Silly Things You've Seen In Other Metagames

Kyurem-BoverNidoqueen

I jumped on the Balanced Hackmons ladder with Hoopa-Unbound and Primal Groudon to test something. And won the match.

Edit : Finished team sweeps in .....10 turns
 
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Lukethehedgehog

Lukethehedgehog

Yayz said:
All of you who think you've had the haxiest battle in history...
WRONG.
Check out this crap:
http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/challengecup1vs1-192329213

- Two crits in 10 turns (by as many Night Slashes on what was probably Super Luck Absol)
- Double attracted Pokemon, being immobilized eleven times. 50% chance my rear end.
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Absol/Vibrava OTP

Also, that wasn't a Crit Hax at all. Absol was more than likely holding a Scope Lens (+1 Crit Chance). Combined with Super Luck (+1) and Night Slash (+1), it always gets a crit.
 
Lukethehedgehog

Lukethehedgehog

(I think this might belong here)

Using this set in 1v1:

Probopass @ Berry Juice
Ability: Sturdy
Level: 2
EVs: 60 Def / 136 SpA / 60 SpD / 252 Spe
Modest Nature
- Toxic
- Pain Split
- Sandstorm
- Protect

It's basically a modified F.E.A.R.: I hold on with SturdyJuice, use Toxic, Use Pain Split to halve my opponent's health and refill mine so Sturdy is activated again. Magic Guard fucks me in the ass, though.

The problem is that, everytime I find someone with Alakazam, they either Mega Evolve it or don't bring it at all. I even found a guy who actually brought Alakazam. I even told him not to Mega Evolve it. He Mega Evolved it anyway.

Replay: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/1v1-192392048

EDIT: Another replay: http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/1v1-192399066
 
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Kyurem-BoverNidoqueen

Didn't save replay but here's a log. Opponents name removed.

Cold Hearted Snivy joined.
Opponent joined.
Format:
Stat Switch
Rated battle
Swagger Clause: Swagger is banned
Baton Pass Clause: Limit one Pokémon knowing Baton Pass
Sleep Clause Mod: Limit one foe put to sleep
Species Clause: Limit one of each Pokémon
OHKO Clause: OHKO moves are banned
Moody Clause: Moody is banned
Evasion Moves Clause: Evasion moves are banned
Endless Battle Clause: Forcing endless battles is banned
HP Percentage Mod: HP is shown in percentages
Cold Hearted Snivy's team:Breloom / Shaymin-Sky / Lucario / Scizor / Omanyte / Whirlipede
Opponent's team:Aerodactyl / Luxray / Ditto / Garchomp / Latias / Rampardos
Battle between Cold Hearted Snivy and Opponent started!

Go! Whirlipede!

Opponent sent out Rampardos!
The opposing Rampardos breaks the mold!
Turn 1

Whirlipede used Protect!
Whirlipede protected itself!

The opposing Rampardos used Headbutt!
Whirlipede protected itself!

Whirlipede's Speed Boost raised its Speed!
Turn 2

Whirlipede used Struggle Bug!
The opposing Rampardos lost 10% of its health!
The opposing Rampardos's Special Attack fell!

The opposing Rampardos used Head Smash!
A critical hit! It's super effective! Whirlipede lost100% of its health!
The opposing Rampardos is damaged by recoil!

Whirlipede fainted!

Go! Omanyte!
Turn 3

Omanyte used Scald!
It's super effective! The opposing Rampardos lost 30% of its health!

The opposing Rampardos fainted!

Opponent sent out Garchomp!
Turn 4

Garchomp has Mega Evolved into Mega Garchomp!

Omanyte used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of the opposing team!

The opposing Garchomp used Brick Break!
It's super effective! Omanyte lost 47.5% of its health!
Turn 5

The opposing Garchomp used Dragon Rush!
Omanyte avoided the attack!

Omanyte used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of the opposing team!
Turn 6

The opposing Garchomp used Stone Edge!
Omanyte lost 32.4% of its health!

Omanyte used Toxic Spikes!
Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of the opposing team!
Turn 7

The opposing Garchomp used Giga Impact!
It's not very effective... Omanyte lost 20.0% of its health!

Omanyte fainted!

Go! Lucario!
Turn 8

The opposing Garchomp must recharge!

Lucario used Swords Dance!
Lucario's Attack sharply rose!
Turn 9

The opposing Garchomp used Giga Impact!
It's not very effective... Lucario lost 16.4% of its health!

Lucario used Ice Punch!
It's super effective! The opposing Garchomp lost 100% of its health!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Garchomp fainted!

Opponent sent out Ditto!
The opposing Ditto is hurt by the spikes!
The opposing Ditto was poisoned!
Turn 10

Lucario used Close Combat!
It's super effective! The opposing Ditto lost 84% of its health!
Lucario's Defense fell!
Lucario's Special Defense fell!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Ditto fainted!

Opponent sent out Luxray!
The opposing Luxray is hurt by the spikes!
The opposing Luxray was poisoned!
Turn 11

Lucario used Close Combat!
The opposing Luxray lost 84% of its health!
Lucario's Defense fell!
Lucario's Special Defense fell!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Luxray fainted!

Opponent sent out Latias!
Turn 12

Lucario used Ice Punch!
It's super effective! The opposing Latias lost 92% of its health!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Latias used Dragon Pulse!
It's not very effective... Lucario lost 26.6% of its health!
Turn 13

Lucario used ExtremeSpeed!
The opposing Latias lost 8% of its health!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Latias fainted!

Opponent sent out Aerodactyl!
Turn 14

Lucario used ExtremeSpeed!
It's not very effective... The opposing Aerodactyl lost 40% of its health!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

Lucario fainted!

The opposing Aerodactyl used Aerial Ace!
But there was no target...

Go! Scizor!

Then a disconnect.
 
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Lukethehedgehog

Lukethehedgehog

Kyurem-BoverNidoqueen said:
Didn't save replay but here's a log. Opponents name removed.

Cold Hearted Snivy joined.
Opponent joined.
Format:
Stat Switch
Rated battle
Swagger Clause: Swagger is banned
Baton Pass Clause: Limit one Pokémon knowing Baton Pass
Sleep Clause Mod: Limit one foe put to sleep
Species Clause: Limit one of each Pokémon
OHKO Clause: OHKO moves are banned
Moody Clause: Moody is banned
Evasion Moves Clause: Evasion moves are banned
Endless Battle Clause: Forcing endless battles is banned
HP Percentage Mod: HP is shown in percentages
Cold Hearted Snivy's team:Breloom / Shaymin-Sky / Lucario / Scizor / Omanyte / Whirlipede
Opponent's team:Aerodactyl / Luxray / Ditto / Garchomp / Latias / Rampardos
Battle between Cold Hearted Snivy and Opponent started!

Go! Whirlipede!

Opponent sent out Rampardos!
The opposing Rampardos breaks the mold!
Turn 1

Whirlipede used Protect!
Whirlipede protected itself!

The opposing Rampardos used Headbutt!
Whirlipede protected itself!

Whirlipede's Speed Boost raised its Speed!
Turn 2

Whirlipede used Struggle Bug!
The opposing Rampardos lost 10% of its health!
The opposing Rampardos's Special Attack fell!

The opposing Rampardos used Head Smash!
A critical hit! It's super effective! Whirlipede lost100% of its health!
The opposing Rampardos is damaged by recoil!

Whirlipede fainted!

Go! Omanyte!
Turn 3

Omanyte used Scald!
It's super effective! The opposing Rampardos lost 30% of its health!

The opposing Rampardos fainted!

Opponent sent out Garchomp!
Turn 4

Garchomp has Mega Evolved into Mega Garchomp!

Omanyte used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of the opposing team!

The opposing Garchomp used Brick Break!
It's super effective! Omanyte lost 47.5% of its health!
Turn 5

The opposing Garchomp used Dragon Rush!
Omanyte avoided the attack!

Omanyte used Spikes!
Spikes were scattered all around the feet of the opposing team!
Turn 6

The opposing Garchomp used Stone Edge!
Omanyte lost 32.4% of its health!

Omanyte used Toxic Spikes!
Poison spikes were scattered all around the feet of the opposing team!
Turn 7

The opposing Garchomp used Giga Impact!
It's not very effective... Omanyte lost 20.0% of its health!

Omanyte fainted!

Go! Lucario!
Turn 8

The opposing Garchomp must recharge!

Lucario used Swords Dance!
Lucario's Attack sharply rose!
Turn 9

The opposing Garchomp used Giga Impact!
It's not very effective... Lucario lost 16.4% of its health!

Lucario used Ice Punch!
It's super effective! The opposing Garchomp lost 100% of its health!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Garchomp fainted!

Opponent sent out Ditto!
The opposing Ditto is hurt by the spikes!
The opposing Ditto was poisoned!
Turn 10

Lucario used Close Combat!
It's super effective! The opposing Ditto lost 84% of its health!
Lucario's Defense fell!
Lucario's Special Defense fell!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Ditto fainted!

Opponent sent out Luxray!
The opposing Luxray is hurt by the spikes!
The opposing Luxray was poisoned!
Turn 11

Lucario used Close Combat!
The opposing Luxray lost 84% of its health!
Lucario's Defense fell!
Lucario's Special Defense fell!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Luxray fainted!

Opponent sent out Latias!
Turn 12

Lucario used Ice Punch!
It's super effective! The opposing Latias lost 92% of its health!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Latias used Dragon Pulse!
It's not very effective... Lucario lost 26.6% of its health!
Turn 13

Lucario used ExtremeSpeed!
The opposing Latias lost 8% of its health!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

The opposing Latias fainted!

Opponent sent out Aerodactyl!
Turn 14

Lucario used ExtremeSpeed!
It's not very effective... The opposing Aerodactyl lost 40% of its health!
Lucario lost some of its HP!

Lucario fainted!

The opposing Aerodactyl used Aerial Ace!
But there was no target...

Go! Scizor!

Then a disconnect.
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Just so you know, you forgot to remove an instance of the opponent's name.

Also, Lucario outspeeding Ditto ._.
 

SP458

No idols today, but a few Monotype battles instead!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-192679185
A few typechart issues here and there. Also, misusing Venoshock in general and a ****ing NON-MEGA BEEDRILL.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-192683047
Hydro Pump Gyarados, Aerodactyl or Charizard, who's the mega here?

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-192684895
Thunder Wave Azelf, Exeggutor, Delphox... right. But none of them will beat that:

Turn 21

The opposing Latios used Trick!
But it failed!

Gardevoir used Moonblast!

Especially when a Gallade had just Mega Evolved before...
 

michaeloche

Random Shit: Trophy Edition

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/challengecup1vs1-192679588
Oh, that's just cruel, random generator...

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-192677728
There is a way to beat that, it's called Imposter blobs.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-192677699
Can anyone explain why running Outrage on Aggron, mega or otherwise, makes sense? Then there's the Archeops that thinks it's bulky and Scizor using Aerial Ace against a rock mono.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/frost-1v1-1227586
Everything else in this battle builds up to an explosive climax at turn 9. And when I mention an explosive climax around here, you can probably guess where this is going.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-192683963
More mons that have no business in AG, Jump Kick+Bounce Mega Lopunny, Aqua Jet Keldeo, and my personal favorite, FOCUS PUNCH BLISSEY.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-192683399
Of all the things he could Mega Evolve, Blaziken, and not Rayquaza or Kangaskhan. Plus Drain Punch Deoxys-A. Of course, the other guy with Roar of Time Dialga, Power Herb-less GeoXern, and Latios with Latiosite wasn't much better.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/1v1-192683337
One of "those" battles.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-192684255
Well, so much for that water immunity.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/customgame-192681512
Multiple Mega Stones on one team, Chimecho ever, and my favorite part:
★mikunotsune: WAIT NO NOT FURRET. >-<

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-192683025
I don't know what was worse, OHKO spam, Quick Claw Excadrill, or Mega Kick Primal Groudon.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-192683020
A bad fire mono with redundant STAB moves everywhere, with no hazard control or knowledge of Flash Fire, not to mention the freaking CHARMANDER.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-192680634
Inb4 everyone claims Mega Rayquaza is not broken because Dusclops can beat it. And then the Lugia sent in next uses Double-Edge on it. And finally, some shit talking at the end.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-192691287
Lone Darkrai. And it almost won. Also featuring RestTalk Mega Lopunny, for some reason.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-192692296
Run in fear from the terror that is... DUNSPARCE!

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/anythinggoes-192681545
This was ugly from turn 1 and only got worse from there.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/1v1-192691272
Well, that just happened.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-192690761
Another wacky BH battle with too much stupid shit to type out.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons-192691110
And another one.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogontriples-192685463
And one in Triples, for a change.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-192690968
Shadow Ball Whimsicott is a new one.

http://replay.pokemonshowdown.com/monotype-192691477
There's always some bastard who uses Toxic on Dragalge and Psychic on Drapion, and has his Heatran carry a Focus Sash.
 
sadpanda3d

sadpanda3d

So I made an alt on showdown called metronomemadness and used this team in balanced hackmons:
Arceus @ Leftovers
Ability: Moody
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 88 HP / 84 Atk / 84 Def / 84 SpA / 84 SpD / 84 Spe
- Metronome
X2

Arceus @ Leftovers
Ability: Magic Bounce
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 88 HP / 84 Atk / 84 Def / 84 SpA / 84 SpD / 84 Spe
- Metronome
X2

Arceus @ Leftovers
Ability: Prankster
Shiny: Yes
EVs: 88 HP / 84 Atk / 84 Def / 84 SpA / 84 SpD / 84 Spe
- Metronome
X2
(For the first battle I had multitype X2 illuminate X2 and some other useless ability X2)

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-193039796
3 mon team with fear tyrunt, trudant slaking and a phione that wasn't sent out.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-193044286
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-193045661
TWO different lone magicarps in a row, both using the same tactic.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-193049339
Followed by an Azurill that wishes it was a magicarp.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-193055624
http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-193056071
I win two battles just with the sheer terror of six arceus causing my opponents to forfeit.

At this point I have an ELO of 1152 (see attachment for proof)

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-193056447
I don't even know what to say about this one.

http://pokemonshowdown.com/replay/balancedhackmons-193061127
I'm only showing this one because of the sheer cold at the start of the battle.
 

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