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Smogon Premier League 3 - Official Smack Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon Premier League' started by LonelyNess, Dec 27, 2011.

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  1. Floppy

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    hi kids calm the f*ck down gorgie is here

    the indie scooters are a 10/10 squad and you all need to sit the f*ck down
  2. Solace

    Solace some legends are told some turn to dust or to gold
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    floppy sux big time
  3. Tobes

    Tobes 「Cheezum」「Cripes」
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    Floppy is named thusly because he has erectile dysfunction HO ELSE THINKS IT
  4. Pocket

    Pocket Apo, the astronaut's best friend >:3
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    i think i know a urologist that may be able to save you gorgie
  5. MikeDecIsHere

    MikeDecIsHere And the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate.
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    I can't take Floppy seriously when he can't say fuck
  6. evan

    evan I did my best -- I have no regrets
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    who keeps thinking a "smack talk" thread is ever a good idea for this tournament? honestly it would have to take someone with the most severe mental disability this side of an "alternative" schooling facility to continue to post this thread each and every iteration of the tournament.
  7. Dubby

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    i think its a good idea cos its funny watching people insult each other on an internet forum
  8. Lamppost

    Lamppost I put the milk in first
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    i need ways to take my anger out besides punching people
  9. Lamppost

    Lamppost I put the milk in first
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    just kidding i'm not a fighter
  10. Jackal

    Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different
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    someone drafted evan?

    what the f*uck???
  11. Fishy

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    evan is a glam choice he only ups yr team image

    (barely) :kongler:
  12. Floppy

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    Fishy do not disrespect what you cannot understand

    evan is a masterclass trainer for the indie scooters and his prowess will make you wet your panties soon enough
  13. Butterfreeak

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    ur all done and rewer sucks
  14. az

    az I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    word is butterfreeak has that extra e in his name on account of how much e he takes as in ecstasy because he cannot have a good time on a night out without it because when get gets drunmk he just thinks about how stuipd it is gettingdrunk iwth all these other people who he doesnt even like and its just a real down so he has to drop a few
  15. gec

    gec i've been crawling through the falling
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    i retract what i said
    chaser is no longer a shit

    az is now the biggest shit
    ho else think it??
  16. Smurf.

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    SHARKS? I love you guys but can you sign over your team name and logo over to us? I don’t see why wenches like OJAMA should be able to leech off the franchise glory of last season when cryos have acquired half the championship roster.

    Alpha Ruined!!” has to be THE fucking retarded team phrase of the century, in fact in only serves to highlight how much you guys choke on a massive dick at the final hurdle. Scofield left at the altar 3 times running? I’d bank on that..

    LOL Kevin Garrett…. Only thing that bigger than wailord is your fucking gimp head, please remove limitless off your dick long enough to play golden sun and get trashed, OR will you bullshit luck him like you lucked your way to Tour trophy? Also ffs why was fuckkevingarett was removed from botw poll, now all the people that voted for the two of you are stuck watching you play ojama >.>

    Team Raiders? LOL the premier HOMOSEXUAL team in spl, just take a look at your logo for fucks sake… I think you set yourselves up for a lifetime of mediocrity after drafting lonelyness last season, why do you even exist still? Holy shit Jabba is manager of this team?? That’s the sealer, what an absolute gaycunt team. He’ll probably ban me and half our roster conveniently the week Cryos play arse-raiders to give them a chance..


    los tigres drafted THREE fucking vgc players… (cue slow, sarcastic clap)

    Wolfpack. You retained reyscarface? Fuck me what kind of bud are you smoking over there in #awoo I want in. Your catch phrase is second only to ruiners in terms of sheer stupidity. <Tito> smurf, why didn’t you get me? Now im fucking stuck with reyscarface.. GOOOD START GUYS!! Don’t worry ironbullet93 I will give you a chance by using early bird houndoom and thick fat azumarill again this year ;)
  17. HellPowna

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    good luck ihih
  18. Smurf.

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    Oh yeha i forgot to talk about that cretin SOMALIA... since your pathetic playing career has no apparant prospects, i suggest you become a FULL-TIME RAPPER

    SIIIIIIIKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! YOU ARE SHIT AT RAPPING TOO...

    lemme show you how its done... 'im about to end your whole career, but im not a rapper...'

    “Sweet dollar tea from McDonald's................... I drink that.
    Supa hot fire............................................... I spit that.
    2 and a Half Men........................................... I WATCH THAT”.

    WHOOOOOOAAHAHHHHH IS YOUR MIND BLOWN????.... but im not a rapper..

    Glasses
    Jacket
    Shirt
    Call me... glasses,jacket,shirt man
    Or call me 'Supa hot boy' 100 degrees, leather jacket cause' I'm supa' hot BOIIIIIIIIIII!
  19. Solace

    Solace some legends are told some turn to dust or to gold
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    smurf are you ok?
  20. Taylor

    Taylor stardust infinite
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    lol monsters in our pockets
  21. franky

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    lmfao smurf does not give one fuck at all
  22. SOMALIA

    SOMALIA I am the King.
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    LOL at this clown, im in a rush atm your lucky i cant give you a lesson in rhymes and punishment.
  23. Cybertron

    Cybertron Can't hit WoW
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    i broke up with my ex girl.... here's her number
    SIKE! das the wroooooooong numba!
  24. San_Pellegrino

    San_Pellegrino the eternal dreamer
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    it's a bird!

    it's a plane!

    no, it's.............the PR PIRATES!
  25. CalzoneCannon

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    Ray Rizzi couldn't beat even one of my pokemon, that's right I wen there! Uh huh
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