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zorbees

Chwa for no reason!
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Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat comin' my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid
 

Ditto

/me huggles
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Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
License plate said "fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-air
 
Ditto it seems as a rapper you're quite the Imposter
Will Smith's talents are the last thing we should foster
And zorbees was feeling quite lonely, like an island
Substituting Arielle for a girl by his own hand

Rappers that enter this thread, better be Careful
Cause the attack I'm bringing is nothin' but special
Fighter like Machamp, Dark but still Fly like Mandi
I'm Scrafty, I'm hood, I'm buzzin' off brandy

So while y'all are stuck searchin' on a thesaurus
I'm already movin' on to write the next chorus
By the end of this we'll know how the real King's Rock
Cause weak niggas will flinch and just have to stop
 

v

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more funny raps less crap
im prac
tically begging you to STAP

v_v
 

cim

happiness is such hard work
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come on vader don't be hatin on your user base
they've never posted anything good in the first place
you've just gotta accept that a forum isn't great
can we bring firebot back, i hope it's not too late
 

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