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Serious Relationships and Sex Ed Thread

Discussion in 'Congregation of the Masses' started by Gabe, Nov 24, 2012.

  1. Grey Knight

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    Ok i should stop posting here, i will start doing something more creative like commenting
    on RMT's or visiting the quality control section, i can't risk an infraction i like this place
    after all life is too short to be anything but happy end friendly to others.
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  2. Coronis

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    Man, I'm in the middle of two girls here, stressing the fuck outta me. Ones 18, my sister's best friend. The other one's 15. Both are really nice, attractive, smart, funny, lil bit clingy. So, what should I do?
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  3. uraga

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    15 all da way |=]
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  4. DM

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    based on all the extensive information you've given us, I'd say 18 because she's older

    and that's better
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  5. junior

    junior heard ur boyf was away this weekend, wanna meet at my place
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    the second one u fell for bc obv the first one isnt good enough to have u hooked
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  6. DrRobotnik

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    That really depends, how old are you?
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  7. Grey Knight

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    15 year old, am i the only one that finds no beauty in younger girls ?
    i mean the hormones that make them women are still working you can hardly see the genetic difference between the two sexes until 14-15 !
    i personalty enjoy women as the women should be not some skinny short girl that has no idea about life or whatsoever.

    Go for the 18 year old you also wont risk getting suit by her parents for sexual abuse.
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  8. Ra1chu

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    ^ information goldmine.
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  9. the dead mans oddysey

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    bloody hell, im not sure if this is the right place to put this, but im gonna do it anyway.

    i dont have alot of sexual experience, but my gf, which i have been with for over 2 years now, (who'se also a bit uncomfortable with that stuff because she's sort of religious), wants to do it with me but without violating the “rules” set by the bible (i.e. sex is forbidden without marriage and shit like that.)
    any loop holes/ideas, as im not willing to buy a copy of the bible and read all of it just for some quick sex.

    btw, im 16 yrs old, so yeah.
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  10. Pwnemon

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    uh

    if you want to have sex while following the bible, you have to get married. no loopholes there ¬_¬
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  11. Coronis

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    Guess I'm gonna have to go with the 15 year old. What a difference one day makes. Oh I'm 19 by the way, she's about to turn 16. Other one has seemingly moved on. Man I hate getting played like that.
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  12. Soul Fly

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    Well check out Ezekiel 23:19-21 for a brief synopsis on how Bible views all instances of unmarried sex.
  13. DrRobotnik

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    Alright then, problem solved.

    @dead mans oddysey the Bible never specified that you had to be legally married.
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  14. Grey Knight

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    Oral sex !
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  15. DM

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    last I checked the Bible says nothing about anal
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    it's a sin to spill seed needlessly, so anytime you cum not directly into her womb is against the rules. idk what solution there would be unless she doesnt really know so much about the bible
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    lol whatever you guys end up doing, it'll be premarital sex if it involves the genitals
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  18. The Diverman

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    You may want to look into your state's consent laws then if y'all plan on doing anything. I'm not saying you shouldn't date her or anything, just saying you should be careful.
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  19. tape-type

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    this page is gold
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  20. Coronis

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    I've kept my virginity intact for 19 years. A few more months should be easy.
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    i dunno about yours, but my sperm will literally bore through the intestinal wall to get to the womb
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    oddysey, why don't you just ask her what she had in mind since it's her ruleset, nor yours? I'm pretty sure you don't have to decide what is and isn't appropriate within a religion you don't follow. Not to mention lots of people have different definitions of what's bible appropriate, from grinding only all the way to anal and/or "just the tip".

    Also will never cease to be amazed at the amount of people who are happy to go back into the high school dating pool after leaving, but that's another story entirely.
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  23. Shiruba

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    Yeah, the Bible contradicts itself semi-often, especially due to discrepancies between the Old and New Testaments. Reading that book will not really get you far into hearing what she wants, especially since they speak [as I recall] in this strange blend of old and modern English that is difficult to make sense of unless you've read it for a long time.
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    Okay, this has kinda veered into some ridiculous territory recently, and I really wasn't helping. Let's get this back on track, or else I'm closing it. Kinda past its due date, but it can still potentially create good discussion.
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