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Smogon Premier League 3 - Official Smack Talk Thread

Discussion in 'Smogon Premier League' started by LonelyNess, Dec 27, 2011.

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  1. HART4FLOON

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  2. JabbaTheGriffin

    JabbaTheGriffin Stormblessed
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    I heard this is where we post our rappings and I would like to join in

    Get ready to get your asses raided
    Your mothers fucked, your sisters dated
    The Team Raiders are free from our chains
    LonelyNess is gone, we can finally win a game

    The Dragonspiral Tyrants, rulers of delusion
    Amateurs of destruction, masters of confusion
    Should have stuck with being brits
    Now you're just a gimmick, a bunch of twits

    Wifi Wolfpack, go back where ya'll belong
    To the wifi forum, tradin bronzongs
    Here's a simple request: sit the fuck down
    back the fuck up and admire the crown

    The Ever Grande Bigs, my former squad
    Ruled by Fabbles and his kickin bod
    I miss you all, you're all one in a million
    I'd love to insult you, but my high school didn't teach Brazilian

    Yo Tigers you know you only get one vgc slot?
    Seriously the Ha dynasty is all you got
    Double the mons doesn't double the skill
    The Raiders look forward to an easy kill

    Ruiners better hope EW is the next coming of Christ
    And hell for 30k his ass better be nice and tight
    I'd say we're going to ruin the Ruiners, but actions speak louder than words
    Gonna blow you bitches up like Angry Birds

    The Sharks' bark is worse than their bite
    We're the real predators and our jaws clamp tight
    As you hand us your trophies, feel free to bow
    Damn we're so good, go ahead and do it now

    Of course a Stone team is no longer classy
    That motherfucker's the definition of trashy
    Ahoy matey, land a-ho!
    Just like US East, you niggas blow

    The Cryonicles started off the season cold
    Worst draft in the league from what I'm told
    Huntthelion were you even tryin?
    The few good players on your team are already cryin

    Scooters can go ahead and just scoot along
    No this isn't the yugioh forums, I think you're wrong
    And Atticus, you're no Dark Magician
    Look up to see those are my boots you're lickin
  3. makiri

    makiri My vast and supreme will shall be done!
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    Sharks don't bark?
  4. undisputed

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    maybe hes just saying you have no bite
  5. R Inanimate

    R Inanimate Grasp the earth, Grasp the World.
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    Why Bite when we can Crunch?
  6. Jackal

    Jackal I'm not retarded I'm Canadian it's different
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    Jabba that was glorious
  7. ENZ0

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    where is reverb
  8. Stone_Cold

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    Metro didn't do better then east in the world cup
    Get your shit straight and clean the shit you spit up
    Every year is the same shit, KG and Limitless
    Im sorry for not allowing you on east, beg me for forgiveness

    The Team Raiders are the most random squad this year
    Watching you draft them niggas made me shed a tear
    Shits more random then using the move Leer
    But whats to expect from a drunk ass queer

    Resent calling me out, i'll spit you my game
    Ill show your ass up and make you sit in shame
    Im gonna turn you into my persian, show you how to tame
    My bitch in an hour, bringing the classiest to fame

    Make pirate jokes all you want, try and ruin the show
    Your bitch ass is the one with a pirate logo
    Contradictive mother fucker? Go play on a pogo
    Disrespecting me like that? That shits a no-go.

    Were you hired by Lil Wayne?
    All your lyrics sound the same
    Goin hard in the paint, get on my game
    Take this dunce cap my nigga, you put the community to shame

    Remember the day, you messed with stone cold twenty two
    I have no respect for you
    You aint even better then Charizard Ninety Two

    Hide by your laptop nigga, I don't value your opinion
    When you fuck with SPL teams, you fuck with Stones minions
    Nigga respect me, my decisions aint risky
    Good luck in week 1, starting that girl Fishy
  9. az

    az I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    i heard sometimes jackal has regrets
  10. 6A9 Ace Matador

    6A9 Ace Matador veni, vidi, vici, VERSACE, VERSACE VERSACE

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    i heard sometimes fishy has regrets
  11. Furai

    Furai a Ωdefender // a αguardian
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    those rap songs are simply amazing
  12. CalzoneCannon

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    It was supposed to be Ray Rizzo...
  13. az

    az I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    ill bet she has one.............
  14. Fishy

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    i found rare footage of paul
  15. undisputed

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    Ahem..

    Ahoy its the pirates, and you can all go home
    Because I'm here to throw down like Aldaron's extra 21st chromosome

    and you dont even have to guess, you know were the best
    is that supposed to be a team, Ruiners? I'm not even impressed
    better hope that Worms and Meghan ghost every game
    or the rest of your team will bring the Ruiners shame

    but if you thought that was bad, try drafting all VGC-Clique users
    the Tigers will be just a sorry bunch of losers
    Better get used to losing, as you wont be a winner
    Were you throwing away money, or was it a gift to draft Synre? (pronounced "sinner"?)

    I laugh at Bluewind and his Smogon Tour plight
    Aldaron's got no brain left, because he's thinks he always right
    giving Atticus the Scooters is like handing him the reigns to the Titanic
    the Pirates will rape the Scooters with a dick that's gigantic

    Speaking of gigantic, then there's the Bigs
    Terrible manager with a team that not even Jumpluff can dig
    Did you draft Limitless because KG is limited?
    Or is it because no one else was interested?

    Look at the Team Raiders, what can I say...
    Why is Fishy on the team? Does she even play?
    I am still beside myself, as you can see
    I didn't think it'd be possible to draft worse than RBG

    What's up with the Tyrants and their infinitely poor management?
    A bunch of VGC'ers must have surely been an accident...
    That reminds me, I feel bad for ENZ0 and Heist
    Won't make playoffs because the rest of their team won't suffice

    speaking of bad, just look at the Wolfpack
    I thought they'd be good, but then I was taken aback
    People think 2-7 Rey can succeed, but I'm not a believer
    Playing for Jackal and Bloo must be worse than a seizure

    Oh silly me, I almost forgot
    Regice Logo because they Cryo's aren't hot
    I didn't think it'd be possible to have the worst draft two years in a row
    good thing I'm not on the team because that would blow

    word to your mother
  16. Bluewind

    Bluewind My appearance, ability, and awesomeness strike fea
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    Rey went 2-7 mind you

    Edit: Because I'm here to throw down like Aldaron's extra 21st chromosome

    Claps for educated rap
  17. Limitless

    Limitless Success is the best revenge.
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    i think you forgot it had to rhyme
  18. az

    az I DON'T NEED A MAN
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    can everyone who isnt in spl stop posting in this thread OH my goondness
  19. Smurf.

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    lol... are you in it?
  20. Solace

    Solace darling i'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
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    you missed the joke lol
  21. Iconic

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    THIS JUST IN:

    Smogon Admin Philip7086 has confirmed reports that he will be starring in a spinoff of TLC's hit show, Little People Big World. When we reached out to him for a comment, all he had to say was "das rite". Stay tuned for more.

    YO Bloo if you read this make my avatar our logo because I'm on my iPod. Thx slave
  22. Bluewind

    Bluewind My appearance, ability, and awesomeness strike fea
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    No, can't get rid of the cats ;_;!
  23. BIG loven

    BIG loven Not so little anymore

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    das rite bloo is iconics bitch
  24. Philip7086

    Philip7086 Myuu
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    I'm from the year 2012 and I still see a red trophy under my name.
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