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Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by piglet, Jan 11, 2010.

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  1. wickdaggler

    wickdaggler

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    hey guys, where did piglet go?
    :(
  2. zapzap29

    zapzap29 The obssessive man of passion

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    I am Salamence.
    Has he Dragon Danced?
    Is it mixed or is it fat?
    Can he meteor?
    Or is it stuck into outrage.

    Leftovers or Life orb?
    Extra damage or life regain?
    We'll just let it Rage,
    Why does it deserve a page?
  3. cim

    cim happiness is such hard work
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    i think you just ruined black sabbath for me :(
  4. lonahte

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    Hey, Misdreavus can I?
    Hey, Misdreavus can I
    make Blissey stay if I
    take my life...ooorb?
  5. zapzap29

    zapzap29 The obssessive man of passion

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    My apologies Chris is me. Iron Man was stuck in my head while I was playing a match.
  6. cim

    cim happiness is such hard work
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    I'm a firm believer in that the proper way to use this thread is to post like zorbees and make random little pokemon puns, rather than replacing entire verses of songs with things that relate to the current competitive scene

    To avoid hypocrisy

    The Diglett Sleeps Alone Tonight
  7. frogbandit

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    ekans-ee clearly now the rain is gone :)

    EDIT: nice one darkanine
  8. Not Scicky

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    Get the fuck out.
  9. sumginazu

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    lookin like a fool wit yo 'mence on the ground
  10. Mountain Dewgong

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    METANG CLAN AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH
  11. KnightoftheWind

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    Yo guys, check it out
    Guess what happened to me
    (Another crazy story, come on AC)
    I was hanging at the server
    Just playing some Pokemon
    Working on my prediction
    (Yeah, we heard it all)
    I heard the users screaming
    I thought it was for me

    But then I saw a shadow
    It was 12 foot 3
    It was Jumpman16
    (What? What did he say?)
    (How 'bout some one-on-one, do you wanna play?)
    I told him why not, I got some time
    But when I beat you real bad
    Try not to cry

    (Please Aaron, are you for real?)
    (One-on-one with Jumpman16?)
    Yeah, admin from Smogon University
    (You must've been nervous)
    I knew I could take him
    Stared' at Jump, psyche him out
    I said Jumpman, you're in my house now
    Start the game the timer goes
    Pay attention close 'cause the story goes...

    It's like boom (boom)
    I lure his Scizor
    Like slam (slam)
    I heard the crowd screaming
    out jam (jam)
    I swear that I'm telling you the facts
    Cuz that's how I beat Jump

    So check it out
    I thought I had the lead
    But then he started sweeping me
    I was being hit by bricks
    Was he getting those kills?
    I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop

    I had a plan, that I could change the pace
    I said, Yo Jump you didn't use your Life Orb
    He switched out, I got a Swords Dance
    I'm taking him to school now, watch me all
    An Extremespeed, nothing but Mence
    Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
    Down by two, I'm catching up
    I guess your getting nervous
    Cuz you already lost

    Hit after Hit
    Switch after switch
    Noobs are cheering
    Aaron's the man

    Mods were shocked
    Couldn't believe it was real
    (I can't believe a kid just stuffed Jumpman)
    One more move, was all that remained
    I clicked on Stone Edge
    I put him in shame
    I must admit that it sounds real crazy
    but the attack hit
    Then he cried like a baby
    Sorry Jump, I should've let you win
    You're good too
    And we can still be friends

    The users went nuts
    They congratulated me
    Then I heard a voice
    And it sounded like my mother's

    (Get up for school, you're gonna be late!)
    Ma, can't you see that I'm playing Pokemon?
    (How you could be playing if you're still in bed?)
    (Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?)
    Aw, man it was all a dream
    I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me

    If it was a dream and it wasn't real

    How'd I get an account with the name Jumpman!?
    Woah...
  12. Reflect Suicune

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  13. cim

    cim happiness is such hard work
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    Did you just copy and paste the lyrics and missed this line or something?

    It totally ruined a *cough* otherwise spectacular effort *cough* for me.
  14. frogbandit

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    I pikachu in the shower

    EDIT: jk, but i should raichu an apology shouldn't i
  15. KnightoftheWind

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    Thank you CIM. You should get that cough looked at too. Koffing like that, left alone, will soon become Weezing.
  16. Bynine

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    Hey, Metang@, don't make it bad
    Take a terrible team and make it better
    Remember to let no item into your heart
    Then you can start to be your own team
    Hey, Metang@, don't be afraid
    You were made to be a meme
    The minute your name is respoken
    Then you begin to make Smogon better.
    And any time you feel the pain, hey, Metang@, refrain
    Don't carry an item upon your shoulders
    Well don't you know that its a fool who plays Scizor
    By making his world a little bullet-punchier
    Hey, Metang@! Don't let Smogon down
    You have found an @, now go and get it
    Remember, to let no items into your @
    Then you can start to be your own team
    So be a meme, be a meme, hey, Metang@, begin
    You're waiting for someone to perform with
    And don't you know that it's just you, hey, Metang@,
    You'll do, the movement you need is a simple @
    Hey, Metang@, don't make it bad
    Take a terrible team and make it better
    Remember to let no item into your heart
    Then you can start to be your own team
  17. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    thanks for that brand new, completely original, not outdated nor grossly overused joke
  18. Thorns

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    I can feel it coming in the air tonight
    oh lord
    and I've been waiting for this moment for aaall my life
    BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOFDOOF
  19. Critical_Hax

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    Swords Dance, gonna be okay
    Nothing to do but Swords Dance
    Skarm is in the Way

    Rapid Spin right round, Starmie
    Kill that Rotom, Starmie
    Right round, round, round
  20. TEA_DEMON

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    Oh god mental images.

    ;D
  21. Obesity

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    I thought it was pretty good. :\
  22. wickdaggler

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    You obviously thought wrong. Read the whole thread, and see why that post sucked.
  23. Black Buddha

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    I see a little [​IMG]huetto of a man..
  24. Little Battler

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    twinkle twinkle little starmie
    how I wonder what you are
    water psychic spinning round
    sweeping stuff all around
    twinkle twinkle little starmie
    don't forget to spin the rocks.
  25. chaos

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    you cant post in here with that avatar
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