Alright guys, we were all hanging out in #smogon, and chaos and I were pretending to be captains for a friendly dodgeball game. It turned into a "thing", and we made our teams, now we want you to vote on who would win - chaos' team or my team. chaos will post descriptions of his team members in the second post, mine follow. cloud - with a mind like a razor and eyes like a hawk, dougun is the fearless leader and captain of the team, he is fast, agile, and most importantly brown. this enables him to lengthen his arms to great lengths, much like dhalsim from the street fighter series. as such, he is inherently good at dodgeball, but also excels at variations of dodgeball, like pin-zap-ball. gk (golemkong/geek to most) - remember the kid who stole your pokemon cards back in fifth grade? you cried. yeah, he was big, he was black. gk is that kid, except he's got a heart of gold. competitive by nature, gk will whomp you on the court - basketball or dodgeball. noobster - shrouded in mystery, this 6'0" behemoth is nothing to fuck with. let's just pretend his gimmick picture really is him. except the real him is taller. he's going to kick your ass, bitch. batpig - he hugs a LOT. many speculate his sexuality, but really, this big chinese panda bear is very straight, and gets a lot of boobs from his hugging rampages. as such, he is adept to grabbing large sacks (balls) in his large bosom; his catch rate is unrivaled. brain - with a name like brain, you'd think this skinny red-panted fiend would be last pick in a dodgeball game. you'd be wrong. brain's got this game down to a science, and i mean that literally. equipped with his self-powering linux laptop, he'll figure out where you're aiming in just a few keystrokes, and calculate how many inches to move in even less. brain'll fuck you up. lords - don't let his +4 helmet of intelligence and +4 shoes of geek fool you, lords' rigorous training in world of warcraft has made his response-time insanely short. his large size and insane mobility allows him to move so quickly that it is almost impossible to see him. don't let his insanely stupid username fool you either, lord sesshoumarou is NOT a fan of anime. anymore.