(L,R) None of these mons should be used in AG. S/O to Fear Rattata, which among memes such as Sash-less Shell Smash and Dark/Poison types with Levitate, stopped being funny or noteworthy years ago. It is apparently "an accident", but you'd still have to put that in your teambuilder somewhere... you can't escape the shame.
(R) I can't make heads or tails of this team composition. Glaring weaknesses, stacking things that don't really stack... etc. At least (L) seems to have an idea of what they want their team to do.
(R) Tailwind on Sub-Toxic Gliscor. If we're rolling with these mon choices then I guess Tailwind Gliscor isn't so bad, but it's more of a team support thing than a supplement to a subtoxic set.
(R) Poison Jab on Gliscor. That'll let it get around those Toxic immunities! If the opposing Whimsicott wasn't at +3 Def and behind Reflect, though, it would be useful here.
(L) Leech Seed used against a Subbed-up opponent. Live and learn, I guess.
(L) Whimsicott is now shown to be Cotton Guard + Leech Seed + Giga Drain. I guess tonight's theme is mons that are helpless against a specific type.
(L) Giga Drain breaks Gliscor's sub. Either it's an SpA-invested Whimsicott or it's not specially bulky Gliscor.
(L) Finally switches to Scizor, which is utterly immune to anything Gliscor can do.
(L) Brick Break on Scizor. It's exactly as pathetic against the Rotom-Fan switch-in as it would have been against Gliscor. Its Fury Cutter is... suboptimal obviously, but hey if you're not smart enough to switch strategically anyways, might as well use something that gets better when you spam it.
(L) Probably gets frustrated at (R)'s evasion boosting, switches in a Kabutops that turns out to be Rock Polish. If only Kabutops had a way to double its speed, that also made its attacks stronger...
(R) Despite fielding an Electric-type, opts to exert no pressure at all against the opposing Kabutops. It gets KOed by a lucky Rock Slide after a few turns.
(R) Serperior uses Giga Drain against Mega Scizor, when its Subseed combination could stall it out. It takes 76% damage for its troubles, and Mega Scizor ultimately survives with a little HP left.
(R) Thunder Thundurus-Therian. For its trouble, it gets a miss and takes 38% from Fury Cutter.
(L) Mega Scizor finally fucking reveals Bullet Punch, which could have probably taken Serperior out a few turns earlier.
(R) Uses Double Team against a 19%, Toxicked Whimsicott. Whimsicott gets "lucky" with Leech Seed (and then a Moonblast), and stalls Thundy out.
(L) Froslass sets up Spikes against a rapidly Minimizing Smeargle. The first layer makes sense, to break Rattata's Sash. The second doesn't, since it's down to Smeargle, Rattata, and Gliscor anyways. Smeargle gets its chance to pass max evasion, max Defense, 3.5x Speed, and 2x Special Defense to Gliscor, which effortlessly subtoxics its way to victory.
(R) Despite being vastly faster than the entire opposing team, makes sure to set up Tailwinds every so often.
(R) Cranks up the edge with an unprompted [★The_Chalupa: HEIL HYDRA]
(L) That Rock Polish Kabutops from earlier? It's actually Weak Armor. IF ONLY KABUTOPS COULD BOOST ITS SPEED AND DAMAGE OUTPUT AT THE SAME TIME.
(L) [★EmpyVi: I dont think your team is legal because of the evasion clause. Also, your a dick] Yeah, your opponent is definitely an elite hacker that flexed their mad hacking skills to bring a shitty evasion team onto the ladder. Really sleuthed 'em out.
(R) [★The_Chalupa: Ratata is actually my best pokemon] The Rattata you "accidentally" added to your team, uh-huh, gotcha.
(L) [★EmpyVi: Fair enough, but I want a rematch without cheap tactics.] I, too, ladder Anything Goes and then tell people their tactics are cheap. This is because I think things through and adjust my behavior to get the results I want.