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Smogon Rap Battle

Discussion in 'Congregation of the Masses' started by Sanders, Dec 1, 2012.

  1. Sanders

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    This has definitely been done before but I think it's time for a reboot.

    I'm not going to diss nothing so kindly come the fuck at me.
  2. DM

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    oh hey what's up bro SHIT IS ON

    what's up Sanders, I see you've come back
    glad to hear you finally grew some hair on your sack
    back in the day, you were all the rage
    but you left and now returned at a younger age
    I'm the real deal, the motherfucking show stoppa
    you're just a reject sneaking around COPPA
    why don't you disappear for 9 more years
    then I can legally give you one of my beers

    jk ilu dude
  3. Glen

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    BITIN MC'S IN DEBT, IT'S LIKE AN IOU
    CUZ MY RHYMES SO FLY THEY LIKE HM02
    OTHER RAPPERS JUST TOOLS LIKE A BATTLE FACTORY LOANER
    HATIN CAUSE THEY SWAG BOUT AS REAL AS TOMBSTONER
  4. Logan

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    This is that real gangster pokemon rap shit

    gone off the chronic,
    eyes lower than milotic
    Garchomp
    once I get goin you cant stop this
    I'm on top, not like hitmontop is
    I got your bitch topless
    dont try to flee,
    My favorite move is block bitch
    So I'm comin for your throat
    but I dont fight niggas
    I send out Machoke
    Kush in the swisher
    1 hit you might choke
    So dont provoke, I wouldnt even come close
    If I count past Uno, get zapped by my dos
    I'm quick with the steel, i aint talkin agiligross
    I got guns and pokemon ...
    nigga you better know this
    My scope peek-at-chu ..no rodents
    You niggas littler than pichu, magnemite or elekid
    plus yo my bitch make yo bitch look like grumpig
  5. Pwnemon

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    hey logan, how ya been, whatchu doin in this thread
    i don't remember much except you're messed up in the head
    thinkin that some aliens came and colonized the planet
    well if that was true then why haven't they returned, dumb shit?
  6. Eagle4

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    What's the story of motherfucking Balamory?
    My raps are as dope as a drugged up Tory,
    I'm the order of the crime, PC Plum,
    Keeping all ya rhymes from under my thumb.

    Sorry, I had to get that one off my chest.
    Now back to Pwnemon, the little fuckfest,
    He thins he's so clever? With his rappin' skillz?
    Well if he thinks that then he must be on the pillz.
    Pwnemon, you condom, you'd wish you don't exist,
    when I lay ma hands on you with my knuckle-baring fist,
    You're nothing, no-one, and I'll leave it at that,
    'cause even though I don't know ya, I already think you're a twat.
  7. Logan

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    you can stretch rhymes but planet and dumbshit isn't even close no matter how you pronounce either lol

    Did you think that rhymed, little guy?
    why should i, take the time,
    My thoughts are dark but my mind is bright
    Yet I still won't shed the light
    Your closed in the mind
    I'm forever the sceptic
    If not your forever pathetic
    Braindead forget it
    you need more than a medic, meditation or the strongest psychedelic
    To see what the truth is
    Once you see the light, you'll never undo it
    You'll never see the light, you're too stupid
    No need to prove it
    I could try to enlighten you
    I'd likely only frighten you
    Your egotistic attitude won't let you accept deception of this magnitude
    My knowledge is polished,
    my third eye is throbbin
    If I didn't live in America I'd probably be a shaman
    Just listen in amazement,
    I'd give you the truth
    all you gotta do is face it
    You take the blue pill
    I am neo from the matrix
  8. shade

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    its time to up the levels again
    mcs bring your game as we near post ten

    eagle 4, mate your mum is so scatty
    taking dick all day, right up the batty
    your avatars so bent it reminds me of logan
    who gets bummed everyday by hulk hogan
    arsehole wider than a tennis court
    oh mrs logan, why didn't you abort?
    old man dm thinks hes got game
    when really hes walkin with a zimmerframe
    arthritis all up in this hood
    incontinence? its out like a flood
    veteran glen thinks hes so indie
    i cummed on his mums face, right in the bindi
    thats right mate, your mother is brown
    got shagged in an alley in china town

    you're all nearly as gay as cookie
    and he takes dick like he aint no rookie
  9. Eagle4

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    Look Logan, I like to keep it simplistic
    before you turn narcissistic,
    you're a mental rejection, who can't manage ejaculation,
    all your knowledge is derived from your own stupid invention.
    Yer, that's right, you're not really as bright
    as you think you are.
    You won't go far, to find your absolute stupidity
    and whilst my rhymes use fluidity your raps have the rigidity
    of an unborn child, which is what you are inside
    I'm Eagle4 gone wild, you better run and hide
    'cause you raps mean nothing, now you're satisfied?

    Look, Logan, you're a needless slogan,
    for advertising why the use of drugs makes ya brain-dead,
    because that's what you're on, what you are in the head,
    Really, Logan, you think you can impress,
    with your fucked-up thoughts? Let me confess
    Logan, you're a mess, I couldn't care less
    about your supernatural unrest, or your alien distress,
    because Logan, with what you possess you'll never be a success,
    it's your weird little mind pulling up facts from your behind,
    I could try to be kind and say that I like your rhymes
    But that would be wrong you oblong dong,
    So really in truth, your rhymes are from youth,
    as in the youth of a four year-old,
    so now I'm sold that whilst your theories are bold
    they're turning cold and oops, they've slowed
    into a fuckfest of moronity you insignificant chode.

    I'm done.

    Actually no. @Shade:

    Let's keep it christmas themed, it's what this season's for,
    let me start off by saying that your mum's a ho-ho whore.
    She'll jingle her bells, and whilst her fanny smells,
    It's so big that fucking it could be considered vore.

    And oh, your mum, you don't know what she did t'ya
    Messing up your brain whilst givin' people chlamydia,
    I wouldn't touch her, you don't know where she's been,
    I mean no one could've foreseen
    Those actions of obscene
    and unclean
    profanity with your uncle
    which developed that caruncle.

    Shade, you're looking grey, fifty shades to be precise,
    which is what your mum read as she was scratching her pubic lice.
    And whilst the amounts of time your mum's fucked is listless,
    At least I can offer you this: Merry Christmas!
  10. Logan

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    I didn't wanna have to do y'all like dis...

    You sound like your bitch
    Logan this Logan that
    I hit it then I'm gone
    She like where Logan at?
    Can't manage ejaculation?
    Homie manage that
    Say what you want
    None of it is true
    I ignore the bitches that ignore you
    Dark bitches, blond bitches
    Your new bitches my old bitches
    who am I playin you get no bitches
    More likely your throat itches
    My rhymes are endless
    Divine flow be a witness

    I've heard it all a million times
    Logan slogan hogan..
    I'm on that DMT like Joe Rogan
    Your up shits creek, get rowin
    While I'm with your bitch and she's moanin
    Once I'm in it then I own it
    You hide your hobbys
    I show her my pokemon then I poke it


    Y'all really can't fuck with me
    21 years old
    with an ancient summerian new god flow
    I'm just tryna let y'all know
    that if your mind is closed theres no room for it to grow
    oh
    here logan goes again
    talkin all that crazy shit
    distrusting the goverment
    Straight up out the mothership
    Young Zeus in the booth
    I strike thunder quick
    Typing this shit same time while my blunt is lit
    This rap shit, I'm runnin it
    So.. come again?
  11. blarajan

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    I shall use this as a rebuttal to cookie, as I cannot be assed to do this.

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  12. cookie

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    shade you say i'm the gay one
    when you're happy to polish my gun
    your rhymes are like your sexuality, they're bent
    your words curve back to where they're sent
    so don't quit your day job giving me a blowjob
    how else you gonna pay the rent?
    while you're stabbing shite
    i see things in black and white
    and you're fifty shades of gay
    24 hours of the day
    but the sun set on you yesteryear
    meet the real british empire right here

    i call this 57 degrees in the shade because you just got burned, son
  13. forks

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    i hate sanders
  14. gookie

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    in poker my playstyle rivers; it meanders
    bitches black & white; panda panders
  15. kd24

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    logan.... your raps.... are boring as shit
    come up with something meaningful you meaningless twit
    most of your rhymes are used for only promoting yourself
    put them back where your trophies go, an unused shelf
    if you're confused, just know, that i called you a loser
    your rhyme schemes are even worse than that piece of shit bloo's were

    bloo edit: lmao
  16. shade

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    logan, fella, you're a spack
    about as witty as your dads arse crack
    you rhyme about yourself, you so vain
    so start throwing disses, you huge fuckstain.
    it could be worse, you could be eagle 4
    rhyming about christmas, what a bore
    just wait till it dawns that his mums a whore
    saw her buying thrush cream at a drugs store
    trust she gets her tits out for £1.50
    to be fair her rack is quite nifty
    especially when wrapped around my big hard cock
    watch your feet fella, i jizzed in your sock.

    now that leaves cookie, but thats okay
    he just rhymes about dicks, what a gay
    dreaming about me giving him a blowjob
    when he sucks fat ones, the southern snob
    back in prison, he loved to drop the soap
    lads trust me here, his arsehole can cope
    but still, respect, big up great britain
    but don't try diss me, you'll get smitten
    cookie crumbz thinks he calls the shots
    when hes touching babies, asleep in their cots
    kiddy fiddler, yeah for real
    anal virginities, he loves to steal.

    i love pounding your mum, right in the snatch
    im serving the aces, its game set and match
  17. X5Dragon

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    If this thread was a metagame and the forum's name reflects it's useage
    Then it would be Poorly Used and forum would be renamed from smogon to sewage

    I'm the Goddamn X5Dragon, noobs forfeit at the sight of my smiley stare *w*
    So come at me bros I already went through mod bans and moody GFs, I don't care

    Slapping ho's like an Oglemi spotting a cutie, evil presence like a Vader
    Swag so mean Imma Ninahaza dat ass, Glen you a pretty dress like a Taylor

    Shit's so fly like a rotom-flying with levitate
    Super high rank versus no name users with lil flow and no ladder weight?

    You can spinblock, wonder guard hack, spike stack and I'll still win that
    My Starmie recovers, Toxics and spins, and would still have time left to travel back to gen 2 and learn attract

    And that's just one mon from my legendary team, how's that for a rap?
  18. kd24

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    Wrong thread buddy, yours is another page down
    I was shocked to pull up the album and find your skin isn't brown
    Just look at you, you look like you'd be waiting tables for the Taliban
    I'd write some more but I'm worried they'll gun me down like Harry Callahan
  19. X5Dragon

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    Why so serious son? The world doesn't deserve all that rage
    You sure look like you got caught by the Taliban, look at that hostage face

    The clock on that wall is ticking down on your time in this thread
    Maybe you should stop writing and spectate with the rest instead
  20. kd24

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    I wasn't going to say anything but I'll put you in your place
    You do realize that rage doesn't even rhyme with face?
    And here's another thing, it's not opinion it's a fact
    That sure as hell doesn't even rhyme with attract
    It'd be one thing if you were only just pronouncing words wrong
    But you're just mixing end-rhymes to produce a really shitty turd song
    And if that seems redundant, then I dunno what to say
    But I've had diarrhea twice after glancing at your wordplay
  21. X5Dragon

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    You were sick before you entered this thread, don't blame it on me
    You write marriage proposals in blood and a constipated face like you were banned to pee

    Don't mock other people's rap schemes when yours are so monotonous
    I burned you with every thing you threw at me so don't get worked up over your hypothesis
  22. Stone_Cold

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    KD24, it's time to play
    Sittin in the lunch room by yourself, only friend is your cafeteria tray
    Rapping hard, can't avoid me, can't get away
    Aint no cheat codes for this one son, no action replay
    You called me over here, wanted to hear what I had to say
    This will be a massacre dude, this aint valentines day
    But hey, have it your way
    You wanted me, it's your judgement day
    Gonna melt you like radioactive decay
    Sorry this is jumbled, it's hard to say in an elaborate way
    I guess i'll just say, it's your memorial day
    Sorry I can't continue, was gonna turn you into papier-mache
    But BBL, have a report due on Jean Baptiste Pierre Antoine De Monet


    Do I win?
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  24. kd24

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    Stone_Cold, we're Cool, but don't think you've got me defeated
    Weather you like it or not, things are about to get Heated
    And I guess your last rap was pretty Hot it kind of burned me
    Just remember that when it came to battles you're the one who learned me
    Yes son, I admit, I learned rapping faster from your lessons
    But the student's about to beat the master and become the best And...
    X5Dragon, notice that I don't exact rhyme while debuting wit?
    That's because unlike you, I look sexy while I'm doing it

    I got pretty lazy but I assume most of us have just been posting these on the fly. I'll post a legitimate response to lil dave when I get home tonight.
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    Ha...this guy in my math class the other day thought he was so filthy cuz he said I Ball like a fetus

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