Supreme judge moot is here to weigh the field.
MATCH 1- aamto vs stoo
aamto, man, i am so sorry, but you just could not stay on tune at all during this bit. your voice didn't fluctuate at all, and was completely deadpan monotone at some parts. while stoo's mic was obscenely low, he was able to stay on tune and sing actually rather pleasantly.
MATCH 2- dak v StrangerDanger
i'm going to give dak some credit here; he sang pretty decently despite laughing through some bits. he actually fucking hit the high notes, which was fucking cool. nice job dak, but unfortunately, strangerdanger sounds too much like fucking elton john. i seriously jizzed myself. wanna go out?
MATCH 3- BlueKirby v SevenDeadlySins
BlueKirby's was excellent, and the raspy notes of the flu seemed to actually add to the entire sound. SevenDeadlySins, man, you did good too, but BlueKirby barely edges you out.
MATCH 4- DM v LonelyNess
Went into this one with some high expectations, I can say, from the IRC logs.
LonelyNess, fantastic work impersonating and making one of the worst songs in existence reasonably better. You did good making the ella ella ella and ey ey eys short and concise to stay on proper time, and you were on tune through the entire thing. DM on the other hand, was fucking ridiculous and made me shit myself. For someone who had never heard the song before and massacred it to that degree, you deserve this win.
Loved the intro, by the way. xD
MATCH 5- Mekkah v Carl
Carl, my boy, I could hear your boys shrivel when you hit those high notes in the verse, but it was worth it- you win this since you don't have a dutch accent ruining arguably the best mockeries of the worst toy industry creation. Plus you stayed on time and in tune. Mekkah...just wow man. Points for effort. I laughed.
MATCH 6- pookar v moi
pookar unfortunately wins by default. i could not comprehend you at all, moi. sorry. pookar, you actually did really well and I was surprised. you managed to hit most of the high notes except for the first chorus. good job.
MATCH 7- Hipmonlee v AceMatador
AceMatador wins by default for having the exact pitch required for I Want It That Way. Couldn't have done it better myself.
MATCH 8- thunda v Shade
Shade I could not hear you at all. Fucking stop being afraid of what your parents are gonna say. thunda I could at least hear you and what I heard I liked.