realistic choose your own adventure (currently: evan is a nigger elephant)

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  1. Mekkah

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    i wont do it again
  2. cloud

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    dont change my name

    thats very rude
  3. dak

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    change your signature
  4. dak

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    its very rude
  5. norulz

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    not as rude as mine
  6. Articuno64

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    this thread is really bad when it's not being updated :/
  7. jc_rcw

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    Fuck I want update please :(
  8. Kumar

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    i am fond of articuno64
  9. GTS

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    Uh...

    A?
  10. hybrid

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    thread update........................

    go
  11. 1Eevee1

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    C. Dunno how I missed this topic, it's epic win.

    There should be an E option though.

    E. YOU, screw the Pokemon. Yer more fun.
  12. Blue Kirby

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    im rating this 1 star its not being updated
  14. the Lexx

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    i miss this thread
  15. 1Eevee1

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    After, it turns out she has a Machamp fetish.
  16. cloud

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    lol

    "well i guess it'd have to be blissey.." you mumble to her, wondering what she has in mind. could it be that she..

    *WHACK*



































    you awaken tied to a chair in a dark room.. you have no idea what happened last.. were you with Andrea? what the hell is going on?

    "finally.." a voice from the darkness speaks. it's male, that much you can tell.. and you can very vaguely tell you know this voice.

    "you've awoken."

    "who are you?!" you yell, wiggling your cute butt in an attempt to get out of the ropes.

    "heh, won't do you any good, mate.." the mysterious person continues, "i've tied a windsor knot or something".

    "what do you want?!" you scream. "where's Andrea?!"

    "heh.. you'll see her soon enough.. but i've spent too long plotting my revenge.. articuno64.."

    he knows your irc name! who could this mystery person be? you try to collect your thoughts.. who from smogon would do this to you?

    "tell me, what is your favourite pokemon, articuno64? is it articuno?"

    you think about this for a second.. is there a wrong answer?

    "well.. my favourite pokemon is.. articuno. so what?"

    "heh.. well articuno64.. i found THIS in your room..." the voice continues. from the darkness, a pokemon yellow cart is tossed at you.

    "do you remember your in-game team, articuno64?"

    you think about this for a second.. it must have been.. charizard, venusaur, blastoise, pikachu and..

    a) mewtwo and snorlax!
    b) zapdos and chansey!
    c) tauros and chansey!
    d) articuno and tauros!
  17. cloud

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    i can't believe you jerks actually rated my thread 1 because i didn't update oh my god fuck you guys
  18. Sunday

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    Eww who uses Chancey ingame?

    A just to see what happens...
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    a real trainer uses tauros
    would articuno use an articuno?
    nah

    c.
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    Mewtwo ownage.
    A.
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