea."

    you look around the room. drunk friend tim is busy high fiving a portrait. you desperately try to think of something else to say.

    "great party, huh?" you ask.

    "yeah..."

    as you look back at andrea, you notice her eyes dart away from your crotch. looking down, you realize you have a fairly prominent erection. andrea must have noticed!

    thinking fast, you...

    a) "i'm sorry, this doesn't happen often"
    b) try to balance your drink on it and hope she has a sense of humour
    c) "i've got a place, somewhere else. like, a room i mean"
    d) accidentally spill your drink all over her so that you can offer to help her clean up
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