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Smogon Rap Battle
- Thread starter Sanders
- Start date
oh hey what's up bro SHIT IS ON
what's up Sanders, I see you've come back
glad to hear you finally grew some hair on your sack
back in the day, you were all the rage
but you left and now returned at a younger age
I'm the real deal, the motherfucking show stoppa
you're just a reject sneaking around COPPA
why don't you disappear for 9 more years
then I can legally give you one of my beers
jk ilu dude
what's up Sanders, I see you've come back
glad to hear you finally grew some hair on your sack
back in the day, you were all the rage
but you left and now returned at a younger age
I'm the real deal, the motherfucking show stoppa
you're just a reject sneaking around COPPA
why don't you disappear for 9 more years
then I can legally give you one of my beers
jk ilu dude
This is that real gangster pokemon rap shit
gone off the chronic,
eyes lower than milotic
Garchomp
once I get goin you cant stop this
I'm on top, not like hitmontop is
I got your bitch topless
dont try to flee,
My favorite move is block bitch
So I'm comin for your throat
but I dont fight niggas
I send out Machoke
Kush in the swisher
1 hit you might choke
So dont provoke, I wouldnt even come close
If I count past Uno, get zapped by my dos
I'm quick with the steel, i aint talkin agiligross
I got guns and pokemon ...
nigga you better know this
My scope peek-at-chu ..no rodents
You niggas littler than pichu, magnemite or elekid
plus yo my bitch make yo bitch look like grumpig
gone off the chronic,
eyes lower than milotic
Garchomp
once I get goin you cant stop this
I'm on top, not like hitmontop is
I got your bitch topless
dont try to flee,
My favorite move is block bitch
So I'm comin for your throat
but I dont fight niggas
I send out Machoke
Kush in the swisher
1 hit you might choke
So dont provoke, I wouldnt even come close
If I count past Uno, get zapped by my dos
I'm quick with the steel, i aint talkin agiligross
I got guns and pokemon ...
nigga you better know this
My scope peek-at-chu ..no rodents
You niggas littler than pichu, magnemite or elekid
plus yo my bitch make yo bitch look like grumpig
What's the story of motherfucking Balamory?
My raps are as dope as a drugged up Tory,
I'm the order of the crime, PC Plum,
Keeping all ya rhymes from under my thumb.
Sorry, I had to get that one off my chest.
Now back to Pwnemon, the little fuckfest,
He thins he's so clever? With his rappin' skillz?
Well if he thinks that then he must be on the pillz.
Pwnemon, you condom, you'd wish you don't exist,
when I lay ma hands on you with my knuckle-baring fist,
You're nothing, no-one, and I'll leave it at that,
'cause even though I don't know ya, I already think you're a twat.
My raps are as dope as a drugged up Tory,
I'm the order of the crime, PC Plum,
Keeping all ya rhymes from under my thumb.
Sorry, I had to get that one off my chest.
Now back to Pwnemon, the little fuckfest,
He thins he's so clever? With his rappin' skillz?
Well if he thinks that then he must be on the pillz.
Pwnemon, you condom, you'd wish you don't exist,
when I lay ma hands on you with my knuckle-baring fist,
You're nothing, no-one, and I'll leave it at that,
'cause even though I don't know ya, I already think you're a twat.
you can stretch rhymes but planet and dumbshit isn't even close no matter how you pronounce either lol
Did you think that rhymed, little guy?
why should i, take the time,
My thoughts are dark but my mind is bright
Yet I still won't shed the light
Your closed in the mind
I'm forever the sceptic
If not your forever pathetic
Braindead forget it
you need more than a medic, meditation or the strongest psychedelic
To see what the truth is
Once you see the light, you'll never undo it
You'll never see the light, you're too stupid
No need to prove it
I could try to enlighten you
I'd likely only frighten you
Your egotistic attitude won't let you accept deception of this magnitude
My knowledge is polished,
my third eye is throbbin
If I didn't live in America I'd probably be a shaman
Just listen in amazement,
I'd give you the truth
all you gotta do is face it
You take the blue pill
I am neo from the matrix
Did you think that rhymed, little guy?
why should i, take the time,
My thoughts are dark but my mind is bright
Yet I still won't shed the light
Your closed in the mind
I'm forever the sceptic
If not your forever pathetic
Braindead forget it
you need more than a medic, meditation or the strongest psychedelic
To see what the truth is
Once you see the light, you'll never undo it
You'll never see the light, you're too stupid
No need to prove it
I could try to enlighten you
I'd likely only frighten you
Your egotistic attitude won't let you accept deception of this magnitude
My knowledge is polished,
my third eye is throbbin
If I didn't live in America I'd probably be a shaman
Just listen in amazement,
I'd give you the truth
all you gotta do is face it
You take the blue pill
I am neo from the matrix
its time to up the levels again
mcs bring your game as we near post ten
eagle 4, mate your mum is so scatty
taking dick all day, right up the batty
your avatars so bent it reminds me of logan
who gets bummed everyday by hulk hogan
arsehole wider than a tennis court
oh mrs logan, why didn't you abort?
old man dm thinks hes got game
when really hes walkin with a zimmerframe
arthritis all up in this hood
incontinence? its out like a flood
veteran glen thinks hes so indie
i cummed on his mums face, right in the bindi
thats right mate, your mother is brown
got shagged in an alley in china town
you're all nearly as gay as cookie
and he takes dick like he aint no rookie
mcs bring your game as we near post ten
eagle 4, mate your mum is so scatty
taking dick all day, right up the batty
your avatars so bent it reminds me of logan
who gets bummed everyday by hulk hogan
arsehole wider than a tennis court
oh mrs logan, why didn't you abort?
old man dm thinks hes got game
when really hes walkin with a zimmerframe
arthritis all up in this hood
incontinence? its out like a flood
veteran glen thinks hes so indie
i cummed on his mums face, right in the bindi
thats right mate, your mother is brown
got shagged in an alley in china town
you're all nearly as gay as cookie
and he takes dick like he aint no rookie
Look Logan, I like to keep it simplistic
before you turn narcissistic,
you're a mental rejection, who can't manage ejaculation,
all your knowledge is derived from your own stupid invention.
Yer, that's right, you're not really as bright
as you think you are.
You won't go far, to find your absolute stupidity
and whilst my rhymes use fluidity your raps have the rigidity
of an unborn child, which is what you are inside
I'm Eagle4 gone wild, you better run and hide
'cause you raps mean nothing, now you're satisfied?
Look, Logan, you're a needless slogan,
for advertising why the use of drugs makes ya brain-dead,
because that's what you're on, what you are in the head,
Really, Logan, you think you can impress,
with your fucked-up thoughts? Let me confess
Logan, you're a mess, I couldn't care less
about your supernatural unrest, or your alien distress,
because Logan, with what you possess you'll never be a success,
it's your weird little mind pulling up facts from your behind,
I could try to be kind and say that I like your rhymes
But that would be wrong you oblong dong,
So really in truth, your rhymes are from youth,
as in the youth of a four year-old,
so now I'm sold that whilst your theories are bold
they're turning cold and oops, they've slowed
into a fuckfest of moronity you insignificant chode.
I'm done.
Actually no. @Shade:
Let's keep it christmas themed, it's what this season's for,
let me start off by saying that your mum's a ho-ho whore.
She'll jingle her bells, and whilst her fanny smells,
It's so big that fucking it could be considered vore.
And oh, your mum, you don't know what she did t'ya
Messing up your brain whilst givin' people chlamydia,
I wouldn't touch her, you don't know where she's been,
I mean no one could've foreseen
Those actions of obscene
and unclean
profanity with your uncle
which developed that caruncle.
Shade, you're looking grey, fifty shades to be precise,
which is what your mum read as she was scratching her pubic lice.
And whilst the amounts of time your mum's fucked is listless,
At least I can offer you this: Merry Christmas!
before you turn narcissistic,
you're a mental rejection, who can't manage ejaculation,
all your knowledge is derived from your own stupid invention.
Yer, that's right, you're not really as bright
as you think you are.
You won't go far, to find your absolute stupidity
and whilst my rhymes use fluidity your raps have the rigidity
of an unborn child, which is what you are inside
I'm Eagle4 gone wild, you better run and hide
'cause you raps mean nothing, now you're satisfied?
Look, Logan, you're a needless slogan,
for advertising why the use of drugs makes ya brain-dead,
because that's what you're on, what you are in the head,
Really, Logan, you think you can impress,
with your fucked-up thoughts? Let me confess
Logan, you're a mess, I couldn't care less
about your supernatural unrest, or your alien distress,
because Logan, with what you possess you'll never be a success,
it's your weird little mind pulling up facts from your behind,
I could try to be kind and say that I like your rhymes
But that would be wrong you oblong dong,
So really in truth, your rhymes are from youth,
as in the youth of a four year-old,
so now I'm sold that whilst your theories are bold
they're turning cold and oops, they've slowed
into a fuckfest of moronity you insignificant chode.
I'm done.
Actually no. @Shade:
Let's keep it christmas themed, it's what this season's for,
let me start off by saying that your mum's a ho-ho whore.
She'll jingle her bells, and whilst her fanny smells,
It's so big that fucking it could be considered vore.
And oh, your mum, you don't know what she did t'ya
Messing up your brain whilst givin' people chlamydia,
I wouldn't touch her, you don't know where she's been,
I mean no one could've foreseen
Those actions of obscene
and unclean
profanity with your uncle
which developed that caruncle.
Shade, you're looking grey, fifty shades to be precise,
which is what your mum read as she was scratching her pubic lice.
And whilst the amounts of time your mum's fucked is listless,
At least I can offer you this: Merry Christmas!
I didn't wanna have to do y'all like dis...
You sound like your bitch
Logan this Logan that
I hit it then I'm gone
She like where Logan at?
Can't manage ejaculation?
Homie manage that
Say what you want
None of it is true
I ignore the bitches that ignore you
Dark bitches, blond bitches
Your new bitches my old bitches
who am I playin you get no bitches
More likely your throat itches
My rhymes are endless
Divine flow be a witness
I've heard it all a million times
Logan slogan hogan..
I'm on that DMT like Joe Rogan
Your up shits creek, get rowin
While I'm with your bitch and she's moanin
Once I'm in it then I own it
You hide your hobbys
I show her my pokemon then I poke it
Y'all really can't fuck with me
21 years old
with an ancient summerian new god flow
I'm just tryna let y'all know
that if your mind is closed theres no room for it to grow
oh
here logan goes again
talkin all that crazy shit
distrusting the goverment
Straight up out the mothership
Young Zeus in the booth
I strike thunder quick
Typing this shit same time while my blunt is lit
This rap shit, I'm runnin it
So.. come again?
You sound like your bitch
Logan this Logan that
I hit it then I'm gone
She like where Logan at?
Can't manage ejaculation?
Homie manage that
Say what you want
None of it is true
I ignore the bitches that ignore you
Dark bitches, blond bitches
Your new bitches my old bitches
who am I playin you get no bitches
More likely your throat itches
My rhymes are endless
Divine flow be a witness
I've heard it all a million times
Logan slogan hogan..
I'm on that DMT like Joe Rogan
Your up shits creek, get rowin
While I'm with your bitch and she's moanin
Once I'm in it then I own it
You hide your hobbys
I show her my pokemon then I poke it
Y'all really can't fuck with me
21 years old
with an ancient summerian new god flow
I'm just tryna let y'all know
that if your mind is closed theres no room for it to grow
oh
here logan goes again
talkin all that crazy shit
distrusting the goverment
Straight up out the mothership
Young Zeus in the booth
I strike thunder quick
Typing this shit same time while my blunt is lit
This rap shit, I'm runnin it
So.. come again?
shade you say i'm the gay one
when you're happy to polish my gun
your rhymes are like your sexuality, they're bent
your words curve back to where they're sent
so don't quit your day job giving me a blowjob
how else you gonna pay the rent?
while you're stabbing shite
i see things in black and white
and you're fifty shades of gay
24 hours of the day
but the sun set on you yesteryear
meet the real british empire right here
i call this 57 degrees in the shade because you just got burned, son
when you're happy to polish my gun
your rhymes are like your sexuality, they're bent
your words curve back to where they're sent
so don't quit your day job giving me a blowjob
how else you gonna pay the rent?
while you're stabbing shite
i see things in black and white
and you're fifty shades of gay
24 hours of the day
but the sun set on you yesteryear
meet the real british empire right here
i call this 57 degrees in the shade because you just got burned, son
in poker my playstyle rivers; it meanders
bitches black & white; panda panders
bitches black & white; panda panders
logan.... your raps.... are boring as shit
come up with something meaningful you meaningless twit
most of your rhymes are used for only promoting yourself
put them back where your trophies go, an unused shelf
if you're confused, just know, that i called you a loser
your rhyme schemes are even worse than that piece of shit bloo's were
bloo edit: lmao
come up with something meaningful you meaningless twit
most of your rhymes are used for only promoting yourself
put them back where your trophies go, an unused shelf
if you're confused, just know, that i called you a loser
your rhyme schemes are even worse than that piece of shit bloo's were
bloo edit: lmao
logan, fella, you're a spack
about as witty as your dads arse crack
you rhyme about yourself, you so vain
so start throwing disses, you huge fuckstain.
it could be worse, you could be eagle 4
rhyming about christmas, what a bore
just wait till it dawns that his mums a whore
saw her buying thrush cream at a drugs store
trust she gets her tits out for £1.50
to be fair her rack is quite nifty
especially when wrapped around my big hard cock
watch your feet fella, i jizzed in your sock.
now that leaves cookie, but thats okay
he just rhymes about dicks, what a gay
dreaming about me giving him a blowjob
when he sucks fat ones, the southern snob
back in prison, he loved to drop the soap
lads trust me here, his arsehole can cope
but still, respect, big up great britain
but don't try diss me, you'll get smitten
cookie crumbz thinks he calls the shots
when hes touching babies, asleep in their cots
kiddy fiddler, yeah for real
anal virginities, he loves to steal.
i love pounding your mum, right in the snatch
im serving the aces, its game set and match
about as witty as your dads arse crack
you rhyme about yourself, you so vain
so start throwing disses, you huge fuckstain.
it could be worse, you could be eagle 4
rhyming about christmas, what a bore
just wait till it dawns that his mums a whore
saw her buying thrush cream at a drugs store
trust she gets her tits out for £1.50
to be fair her rack is quite nifty
especially when wrapped around my big hard cock
watch your feet fella, i jizzed in your sock.
now that leaves cookie, but thats okay
he just rhymes about dicks, what a gay
dreaming about me giving him a blowjob
when he sucks fat ones, the southern snob
back in prison, he loved to drop the soap
lads trust me here, his arsehole can cope
but still, respect, big up great britain
but don't try diss me, you'll get smitten
cookie crumbz thinks he calls the shots
when hes touching babies, asleep in their cots
kiddy fiddler, yeah for real
anal virginities, he loves to steal.
i love pounding your mum, right in the snatch
im serving the aces, its game set and match
If this thread was a metagame and the forum's name reflects it's useage
Then it would be Poorly Used and forum would be renamed from smogon to sewage
I'm the Goddamn X5Dragon, noobs forfeit at the sight of my smiley stare *w*
So come at me bros I already went through mod bans and moody GFs, I don't care
Slapping ho's like an Oglemi spotting a cutie, evil presence like a Vader
Swag so mean Imma Ninahaza dat ass, Glen you a pretty dress like a Taylor
Shit's so fly like a rotom-flying with levitate
Super high rank versus no name users with lil flow and no ladder weight?
You can spinblock, wonder guard hack, spike stack and I'll still win that
My Starmie recovers, Toxics and spins, and would still have time left to travel back to gen 2 and learn attract
And that's just one mon from my legendary team, how's that for a rap?
Then it would be Poorly Used and forum would be renamed from smogon to sewage
I'm the Goddamn X5Dragon, noobs forfeit at the sight of my smiley stare *w*
So come at me bros I already went through mod bans and moody GFs, I don't care
Slapping ho's like an Oglemi spotting a cutie, evil presence like a Vader
Swag so mean Imma Ninahaza dat ass, Glen you a pretty dress like a Taylor
Shit's so fly like a rotom-flying with levitate
Super high rank versus no name users with lil flow and no ladder weight?
You can spinblock, wonder guard hack, spike stack and I'll still win that
My Starmie recovers, Toxics and spins, and would still have time left to travel back to gen 2 and learn attract
And that's just one mon from my legendary team, how's that for a rap?
Wrong thread buddy, yours is another page down
I was shocked to pull up the album and find your skin isn't brown
Just look at you, you look like you'd be waiting tables for the Taliban
I'd write some more but I'm worried they'll gun me down like Harry Callahan
I was shocked to pull up the album and find your skin isn't brown
Just look at you, you look like you'd be waiting tables for the Taliban
I'd write some more but I'm worried they'll gun me down like Harry Callahan
Why so serious son? The world doesn't deserve all that rage
You sure look like you got caught by the Taliban, look at that hostage face
The clock on that wall is ticking down on your time in this thread
Maybe you should stop writing and spectate with the rest instead
You sure look like you got caught by the Taliban, look at that hostage face
The clock on that wall is ticking down on your time in this thread
Maybe you should stop writing and spectate with the rest instead
I wasn't going to say anything but I'll put you in your place
You do realize that rage doesn't even rhyme with face?
And here's another thing, it's not opinion it's a fact
That sure as hell doesn't even rhyme with attract
It'd be one thing if you were only just pronouncing words wrong
But you're just mixing end-rhymes to produce a really shitty turd song
And if that seems redundant, then I dunno what to say
But I've had diarrhea twice after glancing at your wordplay
You do realize that rage doesn't even rhyme with face?
And here's another thing, it's not opinion it's a fact
That sure as hell doesn't even rhyme with attract
It'd be one thing if you were only just pronouncing words wrong
But you're just mixing end-rhymes to produce a really shitty turd song
And if that seems redundant, then I dunno what to say
But I've had diarrhea twice after glancing at your wordplay
You were sick before you entered this thread, don't blame it on me
You write marriage proposals in blood and a constipated face like you were banned to pee
Don't mock other people's rap schemes when yours are so monotonous
I burned you with every thing you threw at me so don't get worked up over your hypothesis
You write marriage proposals in blood and a constipated face like you were banned to pee
Don't mock other people's rap schemes when yours are so monotonous
I burned you with every thing you threw at me so don't get worked up over your hypothesis
KD24, it's time to play
Sittin in the lunch room by yourself, only friend is your cafeteria tray
Rapping hard, can't avoid me, can't get away
Aint no cheat codes for this one son, no action replay
You called me over here, wanted to hear what I had to say
This will be a massacre dude, this aint valentines day
But hey, have it your way
You wanted me, it's your judgement day
Gonna melt you like radioactive decay
Sorry this is jumbled, it's hard to say in an elaborate way
I guess i'll just say, it's your memorial day
Sorry I can't continue, was gonna turn you into papier-mache
But BBL, have a report due on Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine De Monet
Do I win?
Sittin in the lunch room by yourself, only friend is your cafeteria tray
Rapping hard, can't avoid me, can't get away
Aint no cheat codes for this one son, no action replay
You called me over here, wanted to hear what I had to say
This will be a massacre dude, this aint valentines day
But hey, have it your way
You wanted me, it's your judgement day
Gonna melt you like radioactive decay
Sorry this is jumbled, it's hard to say in an elaborate way
I guess i'll just say, it's your memorial day
Sorry I can't continue, was gonna turn you into papier-mache
But BBL, have a report due on Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine De Monet
Do I win?
Stone_Cold, we're Cool, but don't think you've got me defeated
Weather you like it or not, things are about to get Heated
And I guess your last rap was pretty Hot it kind of burned me
Just remember that when it came to battles you're the one who learned me
Yes son, I admit, I learned rapping faster from your lessons
But the student's about to beat the master and become the best And...
X5Dragon, notice that I don't exact rhyme while debuting wit?
That's because unlike you, I look sexy while I'm doing it
I got pretty lazy but I assume most of us have just been posting these on the fly. I'll post a legitimate response to lil dave when I get home tonight.
Ha...this guy in my math class the other day thought he was so filthy cuz he said I Ball like a fetus