RPSI Doubles Roulette Semi-Finals

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Matchup: (underlined means weapon submitted)

Raikage + Da Letter El

vs

shade + dak

The winning team will face each other in the finals. Remember, no communication between pairs about weapon selection is permitted. Submit a weapon as soon as possible via a forum PM please.
 
Matchup

an electric kettle with the power on, but no water inside
+
A printer that stops working the times you most need it to print.

VS

the vuvuzela frequency
+
a dinner consisting of the members on the sex offenders register, with one seat to be filled

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Please judge ASAP Gmax / Eo / Zy! First to two victories wins.
 

Zystral

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an electric kettle with the power on, but no water inside
+
A printer that stops working the times you most need it to print.

VS

the vuvuzela frequency
+
a dinner consisting of the members on the sex offenders register, with one seat to be filled

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Winner: the vuvuzela frequency / dinner of sex offenders with empty seat
 
<Fishin> oh do you need me to
<Gmax> well i'm lazy

One fine night, a group of sex offenders decided to meet up for a nice dinner and discuss what they had in common. They were lacking one seat and thus decided to pull a friendly vuvuzela-playing hobo off the street, which was really fucking annoying but nobody had the guts to complain about it.

Despite being sex offenders they were not animals and planned to have tea with their meal, but some idiot forgot to put water in the kettle, leaving the kettle burned and unusuable. Not the type of men to be deterred easily, the sex offenders attempted to order some tea over the phone, but were foiled by the sound of the vuvuzela. All looked lost, but in a moment of brilliance one of the men had the idea of faxing the order instead. Unluckily for them, the fax machine at the store mysteriously failed to print, leaving the members of the dinner party waiting late into the night. They finally stomped away, off to break into the homes of single women to work out their frustrations and/or get a tea fix.

Winner:

an electric kettle with the power on, but no water inside
+
A printer that stops working the times you most need it to print.
 

Eo Ut Mortus

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The members of the Sex Offenders Register were having their annual dinner. Notables such as Ted Bundy and Smogon user jrrrrrrr were invited; however, jrrrrrrr RSVPed that he couldn't come. With one seat left to be filled, Deck Knight was invited in his stead, seeing as he lived in the same area. Deck Knight wasn't actually on the register, but nobody would notice that.

Deck Knight wasn't there just to partake in fine food and/or children, however. He was there to sabotage the banquet because he did not believe in the Sex Offenders Register (or gay marriage, for that matter). "After all," he thought, "you wouldn't give a loan to a non-credit worthy person (unless you're a Democrat working for ACORN), why would you give public recognition to a societal cancer?" He not-so-subtlely removed the water from the kettle, rendering their efforts at making tea or any other similar beverages useless. He also rigged the printer to fail at the most inopportune moments, preventing the Members of the Sex Offenders Register from printing out imperfectluck's invitation. Finally fed up with Deck Knight's antics, the Sex Offenders finally decided to get rid of him. A radio was brought out, and it was tuned to the station of an ear-shattering vuvuzela. Deck Knight was unfazed, unfortunately. Years of listening to AM radio had desensitized him to most static interference and other similar sounds, including this unholy wave of noise. However, Deck Knight, while unaffected, was curious as to what station was playing. He stooped down to check the radio, and as we all know, it's never a good idea to bend over at a Sex Offenders Convention of any sort.

Winners:

the vuvuzela frequency

+
a dinner consisting of the members on the sex offenders register, with one seat to be filled
 
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