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Smogon Premier League 3 - Official Smack Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon Premier League' started by LonelyNess, Dec 27, 2011.

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  1. SOMALIA

    SOMALIA Lonely Wanderer
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    Hey folks, enough with these gay jokes
    Coming from a bunch of dicks like yourselves
    Ya'll talk so much smack
    but ima educate yo fools and lay down these lyrics like a train track
    The tigers gonna wreck u niggas left and right
    u guys aint a hope to win this event in sight

    @Panamaxis
    [23:17:19] <panamaxis> somalia is good
    [23:17:22] <panamaxis> he always gets crits

    you think you lost to me cauz of hax?
    you dont even think when u send out ur mons, at times i think u play while ur on crack
    u gotta play with care if u wanna win,
    the way i see u play even the shittiest players with 3 digits can put in the bin
    ur lucky bw uu wasnt one of the tiers u chose
    or else i woulda put u down like i do to all of them hoes

    Im done with this loser
  2. Stone_Cold

    Stone_Cold
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    Roses are red
    Violets are yellow
    My road through spl is easy
    Im a happy fellow
    Theres quite a lot of teams I have to defeat
    MoP is my first victim, ill make him take down my meat

    After MoP comes Jackal and Bloo
    They aren't even threatening, but rather cute as pikachu
    Tennis is next and he can't beat me
    FFS dat nigga chose 12 battlers who play VGC
    Poor delta can't he see
    Being retained is something that wasn't meant to be

    Huntofthelion is next, props to his draft
    Spending 50k in round 1, does dat nigga even know math?
    Thats beside the point and may seem cruel
    But then theres chaser
    Him and hunt were in the same math class in high school
    30k for worms I just don't don't see why
    That was more painful then snunch vs rey
    And snunch didn't even try

    Tyrants I didn't forget about you and your british theme
    But with 3 VGC managers you couldn't help but pick a bad team
    While you peasants read my poem, you'll question my might
    But you niggas can't get classier then stone
    Meowth thats rite!


    Plz plz hold the applause, I was tutored by Robert Frost.

    [​IMG]
  3. CMx

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    masterpiece of a poem
    gotta take a closer look at it
  4. KnightoftheWind

    KnightoftheWind
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    SOMALIA sucks dick
    Stone_Cold also sucks dick
    Word to your mother
  5. Furai

    Furai wellfare
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    holy shit stone that was amazing
  6. idiotfrommars

    idiotfrommars schemes and plots are the same thing
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    Stone with that high quality production.

    Notice you didn't mention the BIGs though. I wonder why...
  7. Stone_Cold

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    You drafted too many battlers for me to even give two shits about your team. Quantity > Quality when it comes to the BIGZ
  8. Taylor

    Taylor stardust infinite
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    *jabba and i been preppin*

    [​IMG]
  9. IronBullet93

    IronBullet93 Sitting on a cornflake
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    jabba really wanting that trophy yo be ware
  10. Swaggersaurus

    Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    i heard a rumuoiur that some of the people who have posted here in this htreadthat consider themselves to be adaequant pokemon battlers are in fact actually inadequate pokemon banttlers
  11. Solace

    Solace swing from the chandelier
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    funck you caught me
  12. Swaggersaurus

    Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    ok noone trash talk solance i will protext her
  13. panamaxis

    panamaxis Allons-y!
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    when a guy gets flustered because someone calls him weak, it's proof that he recognises that he IS weak.

    If you wanna brag about your wins on the UU ladder go for it, don't get mad when you get called out on it though.
  14. Swaggersaurus

    Swaggersaurus I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    i heard panamanxis sometimes opens a new tab in his browser for something









    and then completely forgets why
  15. panamaxis

    panamaxis Allons-y!
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    i'd post a retort but that's actually true...
  16. Blue_Star

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    EVERYONE does that...
  17. 6A9 Ace Matador

    6A9 Ace Matador veni, vidi, vici, VERSACE, VERSACE VERSACE

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    i heard from a reliable source bryan's resigning from ruiners management due to chasers unkael bidding leading to over-expenditure
  18. zarator

    zarator Credits to Mos-Quitoxe for the cute sprite^^
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    Stone Cold, that was... amazing
  19. FogHorn

    FogHorn formerly LeoMence

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    beautiful stone cold, that was beautiful.
  20. so we're rhyming now?

    Heads up stone, that poem made me sit and stare
    But SOMALIA wtf was that? that was too much to bear
    Bragging about a UU battle, but i know pana didn't care
    You only switched to UU because Energy Ball Jellicent can't be used there

    Word.

    Good luck to everyone.
  21. iss

    iss happily ever after
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  22. Agammemnon

    Agammemnon A wild Zubat appears!
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    Is it me, or has iss stolen iconic's avatar ? Please get your own personnality.
  23. Lady Bug

    Lady Bug 銀時 ☆彡 King of the Dessert ☆彡 銀時
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    So you're saying that's you in your avatar?
  24. tennisace

    tennisace Proximity to power deludes some into thinking they wield it.
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    There once was a boy named Stone
    And all he ever did was drone
    On and on about other teams
    He thought he could win, hint: in your dreams!
    While Los Tigres ascend to the throne.

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  25. Atticus

    Atticus Atticus
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    i think that tiger's teeth are infected or something
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