Damnit RODAN add me to the post so people don't think im just randomly judging for no reason
a sentinent tiger with shark teeth and giant raptor wings VS A spambot who has successfully convinced Birkal that it is a new user in need of help.
The sentinent tiger, while sentinent is very likely to not be very smart. My guess is that he would be about as smart as Walrein.
But this is an epic battle to the death, not a mafia game. The spambot has somehow convinced Birkal to fight for it, and the battle is on.
The Tiger flies in the air and does an aerial dive towards birkal with it's tiger claws and shark teeth bared with ferocity. What will this friendly moderator do ? Find out in my next post after i find out what sort of weapons/fighting abilities birkal has.
undecided, for now
a tyrannosaurus rex with long arms carrying a shotgun VS an extremely attractive girl who can't remember whether she's 17 or 18
The tyrannosaurus rex may have long arms and a shotgun, but the t-rex was so stupid and small brained it had no idea how to use the shotgun so it threw it aside. The t-rex has also evolved to have good balance with it's tail. All the extra weight in the front has caused the t-rex to be unable to run so it literally is a giant sitting duck. The questionably aged girl runs in terror and the t-rex tries to run after her but it falls over. She manages to find a long stick and as the t-rex tries to get up using it's large yet not very effective arms, she sharpens it into a point. She comes back to the stuggling t-rex and somehow manages to kill the behemoth by stabbing it in the eye. Unfortunately, t-rex was horribly disabled by it's long arms that a very stupid girl could kill it.
an extremely attractive girl who can't remember whether she's 17 or 18
More to come later
