Reverse Cowgirl Mafia - Game Over: Cowboys win!

Walrein

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Mafia Champion
#78
Majority

"Hey, guys, it turns out Fatecrashers ISN'T actually a mute!" yells Paperblade.

"LETS GET HIM!!!"

"Meh," says Fate, sipping calmly on a martini as a steel pole is shoved up his ass.

Dear Fatecrashers,
You are the Badass.

What can I say? You’re a fucking badass, and you hate the Mafia for thinking they’re more badass than you. Anyone who thinks they’re more badass than you is in for a world of hurt.

Every even-numbered night, you may send Walrein & Acklow a PM titled “Night X - Badass USER”. USER’s head will explode from your sheer badassery.

You are allied with the Village. You win if the Mafia and any hostile neutrals are eliminated.
Such is life.

Night 3 ends July 11 at 8 PM CST.
 

Walrein

seize the memes of production
is a Community Contributor
Mafia Champion
#79
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Another dawn. As the sun rises over the horizon, the future is looking bleak for the members of the resistance. Their brute force is dead, and the Freemasons are dropping like flies. People claiming to be agents of the Mafia are treating the struggle like it's some sort of game, gloating that they've "won".

But not all deaths are members of the resistance. It seems poor Temperantia was tied to a block of concrete and thrown into the lake.

Dear Temperantia,
You are a criminal.

You are one of the many random assholes roaming the streets, doing whatever the fuck you feel like. Right now you are loyal to the Mafia, but you aren’t the most committed individual...

You have no night action.

You are allied with the Mafia. You win if the Village and any hostile neutrals are eliminated.
The Village has finally caught a lucky break. Will they be able to capitalize?

Day 4 ends June 13 at 8 PM CST. Results are all out.
 
#80
Dear Ditto,
You are the Lodge Investigator.

A former cop, you decided to retire and devote more time to the Freemasons just before the Mafia takeover. Though a little rusty, you will now be using your investigative skills to aid the Lodge in ousting the Mafia.

At night, you may send Walrein & Acklow a PM titled “Night X - Investigating USER”. You will launch an investigation of USER and discover any abilities they possess.

The lodge details are in a seperate PM.

You are allied with the Village. You win if the Mafia and any hostile neutrals are eliminated.
The Village has finally caught a lucky break. Will they be able to capitalize?
In Reverse Mafia, having the village cop inspected by the mafia cop is considered a lucky break.

Discuss this while I lynch Ditto
 

Walrein

seize the memes of production
is a Community Contributor
Mafia Champion
#90
Sleeping: Now a crime.

Majority

Today, Paperblade is claiming that Ditto is not what he appears to be. Ditto finds this absurd and tries to rally people to lynch Paperblade, but to no avail, as only a non eligible voter hops on board. After a day of being very close yet unable to finish Ditto off (due to many users thinking he is too cute to lynch), Blue_Tornado ends the discussion by bashing his face in with a hammer.

Dear Ditto,
You are the Lodge Investigator.

A former cop, you decided to retire and devote more time to the Freemasons just before the Mafia takeover. Though a little rusty, you will now be using your investigative skills to aid the Lodge in ousting the Mafia.

At night, you may send Walrein & Acklow a PM titled “Night X - Investigating USER”. You will launch an investigation of USER and discover any abilities they possess.

The lodge details are in a seperate PM.

You are allied with the Village. You win if the Mafia and any hostile neutrals are eliminated.
DOO
DOO
DOO
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

thiis update is weird because i just woke up

Starting now, nights will be shorter than before. Night 4 will end tomorrow (July 13) at 8 PM CST.
 

Walrein

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Mafia Champion
#92
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The city streets are eerily quiet this morning. There are no police sirens anywhere, and the news is discussing trivial matters such as the latest reality TV show. It appears that for once, nobody has died.

Day 5 ends in 24 hours.
 

Walrein

seize the memes of production
is a Community Contributor
Mafia Champion
Majority

Paperblade once again takes command, pointing at penguin344, who simply tips his top hat one last time before Batman slices him up with the batarang.

Dear penguin344,
You are a criminal.

You are one of the many random assholes roaming the streets, doing whatever the fuck you feel like. Right now you are loyal to the Mafia, but you aren’t the most committed individual...

You have no night action.

You are allied with the Mafia. You win if the Village and any hostile neutrals are eliminated.
A very persuasive individual visited you last night, and your allegiances have changed. You have decided to join the Freemasons' Lodge. As a result, your role PM has changed to this:
Dear penguin344,
You are a Freemason.

One of the few surviving members of this chapter of the Freemasons, you don’t have any special talents or abilities. Nevertheless, you are attempting to aid your lodgemates in retaking the town from the Mafia.

You have no night action.

You are allied with the Village. You win if the Mafia and any hostile neutrals are eliminated.
The other members of the Freemasons are as follows:

<snip>

The other lodge members have been notified of your conversion. All are members of the Village, like you.
Not much longer now, you hope.

Night 5 ends whenever I get all actions.