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Rolf vs Kannon - a match of two retards [ref=the smart one]

Discussion in 'ASB' started by HD, Apr 1, 2011.

  1. HD

    HD

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    kannon, your actions
    rolf, your actions
    i bless you with my godly reffings
    rolf, your actions
    kannon, your actions
    etc
  2. Kannon

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    thunderpunch leer thunderpunch
    protect if charm/growl/yawn
  3. Rolf

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    Yawn / Charm / Yawn!
  4. HD

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    [​IMG]
    Elekid ['Kid] (M)
    Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
    Type: Electric
    HP: 90
    Energy: 100
    Atk: **** (+)
    Def: * (-)
    SpA: ***
    SpD: **
    Spe: 95
    Boosts:
    Other:

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    Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
    Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
    Type: Normal
    HP: 90
    Energy: 100
    Atk: * (-)
    Def: ***
    SpA: **** (+)
    SpD: ****
    Spe: 40
    Boosts:
    Other:

    round one...the standoff

    'Kid and Mist stare each other down across the battlefield of Indigo Plateau. An impression is made in the soft ground as the electric kid erects a Protect. My lunch Yawns, but it doesn't work due to the erected Protect.

    Mist Charms 'Kid with her chicken legs; reducing his attack one (1) stage! Angry at the flying turkey, the electric kid Leers at her; reducing her defense one (1) stage. After leveling the battlefield, the two return from their foreplay and are ready to get into the thick of the action.

    'Kid leaps towards Mist, his fist cackling with electricity. The Thunderpunch strikes true, and my lunch is sent flying back. Mist just Yawns in response, clearly bored of the kid and wanting a real man. 'Kid, like any man after some fun, becomes drowsy.

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    Elekid ['Kid] (M)
    Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
    Type: Electric
    HP: 90
    Energy: 84
    Atk: **** (+)
    Def: * (-)
    SpA: ***
    SpD: **
    Spe: 95
    Boosts: -2 Att
    Other: falls asleep after three (3) actions

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    Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
    Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
    Type: Normal
    HP: 83
    Energy: 84
    Atk: * (-)
    Def: ***
    SpA: **** (+)
    SpD: ****
    Spe: 40
    Boosts: -1 Def
    Other:

    Calculations
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    'Kid: uses seven (7) energy (Protect)
    Mist: uses six (6) energy (Yawn)
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    'Kid: uses four (4) energy (Leer)
    Mist: uses five (5) energy (Charm)
    -------------------------------
    'Kid: uses five (5) energy (Thunderpunch)
    Mist: takes seventeen (17) damage (Thunderpunch), uses five (5) energy (Yawn)
    -------------------------------
    'Kid TOTAL: uses sixteen (16) energy
    Mist TOTAL: takes seventeen (17) damage, uses sixteen (16) energy
  5. Rolf

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    Start with a Thunder Wave, then use Nasty Plot! Finish with a Serene Grace Fire Blast.
  6. Kannon

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    quick attack past the thunder wave, set up a 2 clone double team and finish with a massive thunder
  7. HD

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    [​IMG]
    Elekid ['Kid] (M)
    Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
    Type: Electric
    HP: 90
    Energy: 84
    Atk: **** (+)
    Def: * (-)
    SpA: ***
    SpD: **
    Spe: 95
    Boosts: -2 Att
    Other: falls asleep after three (3) actions

    [​IMG]
    Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
    Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
    Type: Normal
    HP: 83
    Energy: 84
    Atk: * (-)
    Def: ***
    SpA: **** (+)
    SpD: ****
    Spe: 40
    Boosts: -1 Def
    Other:

    round two...do i smell something burning?

    Mist lets out an electrical pulse of energy with a Thunder Wave. 'Kid attempts to dodge the pulse with Quick Attack, but the pulse still clips him on his leg. The Elekid grimaces as a jolt of pain runs through his body from the Thunder Wave. Maybe his trainer should have made him an Electivire before initiating the battle?

    Through the paralysis, 'Kid makes a two clone Double Team to attempt to dodge attacks. Mist doesn't care, Nastily Plotting the best way to kill the karate kid in his sleep. Issues much???

    Both 'Kid and Mist start gather energy; one fire and the other electrical. Psychologically, my lunch activates Serene Grace. Suddenly, the Elekid releases a massive Thunder, and Mist fires off a huge Fire Blast. Both attacks strike true, and the two Pokemon are sent flying back. The resulting explosion blows away 'Kid's clones. Once the dust settles, Mist rises and 'Kid is snoozing.

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    Elekid ['Kid] (M)
    Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
    Type: Electric
    HP: 72
    Energy: 66
    Atk: **** (+)
    Def: * (-)
    SpA: ***
    SpD: **
    Spe: 95
    Boosts: -1 Att
    Other: Deep Sleep, will wake up in two (2) actions, 10% paralysis

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    Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
    Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
    Type: Normal
    HP: 63
    Energy: 62
    Atk: * (-)
    Def: ***
    SpA: **** (+)
    SpD: ****
    Spe: 40
    Boosts: +2 SpAtt, -1 Def
    Other:

    Calculations
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    'Kid: uses three (3) energy (Quick Attack)
    Mist: uses seven (7) energy (Thunder Wave)
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    'Kid: uses eight (8) energy (Double Team)
    Mist: uses seven (7) energy
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    'Kid: takes eighteen (18) damage, uses seven (7) energy
    Mist: takes twenty (20) damage, uses eight (8) energy
    -------------------------------
    'Kid TOTAL: takes eighteen (18) damage, uses eighteen (18) energy
    Mist TOTAL: takes twenty (20) damage, uses twenty-two (22) energy
  8. Kannon

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    sleep sleep meditate
  9. Rolf

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    Fire blast psychoshock fire blast
  10. HD

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    [​IMG]
    Elekid ['Kid] (M)
    Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
    Type: Electric
    HP: 72
    Energy: 66
    Atk: **** (+)
    Def: * (-)
    SpA: ***
    SpD: **
    Spe: 95
    Boosts: -1 Att
    Other: Deep Sleep, will wake up in two (2) actions, 10% paralysis

    [​IMG]
    Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
    Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
    Type: Normal
    HP: 63
    Energy: 62
    Atk: * (-)
    Def: ***
    SpA: **** (+)
    SpD: ****
    Spe: 40
    Boosts: +2 SpAtt, -1 Def
    Other:

    round three...'Kid ain't male anymore bro

    'Kid, only dozes as Mist thinks of the best way to obliterate him. Choosing an incendiary option, Mist fires off a Fire Blast.

    Due to the power of the attack, 'Kid rouses from his sleep. However due to the level of intelligence (or lack thereof) of his trainer, he only chills; regaining ten (10) energy. Mist, not skipping a beat, smashes 'Kid with a Psyshock.

    'Kid starts to Meditate, boosting his attack in preparation of the next round. Mist doesn't care and just Fire Blasts the Elekid. That's what you get for falling asleep on a woman.

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    Elekid ['Kid] (M)
    Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
    Type: Electric
    HP: 12
    Energy: 61
    Atk: **** (+)
    Def: * (-)
    SpA: ***
    SpD: **
    Spe: 95
    Boosts: +1 Att
    Other: 5% paralysis

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    Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
    Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
    Type: Normal
    HP: 63
    Energy: 39
    Atk: * (-)
    Def: ***
    SpA: **** (+)
    SpD: ****
    Spe: 40
    Boosts: +1 SpAtt, -1 Def
    Other:

    Calculations
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    'Kid: takes twenty-one (21) damage (Fire Blast)
    Mist: uses eight (8) energy (Fire Blast)
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    'Kid: takes eighteen (18) damage (Psyshock), restores ten (10) energy (chill)
    Mist: uses seven (7) energy
    -------------------------------
    'Kid: takes twenty-one (21) damage (Fire Blast), uses five (5) energy (Meditate)
    Mist: uses eight (8) energy (Fire Blast)
    -------------------------------
    'Kid TOTAL: takes sixty (60) damage, uses five (5) energy
    Mist TOTAL: uses twenty-three (23) energy
  11. Rolf

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    Mistbeast uses psyshock three times to finish the little bugger off! Mind powerss
  12. Kannon

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    Thunderpunch Thunderpunch Thunderpunch
    comeback king!
  13. HD

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    [​IMG]

    Elekid ['Kid] (M)
    Nature: Lonely (+1 * Attack, -1 * Def, )
    Type: Electric
    HP: 12
    Energy: 61
    Atk: **** (+)
    Def: * (-)
    SpA: ***
    SpD: **
    Spe: 95
    Boosts: +1 Att
    Other: 5% paralysis

    [​IMG]

    Togetic(*) [Mist] (Female)
    Nature: Modest (Attack reduced by *; Special Attack increased by *)
    Type: Normal
    HP: 63
    Energy: 39
    Atk: * (-)
    Def: ***
    SpA: **** (+)
    SpD: ****
    Spe: 40
    Boosts: +1 SpAtt, -1 Def
    Other:

    round four...reverse karate kid???

    Both Pokemon stare each other down, realizing the end of the battle is near. The sun is setting in the horizon as Mist, with sweat rolling down her flank manipulates her psychic prowess. 'Kid, seeing this slight opening, runs forwards, his fist cackling with electricity in a Thunderpunch. The punch connects, however the turkey's concentration is not interrupted. She releases a powerful Psyshock. Elekid stays standing for several seconds before falling; his puny mind unable to take the psychic strain any longer. Mist is the winner!

    HD: 1RC
    Rolf:
    Mist - 1 EC / 1 MC / 1 DC / 1 KOC
    Kannon:
    'Kid - 1 EC / 1 MC / 1 DC

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