*sigh* well, i have returned...

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by Mekkah, Jan 31, 2009.

  1. Mekkah

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    because firebot is where we write blogs right?

    Mood: i feel trolled

    well...sigh, it's about time it came to this...

    i have been gone for a while, and while i was not here, i looked at the forums and figured out how you all want me to behave, so i will do the total opposite. so yeah, while meditating, i figured i will call you all faggots, because this means i will be accepted.

    i also got lots of other good ideas when just looking at people...like i saw this chick at the supermarket and i thought "hmmm why arent you a lamp post" and it was totally weird and i felt a total wave of awareness come through me and i felt so indie. it's not hard to "see" this; every "fridge" that "exists" (including mass) is some form or another of "energy". I know these terms are ill defined but it's all I need for this argument.

    so i talked to this chick and she said "hey i googled your name recently" and i think my face just turned "?_?" if you know what i mean heh and i felt like puking though i guess if your eyes look like question marks you have other things to worry about...

    also winter sucks because i dont ride my bike in winter...

    so i will now use "quotations" to look myself look smart or at least more like jumpman who is suppose is "smart". also note that if your sentence is the last one of a line, there is no need for punctuation, and capitalization is of course way too "conformist" for me (i dont mean to sound like a goth) (or an emo)

    oh by the way if you are going to post and you are going to just troll me and i dont know you then fuck off nobody cares about YOUR thoughts

    and i mean that heheh ^_^

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  2. Doomsday

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    i know what you mean, mekkah. my theory is that our love for everyone should act as this " " energy " ". if love, something so beautiful, can happen, then so can people turning into meat sandwiches too, right?

    ggggggggI can relate to that encounter with your girl. the other day i saw a really hot chick, and all i could think to myself was, "i wish that girl was a cheese sandwich so i could take a bite and gain vitamins" but O WELL life wont work like this ((º))___((º)) jl
  3. Hazerider

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    "Energy"? Blasphemy.

    Something as powerful as l[​IMG]ove cannot be expressed in such a childish, shallow way. No, love is beyond our comprehension, beyond anything that we may or may not achieve in our miserable lives as human beings. While listening to the new album of The Pickled Carpets may very well come close, nothing we can experience in this life or the next can even come close to love.

    ^S(8)___(8)S^

    And now, I must bid you farewell, for I am going to take a picture of myself with no pants on and something painted on my face. This will depict how deep I am.

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    this would have been a good thread if it weren't intendend to poke fun at Mysti i mean skiddle
  6. Yuri

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    I was honestly expecting to see "last edited by Glen" below Hazerider's post. I stand amused.
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    mood: green (when you are green you are tuned with nature and you kinda feel sick at the same time, you are also kinda angry like the hulk -_-)

    np: the indiens - leather, beef, consumers; the problems in the world

    love is simply an acronym, it means Leveling Of Violet Energy, this is why i hired a plumber to paint my walls. plumbers are cheaper than painters and the purplish sludge from the sewers last longer


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    mood: ultraviolet

    np: i:scintilla - ultravioletfly (i feel *that* ultraviolet today...)

    but what do i mean when i say i feel ultraviolet? so intense that go past the visible spectrum? this is a subtle way of saying i'm so angry that people can no longer see it...or does it denote the colour of my face after my wife comes home after a long day at the mall and i haven't scammed enough people to pay for her credit cards?

    or by ultraviolet do i mean infra-red in an ironic manner? so subdued by modern society that my emotions no longer register to the naked eye.

    maybe i go even beyond ultraviolet into the x-ray spectrum, but i don't want to give cancer to people because i love them :3

    i love you, smogon
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    sometimes i just watch this

    today's highlights are "do persons without penis actually use condoms" and "hi how big are pam andrsons tits"
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    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm




    no sir, I don't like it
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    so the Internet sucks right. I can see that being a #fluodomer who plays pokemon is not what smogon wants me to be.

    here's a couple of paragraphs of crap

    I am addicted to caffeine and mushrooms etc

    we should all download a game that I play!
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    ... i mean its just too painful...
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    dont understand why this is 3 stars

    it's meant to be a parody of all the thoughts threads popping up, and really if you cant laugh at yourself you're kinda dumb.

    to clarify; i really enjoy glen and forey's threads. but i also think this is a hilarious parody, especially hazerider's and mekkah's post. dunno why you are being pussies about this

    foreys took it like a MAN
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    Sounds like some people aren't used to being made fun of when they have their personal legion of suckups.

    This pains me deeply. Yesterday I was wal[​IMG]king in front of a McDonald's (YES I spat on the ground, I almost forgot to mention this thank god I didn't because it'd be a real faux pas) and there was this guy. He was listening to Red Hot Chili Peppers and telling some dumb joke to his "friends".

    They laughed.

    Can you believe the nerve? Their laughter was the trout on top of the cake (Cherries? Far too overused.), one more proof that people don't care how utterly miserable this world is. So I flipped them off.

    They beat me savagely.

    This is similar to what is happening in this thread. In a big forum such as this, is it possible that two or three people, nay, poets such as Doomsday, Mekkah and I, are not allowed to express our feelings?

    ¤.^6-__-6^.¤

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  18. Mekkah

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    i think it's because some "faggot" rated it 1 star, which takes the rating down. this will really make spreading the love difficult, im afraid

    i mean, if i cant make the posters in this thread spread "love" (im not exactly sure on the exact definition of love yet ((%)é_è(%)) but for now this will do..), then what can

    where is the love??

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    man you're really taking a stand here mekkah

    with your stance itt and all!!!!

    that stance
  20. Steelicks

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    this thread champions all other threads

    edit: except my old Zeroality thread maybe
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    it is like a strongth of 20 000 machamp right in this thread
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    Wait, "i fibbed" is still funny?

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