DEADLINE
Some guy yells out across the island to wake everyone up:
announcerman said:
Why are we letting a small grass pokemon control lynches? jumpluff is a very dangerous panda, able to command lynches, and we should all lynch her before she dooms us all.
lynch jumpluff
It is a sorrowful day as two dead bodies are found........
The first belongs to
Daenym, who is old and senile, his bones frail. He was unable to outrun his assassin, who left some candy hearts at the scene...
Dear Daenym
You are Warhero Grandpa Panda
As a veteran legend of the Vietpanda war, you have seen... too much. After the dementia kicked in and the constant Vietpanda flashbacks, you’ve grow to be one scary and uncontrollable force to be reckoned with. After the 2 years it took for the Old Pandas to leave their car to get to your door, you’ve been their go to warchief for rash situations. As long as you don’t throw out your back.
Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Hookguard USER”. You will guard that USER from being hooked.
Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Duplicate USER”. You will duplicate that USER’s role for the next night.
You are allied with the Old Pandas:
You win if the Baby Pandas and the Pandas in Zoos are dead, and the Pandas in Love and Teenage Basement Pandas are halved.
Glad to have a duplicator out of the way, you turn to the next body, and find
Yeti frantically sobbing. There are traces of Cheeto around
LightWolf's neck, showing he was strangled by someone with cheesy fingers, and a weak grip due to too much basement dwelling.
Dear LightWolf
You are Cutest Panda
D’aaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwww.....!!!! You’re the most cutest wutest adorable little panda that I’ve ever seen, Yes you are! <3 The minute Baby Pandas saw you, they gave you so much love and affection that you just HAD to join up with them!
Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Check USER”. You will gain that USER’s alliance.
Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Hookguard USER”. You will guard that USER from being hooked.
Every night you may PM Yeti and Empoof with “NX - Silence USER”. You will silence that USER.
You are allied with the Baby Pandas:
You win if the Old Pandas and Teenage Basement Pandas are dead, and the Middle Aged Pandas and Pandas in Zoos are halved.
"HOW COULD YOU KILL
SOMETHING SO CUTE
OMG I HATE YOU
I HATE YOU BASEMENT DWELLING (BAN ME PLEASE)S I HATE YOU SOOOO MUCH AUFDKJKJFGKFGLK
..........."
Yeti continues to shriek furiously, and you think she yells out their role PMs, but unfortunately you can't make out what she's shouting over her sobbing fit.
HE WAS SO CUTE OMG..................
Layell and
Nightmare Jigglypuff are also gone - kidnapped it seems!
ginganinja returns from being efficiently kidnapped the night before.
Walrein stumbles back with a grin on his face from being abducted by something very cute.
TalkingLion is still shaking candy hearts out of his hair, and
kingofkongs is holding the bamboo stick someone used to knock him out when they took him.
You are all horrible abominations.
It is now Day Four. D4 will end when the Teenage Basement NEVER GD GETTING LAID YOU LONELY HIDEOUS (BAN ME PLEASE)S apologize for killing the cutest red panda ever, or in 48 hours, or at majority, 3/8 at 2PM PST.
I will send results when I'm not crying so hard omg omg omg rip baby