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Zystral

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Because Kim Jong Il had finally died, everyone thought the communist reign was over. The government started to reform, and little by little, new things were being brought into North Korea. They joined the World Council. They became one of the highest GDP countries in the world. They exploded into culture. They developed an owl orchestra which was a big hit on Youtube. But North Korea had gone too far. They were expanding too rapidly. The people realized they had to keep control, or else the country would fall into despair.
And so began the mass owl cull.

Winner: North Korean Pride. Somehow.
 

Gmax

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During the the World Cup 2014 qualifiers, in the Asian group, North Korea and South Korea were facing off against each other. There was more than points, or simply victory at stake here. It was a question of pride. Neither nation could stand the idea of losing to the other. The teams walked out for the anthems. As the North Korean anthem was sung, their supporters, a bunch of people handpicked by Kim Jong-il, stood and sang along with the players. As usual, Jong Tae-Se broke down and began to cry. After their anthem ended, the South Korean anthem began. Many were surprised to see Smogoner CaptKirby standing among the South Korean fans with a flock of his fellow owls. When asked why he supported them, he responded that they were impeccably dressed in their supremely attractive uniform that appealed to his rabidly intelligent mind's aesthetic sensibility. As the anthem ended, they opened their beaks and hooted together. "Allow me to present before the world the Owl Hoot Orchestra!" said the proud Capitan. "You will all observe the fruits of our effort when we score."

The match began, and South Korea immediately went on the the offense. The North Korean defense was nearly impossible to penetrate though. The match went on, and the valiant North Koreans kept denying the relentless South Koreans However, as full time approached, and the referee put the whistle to his lips, Park Ji-Sung got one past the NK keeper. The SK supporters erupted, but one voice yelling "SIIIIIIILEEEEENCE" rose above the others. "Ladies and gentlemen, the owl orchestra" said Capt Kirby, bowing. The owls flew into the air and opened their beaks, delivering a breathtaking performance. Everyone was transfixed for a while, paying rapt attentiom to the performers, until suddenly the referee, coming to his senses, blew on the whistle. The South Korean supporters cheered and hugged each other, celebrating their victory, and shot the North Koreaen supporters jeering looks. The North Korean supporters stood up, stonefaced, and whipped out rocket launchers, shouting "IN THE NAME OF KOREA!", and blasted the South Korean supporters, including CaptKirby to smithereens. The owls, left without a leader, disbanded and never reformed. The NK supporters then turned the launchers towards the field. TV reporters on the edge of the field were heard saying, "As you can see, THERE WAS NO MATCH HELD TODAY", "Too bad North Korea and South Korea couldn't face off", "Nothing happened today here, South Korea DEFINITELY didn't beat North Korea". Kim Jong-il after monitoring the broadcasts from his office smiled, and turned off the televisions. North Korea's pride had been left intact.

Winner: North Korean Pride
 

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