Tournament scRUb League 2: Administrative Appeals / Smack Talk Thread (won by the Tyranitards)

[ForgottenOnes]

ik im a manager but im good at these
Why you believe you are fit for the power rankings: I'm a hardcore fucking memer. I call tip me fedora and say fuck you
On a scale of 1-10, with ten being the highest, how gay are you: 4 ish, but it depends on many things :o
What do you say when you don't know a certain player: ur a fucking nobody/random
How many sorry don't know to insult ratio is appropriate: seeing that its 5 people per round, i'd say 1:4ish, maybe 2:3 cuz its scRUb league
Favorite vintage meme: oh lord :o

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[atomicllamas]

Why you believe you are fit for the power rankings: I've been called the WhiteQueen of RU by none other than the WhiteQueen of RU (myself)
On a scale of 1-10, with ten being the highest, how gay are you: I'd say somewhere between a 7-9 but on a scale of 1-sass I would say sass
What do you say when you don't know a certain player: I like the classics, I stick with the "sorry, don't know you" bit
How many sorry don't know to insult ratio is appropriate: the majority should be insults or descriptions, but a 1:1 ratio is acceptable

Favorite vintage meme:

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[Tyranitards]

Now this is what I like to see, there's a whole plethora of memes out there not being utilized.

 

[Tyranitards]

Welp this is really awkward now :I. Can I have my money back?

 

[Serperior for Uber]

Why you believe you are fit for the power rankings: I have swag
On a scale of 1-10, with ten being the highest, how gay are you: Definitely at least a 7 (I touch people when I talk to them)
What do you say when you don't know a certain player: Who are you lol
How many sorry don't know to insult ratio is appropriate: Keep it classy 1:1 ratio
Favorite vintage meme: Wailord on skitty

 

[TheTabKey]

Why you believe you are fit for the power rankings: i can meme u in the booty
On a scale of 1-10, with ten being the highest, how gay are you: 9.6
What do you say when you don't know a certain player: u seem like a shitter noob
How many sorry don't know to insult ratio is appropriate: based on how many posts the user has and the temperature of the room
Favorite vintage meme: smogon is a quality forum (y)

 

[g]

Can I sub honko by using 4 pokemon teams

 

[Aramonia]

Ok nerds time to show you why im the the only one that can do the power rankings
Why you believe you are fit for the power rankings: A scRUb league needs a scrub power ranker. next question
On a scale of 1-10, with ten being the highest, how gay are you: 6.9
What do you say when you don't know a certain player: Know Dont? Sorry, You.
How many sorry don't know to insult ratio is appropriate: Depends on the weather tbh
Favorite vintage meme: That one meme about smogon ruining the metagame (DO THEY????)

 

[Nails]

passion why mad @ ¿¯¿

 

[phantom]

Why you believe you are fit for the power rankings: i can meme u in the booty
On a scale of 1-10, with ten being the highest, how gay are you: 9.6
What do you say when you don't know a certain player: u seem like a shitter noob
How many sorry don't know to insult ratio is appropriate: based on how many posts the user has and the temperature of the room
Favorite vintage meme: smogon is a quality forum (y)

This was so bad on so many levels.

In others new, Ajna will be doing the fabulous Whitequeen-inspired power rankings for the tour. Yay!!!

 

[Vileman]

#FREELLAMAS

 

[Lord Death Man]

congrats to Ajna for getting the first and likely only skill-based win in scRUb league!!

 

[passion]

Nails is officially banned from scRUb league

 

[lighthouses]

lvl 80 Pdon sucks i request a buff to at least lvl 95

 

[complete legitimacy]

request denied

 

[lighthouses]

gdi

 

[Kingler]

Sigh I was tricked into thinking xern punchshroom pdon might actually be good .____________.

 

[rau]

we need more memes:

 

[Ren-chon]

Do you really think that there's a single person on scrubs league who can relate to this feeling

 

[lighthouses]

Only if wearing a top hat

 

[complete legitimacy]

All right, just so this is clear now. If, at the end of the week, a match fails to be completed, one or both players can request an activity win. This request should be an argument that you deserve the win over your opponent, and these cases will all be looked at individually. Put simply, if you can convince the hosts that you deserve the win, then you will get the win. If no formal activity request is made, then the match will be taken to a "coinflip". Matches can also be taken to coinflip if no player makes a convincing argument for an activity win. Managers can argue on behalf of their players if need be as well for the activity win request.

Thanks

 

[MZ]

This request should be an argument that you deserve the win over your opponent, and these cases will all be looked at individually

So deserving isn't based off of scheduling attempts or opponents missing the time? or am I just reading too far into these special rules

 

[complete legitimacy]

Argument was probably the wrong word choice there, things like you mentioned would be part of the request. If your opponent misses a scheduled time, then you would most likely get the activity win if you requested it yes. Although, now that you mention it, feel free to roast your opponent as well to try to get the win.

 

[phantom]

Although, now that you mention it, feel free to roast your opponent as well to try to get the win.

Your opponent should look like this when you're done with them:

 

[passion]

Very URGENT administrative desicion: Since I (passion) no longer feel like playing Pokemon, every slot I (passion) am put in is an automatic victory. If anybody feels this an unfair desicion fuck off bye.