Smogon Premier League 3 - Official Smack Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon Premier League' started by LonelyNess, Dec 27, 2011.

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  1. Darkaxis

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    Starks may have the best lineup but Tigers have the heart and the sexiness.
  2. PK Gaming

    PK Gaming The truth is in my hands
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    SHOTS FIRED

    HEY GUESS WHAT, BIG NEWS.
    LIKE HOLY SHIT STOP THE PRESSES THIS IS A HUMONGOUS DEAL SORT OF NEWS.

    -Alpha Ruiners have the stupidest fucking catch phrase. Maybe you guys are just like preemptively the worst fucking piece of trash team that ever lived and I don't even know it yet, but hey look Ijustgotalpharuined is exhibit A I guess.

    -Team Raiders? You can't be serious, who came up with such a corny team name anyway. I wonder what kind of shitty thing I did to witness such a terrible team name.

    -Wailord is fucking terrible competitively, why are they being represented by such a weak pokemon? Other than, I can't find any flaws for the Bigs. Then again when you're already perfect to start with how does one find flaws?

    -The Scooters are the biggest posers / hipsters that ever lived. Alakazam with 3D glasses? GET OUT WITH THAT SHIT, worst mascot ever. I really can't stand your mascot and the way it has 3D glasses, it just mothers me so much.

    -Woah scratch that, the only mascot I hate worse than the hipster esque Alakazam is that silly as fuck los tigres Raikou. THIS IS CASE IN POINT.

    -The Cryonicles are represented by Regice, do I really need to fucking say anything?

    -Tyrants. Really fucking clever, picking the worst gimmick on this site, (C_M's tyrant gimmick is barely tolerable.)and imagine an entire team based around that gimmick.

    -Classiest? More like scrubbiest. Has anyone ever looked at this team without at once turning skyward and erupting like a vomit volcano, answer me that.

    Mommy, did I do good?

    EDIT:

    -The only reason I left out the Wolfpack was because they're so irrelevant as a team they slipped my mind. In any case, you guys are the dogs of SPL, barely fit to lick any of the others teams boots. I'm not trying to bug you i'm trying to get you STEP IN LINE YOU FILTHY DOGS.

    -The winners of last years SPL. You are dead to me, past present and future. And above all, you ugly chomp faced douchebag elitist players.
    If I wasn't so bad at this game, I'd be consumed with trying to crush your team in any way possible. As soon as i'm done sucking I'm going to hunt you down and humiliate you.
    This is what I think of you Stark Sharks.
  3. Stone_Cold

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    stfu faggot
  4. reyscarface

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    He knows it, didnt say anythin bout Wolfpack cuz we da best.
  5. KnightoftheWind

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    Wolfpack has the worst catch phrase ever conceived and their players are a bunch of dickheads.
  6. franky

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    forgot to take your meds gramps
  7. Stone_Cold

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    hope you don't go 0-9 bro, i mean not playing since like wcop or some shit, hope your not washed up. (in which i assume you are)
  8. Foster

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    cryonicles to win all
  9. BIG loven

    BIG loven Not so little anymore

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    ^^das rite talk that shit
  10. franky

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    dgf goin in my games with a random team
  11. PK Gaming

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    Check again you estúpido hijo de puta egoísta. Odio todo lo que representamos y Bleach es un manga de puta de mierda. No estoy bromeando en torno a esta ESTO ES lo juro por Dios ENEMISTAD platónico.
  12. reyscarface

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    nice google translate
  13. Snunch

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  14. Pocket

    Pocket Nyanko Sensei >:3
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    Credits go to V-Affinity.

    TYRANTS ARE READY
  15. Playa

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    Iconic has a little willy
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    please dont let this thread be an embarrassment like last year
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  18. Stone_Cold

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  20. Zebraiken

    Zebraiken with splinters in our teeth, we're driven from our parallels
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    are you smashlloyd20 in disguise

    also zracknel your logos are sexy
  21. Stone_Cold

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    zracknel, make us a One Piece logo plz <3 we love your work
  22. VN.

    VN. the birds pt. 1
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    tyrants have this
  23. Solace

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    this guy knows whats up
  24. Blue_Blur

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    Whoever buys me 1600 microsoft points is the coolest team member ever!
  25. Scofield

    Scofield Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhh, Kate.......
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    damn, you must really hate my naming abilities...since I came up with both of those names...
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