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THERE AND BACK AGAIN
Episode V: The Mullet Strikes Back
by Adam Bojak
PROLOGUE:
There were a lot of storylines leading up to Nats 2011. First of all, I had a pimple on my lip that was the fucking be-all, end-all of lip pimples. It happens to me every half a year or so: I will feel something underneath the skin, kinda like a mineral deposit or something, and over the course of a couple weeks it will slowly rise to the surface and become an incredibly painful bump. It looks like a zit, but it’s not really, and I still have no clue its true origin. And, as you may have guessed from this huge setup, I began to feel one coming on the week before Indy. I was super pissed, because I knew it was going to be huge and angry and noticeable for the entire weekend, so I tried to hide it in every picture I was in. I did a decent job, and the rest of the time I was tearing it open trying to make it go away, so… yeah, fucking hated it.
Also, bunch of us had NO plans for Indy accommodations about three weeks or so before the trip. I went into #ducks one night and brought up the fact that I didn't know where I would be staying. Synre and evan both said the same thing, so we all agreed right then and there to get a room together. Naturally, the whole weekend was booked EVERYWHERE (thank you black fraternity) except for one or two places... but we couldn't get all the nights we wanted in a row, so we booked one hotel for Friday-Sunday nights and another one for Thursday. It would be Synre, Synre's friend Caleb, evan, and me. Already a pretty diesel room, I know.
As time passed, Synre told us Caleb was no longer going, so we scrambled for a new fourth. Phids mentioned he was interested, so he and I made plans for him to take a bus down to Buffalo and then ride down to Indy with me. Everything seemed hunky dory… until CARLOS came along.
I was in the chat one night when I was notified by evan that we would have a fifth person staying with us in our room. On top of that, none of us knew who the fuck it was: Fishy was coming with a friend named Carlos, and she needed us to take him in like an animal shelter. We were all pretty steamed about it because the room would be way too full, so we all told her it wasn’t going to happen and that we would not bend on that decision. At one point, I was chatting with the guys and said something like: “Just wait, I bet Carlos turns out to be a super awesome dude, and we’re just being huge dicks about all this.” (Hint: I was right. Carlos fucking rules at life.)
Last, and most important of all… I couldn’t find the Red Corvette. After Indy the previous year, I had put it together with the Go Fish and Nicolas Gazin pins in a place where I could find them again, except I couldn’t. I turned my apartment upside down and inside out; I must’ve looked through the suitcase I used 3 times. I then had my parents look for it in their house, and up in their attic, and turned up absolutely nothing.
I was despondent; I could barely contain my sadness. I had lost a Smogon relic. I went into #smogon and told everyone with a heavy heart that it was gone forever, and it killed me inside. Finally, right before the trip, I was over at my parents’ house and I went up in the attic where they have some boxes of my crap stored. In one last effort, I went through everything that was there, box by box, until I got down to the final box. My last chance. And I opened it up, looked inside… AND THERE THEY WERE. Holy fuck, that was a great feeling.
At that point, I knew the Pokegods were smiling upon me, upon Smogon, and upon Smocon 2011. And off we go! (EDITOR’S NOTE: Sorry, but I just can’t be arsed to write a description for every single person yet again. If you want to read them, look at last year’s. Be happy I even finished this piece of crap at all.)
Once again, the Hero of our story!
Adam "DoomMullet" Bojak
Occupation: Protagonist
Description: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
And again, the Men of Room 3360!
Jason "Articuno64" Wynja
Jason "Fish" Fisher-Short
More reappearing characters!
Mike “Atlas” Dupuis
Paul “zerowing” Hornak
Mike "skarm" Papagianis
Ian “EeveeTrainer” Garvey
Stephen "Imawario" Shotwell
Evan “evan” Evandon Evanski
Alison “Fishy” McDonald
Robbie “Biffster” Miles
Danny “TTS” Zollner
Scott “Synre” Glaza
Huy “Huy” Ha
Duy “commi$$ioner” Ha
Luke “tad38” Swenson
Mike “OmegaDonut” Suleski
Andrea “andrea” Shaffer
Alan “Dubs” Sutterlin
Bill “mingot” Young
Len “Alaka” Deuel
Tyler “tyler” Hagan
Joseph “Ninahaza” Ninahaza
Kamaal “Sixonesix” Harris
Daniel “dtrain” Levinson
??? “Nekusagi” ???
Others that our Heroes met on this journey:
Geoff “Phiddlesticks” Hamilton
Description: My driving buddy! I had always followed him on the forums, ever since he caught my eye with that Homestar Runner gif avatar. A great poster, a great user, a great passenger for an interstate drive.
Malison Young
Description: I missed meeting Mal the previous year (which isn’t surprising; I’m double her age, we don’t exactly run with the same crews.). Nice girl, I see a bright future for her in Pokemon battling. First female world champ?????
Carlos Fuentes
Description: This guy was everything I could have hoped for and more. Awesome to hang out with, and I’ve kept in touch with him since the trip and his art is INCREDIBLE. Pretty soon, we’ll all be walking around with t-shirts sporting his drawings.
Ernest “Giga-Punch” Tokenblackguy
Description: the Token Black Guy. (Ninahaza is just the Jesus.) A strange but good kid. Somehow survives in black jeans in 95 degree heat.
Justin “JabbaTheGriffin” Strausser
Description: MAH NIGGA. I truly see a lot of myself in him. I may have hung with him while drinking 5 years ago, but alas, the padawan has now become the master.
Rushan “Firestorm” Shekar
Description: My brown brother from another mother. We’ve grown closer as friends through our shared commiseration about our hockey teams.
Chad Skoch
Description: andrea’s man. For a guy who doesn’t play Pokemon like me, he sure did represent the shit outta Smogon in the LCQ.
Ray “BlueCookies” Rizzo
Description: Da Champ. We actually had met briefly the year before, but for some reason never talked at length. I’m glad I got to know him better this time around, awesome guy.
Joel “CaptKirby” Moore
Description: The pictures did the beard justice. Pretty close in real life to how he is on the internet, except he really is a big softie on the inside. Also a plushie and Pokemon card magnate.
Edward “iss” Fan
Description: One of the young Smogoners. Part of this site’s great future.
Catherine “caffwin” Yadon
Description: I had seen her in Arti’s/Firestorm’s photos for a while, and I knew the name caffwin, so it was nice finally to connect a face with a name. Cool girl, an understated internet female.
Tom “TeeJ” Vehlewald
Description: Another true old schooler. It’s so cool to meet people that have been in the community longer than some of them have been alive.
Nick McCord
Description: The Man, the Myth, the Mystery. The best event host I have ever seen, just a freaking hilarious guy. I was so jealous when I heard people hung out with him at a bar the year before, so I made sure I spent more time getting to know him this time.
Aaron “Cybertron” Zheng
Description: One half of the newest craze, the Zheng Dynasty. Rising to prominence when he placed 17th the previous year, he quickly rose through the Pokemon ranks.
Brandon “Babbytron” Zheng
Description: The littlest human I’ve ever seen, but he battles like Shaq. Cannot be stopped, can only be contained.
Enosh “Human” Shachar
Description: Another young Smogoner. Represented the website well.
Jimmy “Team Rocket Elite” Kwa
Description: I only spoke with him a couple times, but he was a real nice guy, just super quiet.
Randy "R Inanimate" Kwa
Description: TRE’s brother. The Kwa Dynasty had a pretty good showing itself. Randy was even quieter than TRE, probably because he knew none of us.
Dillon “Alphabet123” O'Donovan
Description: The VGC troll. Fucking FISSURE, bro.
Vince “HitmonRocker” Taylor
Description: An awesome kid, one of the next great Smogon battlers.
Matt “Deagle” Sybeldon
Description: Oh, uh, I mean, “bearsfan092”! Super funny guy, I hadn’t talked to him much on the forums but he’s a pretty cool dude.
Syed Kamran
Description: Friend of bearsfan. Only got to hang out with him briefly at Scotty’s, cool guy though.
CHAPTER ONE: Wednesday, July 6th
So there I was, on my way to the local Megabus station to pick up Phiddlesticks. He had decided to come down from Hamilton, Ontario to hitch a ride down to Indianapolis with me. On the way there, I figured it would be an appropriate time to officially start the trip:
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There was so much Buffalo cuisine that I wanted to share with Phids, but for his first visit I settled on the best and obvious choice: pizza and chicken wings. We went to a local place down the street from my house for the food, and ordered two 2-liters with it. Turns out they don't have Cherry Coke up in Hamilton, so Phids was excited to get some. I chose Loganberry, another Buffalo local favorite.
After munching on dinner (we worked on it for an hour at least, it's so hard to stop eating pizza and wings), we booted up the Wii and started gaming. After he mopped the floor with me 1v1 in Brawl (I think I got one KO in 3 matches), we teamed up and destroyed some level 9s together. I can't take a level 9 by myself, but he and I made a bombtastic team.
He had noticed the Guitar Hero guitar in the back, so he wanted to play. He had told me he could beat everything on expert, so I pretty much demanded he rock out (all cocks were kept in).
After a little bit more gaming, I pulled out the couch bed for him and we decided to call it a night in order to get up early and prepare for the long drive in the morning.
CHAPTER TWO: Thursday, July 7th
We got up bright and early, excited about the coming trip. We both showered and got ready, and right before we walked out the door, I presented Phiddlesticks with the Red Corvette for his official picture.
We got on the road shortly after that and made our way slowly down through the states. As anyone who has talked to me knows, the drive from Buffalo to Indianapolis is bordering on unbearable; having a co-pilot this time around made things SOOOOO much better. We chatted about Smogon, music, hockey, and whatever else came up. We traded music-playing duties back and forth; I ended up playing almost exclusively post-rock (namely GY!BE), and Phids would respond with awesome mashups. Normally, I'm not a fan of mashups, but there is just something inherently awesome about someone rapping over songs from the N64's Goldeneye soundtrack. Also, he introduced me to an old school rap group called the Pharcyde, and it was funny, because during the early songs from the album I said, "Man, this guy's voice sounds just like this one song from an old rollerblading game I used to play on the PS2." I tried to describe the song I knew to him, but couldn't remember it right. Lo and behold, that very song was on his album, so I was delighted to finally find out who sang it.
The trip down wasn't SUPER noteworthy; it was mostly us talking about how much fun the weekend was going to be. The trip did have a recurring theme, as did the trip home: Phids CANNOT take a picture with his cell phone. He would try to snap pictures of every sign welcoming us to a new state, and every time his poor Virgin Mobile phonecam would fail extravagantly.
I did snap one picture that we felt was necessary for posterity's sake.
Naturally, I decided to take a video during the drive. It's much better with someone else helping, that way I'm not just talking to nobody all by myself.
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At long last, we made it into Indiana. We made a couple calls to people who were already there just to tell them we were rolling in, and we also touched base with Synre. My GPS led us directly to the hotel, and here is where I need to give a little backstory:
About a week before we were leaving, I happened to be chatting with Synre about our reservations (because I check everything incessantly, I don't trust anything these days) and when he looked at his confirmation email, the date it gave... was the DATE HE MADE THE RESERVATION. Meaning, we had nothing for Thursday night. He scrambled and did some detective work and came up with some hotel that had a room available Thursday night for a very reasonable price, except there was only supposed to be two people. Yeah, right, sure.
Back to the present... the GPS takes us off the highway, and we drove right by all the areas I recognized from last year and took us into a really posh, lush, upper-class neighborhood. We were a bit confused at first, and actually drove by the place once before circling back to check house numbers... and there it was. A goddamned HOUSE.
Yes indeed, we were about to spend a night in a bona fide bed and breakfast. We called up Synre and told him about this strange turn of events and found out he was on his way from the airport in a taxi. Phids and I stretched our legs and stood in the shade, admiring the house across the street from the hotel and its wonderful, lush side lawn. Bigass house, I really liked it.
Finally, Synre arrived. We said our hellos/greetings, then grabbed their bags and went to the front door. (I left my bags in the car to make it look like only two people were staying.) Upon getting to the porch we found the door locked, but there was a doorbell so Synre rang it. We waited, and were eventually answered by a nice, young woman who turned out to be the part owner with her husband. She welcomed us in (SUPER air conditioned, it was awesome, like a meat locker) and told us the rules of the house: quiet hours at 9, breakfast at 8, take anything you want in the snack room upstairs, etc. She also mentioned she had two daughters, which made my ears perk up (sadly, we never met them).
She took us upstairs to the room (sumbitch was called the "Rose Room") and let us in and... good lord. I had heard bed and breakfasts were nice, but I had no idea HOW nice. I mean, we were completely blown away by the quality of the room.
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There was a book on the table next to the window where people had left input on the room going back to about 2007. Phids read through it, and I did later, and we noticed that basically the only thing that ever happened in the room was people banging. Having been there for a night, I can safely say that place is a guaranteed panty-dropper. In one comment, the guy even said "thank you for letting me enjoy my wife like this again." I mean, seriously...
Anyway, we eventually brought my bags in as well and got ready to go out for the evening. We had been in contact with others who already were gathering at Scotty's Brewhouse. Phids noticed the high def TV had a damned DVD player built right into it; on the way out, I noticed there was a whole collection of movies for the guests to watch while banging.
We also checked out the snack room, in which there was free coffee, cookies, crackers, chips, pop, and water bottles. Just a really damned classy place.
The three of us hopped into my car and drove over the Brewhouse, parking in an alleyway right near the bar for (what we thought was) VIP parking. We walked up to the outside part and met up with everyone that was already there, mostly people I had already met the year previous. While I got reacquainted with everyone, I realized that I didn't really meet Mal the year before because she had been off doing other things the day mingot hung out at the hotel with us. It was then that I pulled the Red Corvette out of my pocket, surprising everyone. There were shouts of glee and jubilation at the recovery of such an important Smogon artifact. Mal had no idea what was going on, but I got the pic anyway.
We got comfy and started ordering food and drinks (Me? Drinks? Weird). It was a pretty low-key night at first, with everyone still shaking off whatever travel they had just completed.
Shortly thereafter, Fishy arrived with Giga Punch and Carlos. Carlos is, in fact, a super cool dude, and took one of the best Red Corvette pics ever.
After that, it was GP's turn.
Synre, being the big gay that he is, ordered a big gay drink. Seriously, you can't get more "Synre in a nutshell" than this pic.
ET arrived a little after that as well. When he expressed his disappointment at me losing the Red Corvette, I pulled it out of my pocket to show him it wasn't lost after all. He got super happy to see it, and then pulled out of his bag another Smogon relic: A NICOLAS GAZIN PIN. Two relics together.
People started pouring in then. Before long, I was meeting new Smogoners left and right, and I took a video just to show how rollicking of a time we were having.
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The Red Corvette really worked overtime that night. Next was JabbaTheGriffin.
Then, at long last, my buddy Firestorm.
When he found out that stupid zerowing (you will never be makiri to me) had bunny-eared him, he asked for another one.
Andrea had arrived as well with her boyfriend Chad, as well as BlueCookies and dtrain. I explained the Red Corvette to Chad, and he was all about it.
The couches were really beginning to fill in around then. I have to imagine Scotty's loves our group, because all we do is show up in droves and drink and eat everything.
As I was talking to BlueCookies, we both suddenly realized that I only spoke with him briefly the year before and never got a Red Corvette pic. We remedied that quickly.
Jabba and I got to talking, and one of the first things he wanted to do was buy me a shot. Oh come on, as if I would say no!
Fishy got a pic right after it went down. I know our faces look pained and disgusted, but trust me, that GrandMa went down smooth as SILK.
Ninahaza was already starting to doze off, visions of Jigglypuff dancing in his head. (Don't worry, he got right up and got back in the party.)
As the night wore on, Jabba and I talked more of our drinking skills. Eventually, he challenged me to a chugging contest, and as you might imagine, I'm not one to back down.
I will say that I don't chug as much as I used to, but he still flat out beat me. I had heard about his alkie prowess, and I was not disappointed.
Shortly after, GP thought he could take Jabba on as well.
Ummmm, yeah, it wasn't even close. GP = noob chugger. STICK TO BURGERS.
By this time, it was pretty late and our party had gotten quite large. It was awesome to meet so many new people while getting back together with all the great oldies.
Atlas was there as well, which was great. I hadn't seen him since Las Vegas in 2008, so I gave him a proper welcome.
Just to give you an idea of how large (and diverse, heh) our group was, this is about HALF of us.
This is the point in the night where the beer got to me a little and I stopped taking pictures of actual events or people.
Well, that's not ENTIRELY accurate. Indie evan finally showed up after his facemelting band's show ended, so he got into the picture mood.
It was getting pretty late and people were getting tired, so we decided to call it a night. We walked back to my car, which wasn't very far, and upon getting there found I had a fucking parking ticket. Why, you might ask? Because apparently, in that alleyway, you can't park in front of the curb that is painted. There was no goddamned sign saying that, and I parked behind a row of cars and figured I was okay, but NOOOOOOOOOO. $35 out of my pocket. Bastards.
The four of us (now including evan, ROOM AWESOME ASSEMBLED) got back to the hotel and went to sleep. Well, kinda. I was on the floor, and do you remember when I said it was like a meat locker? Yeah, in the middle of the night when the beer wore off, I was shivering myself awake every 10 minutes. It got to the point where I finally pulled the blanket off the bed a little bit and rolled underneath it, basically laying underneath the bed. Hell, it's not like I needed the rest for LCQs or anything.
Episode V: The Mullet Strikes Back
by Adam Bojak
PROLOGUE:
There were a lot of storylines leading up to Nats 2011. First of all, I had a pimple on my lip that was the fucking be-all, end-all of lip pimples. It happens to me every half a year or so: I will feel something underneath the skin, kinda like a mineral deposit or something, and over the course of a couple weeks it will slowly rise to the surface and become an incredibly painful bump. It looks like a zit, but it’s not really, and I still have no clue its true origin. And, as you may have guessed from this huge setup, I began to feel one coming on the week before Indy. I was super pissed, because I knew it was going to be huge and angry and noticeable for the entire weekend, so I tried to hide it in every picture I was in. I did a decent job, and the rest of the time I was tearing it open trying to make it go away, so… yeah, fucking hated it.
Also, bunch of us had NO plans for Indy accommodations about three weeks or so before the trip. I went into #ducks one night and brought up the fact that I didn't know where I would be staying. Synre and evan both said the same thing, so we all agreed right then and there to get a room together. Naturally, the whole weekend was booked EVERYWHERE (thank you black fraternity) except for one or two places... but we couldn't get all the nights we wanted in a row, so we booked one hotel for Friday-Sunday nights and another one for Thursday. It would be Synre, Synre's friend Caleb, evan, and me. Already a pretty diesel room, I know.
As time passed, Synre told us Caleb was no longer going, so we scrambled for a new fourth. Phids mentioned he was interested, so he and I made plans for him to take a bus down to Buffalo and then ride down to Indy with me. Everything seemed hunky dory… until CARLOS came along.
I was in the chat one night when I was notified by evan that we would have a fifth person staying with us in our room. On top of that, none of us knew who the fuck it was: Fishy was coming with a friend named Carlos, and she needed us to take him in like an animal shelter. We were all pretty steamed about it because the room would be way too full, so we all told her it wasn’t going to happen and that we would not bend on that decision. At one point, I was chatting with the guys and said something like: “Just wait, I bet Carlos turns out to be a super awesome dude, and we’re just being huge dicks about all this.” (Hint: I was right. Carlos fucking rules at life.)
Last, and most important of all… I couldn’t find the Red Corvette. After Indy the previous year, I had put it together with the Go Fish and Nicolas Gazin pins in a place where I could find them again, except I couldn’t. I turned my apartment upside down and inside out; I must’ve looked through the suitcase I used 3 times. I then had my parents look for it in their house, and up in their attic, and turned up absolutely nothing.
I was despondent; I could barely contain my sadness. I had lost a Smogon relic. I went into #smogon and told everyone with a heavy heart that it was gone forever, and it killed me inside. Finally, right before the trip, I was over at my parents’ house and I went up in the attic where they have some boxes of my crap stored. In one last effort, I went through everything that was there, box by box, until I got down to the final box. My last chance. And I opened it up, looked inside… AND THERE THEY WERE. Holy fuck, that was a great feeling.
At that point, I knew the Pokegods were smiling upon me, upon Smogon, and upon Smocon 2011. And off we go! (EDITOR’S NOTE: Sorry, but I just can’t be arsed to write a description for every single person yet again. If you want to read them, look at last year’s. Be happy I even finished this piece of crap at all.)
Once again, the Hero of our story!
Adam "DoomMullet" Bojak
Occupation: Protagonist
Description: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
And again, the Men of Room 3360!
Jason "Articuno64" Wynja
Jason "Fish" Fisher-Short
More reappearing characters!
Mike “Atlas” Dupuis
Paul “zerowing” Hornak
Mike "skarm" Papagianis
Ian “EeveeTrainer” Garvey
Stephen "Imawario" Shotwell
Evan “evan” Evandon Evanski
Alison “Fishy” McDonald
Robbie “Biffster” Miles
Danny “TTS” Zollner
Scott “Synre” Glaza
Huy “Huy” Ha
Duy “commi$$ioner” Ha
Luke “tad38” Swenson
Mike “OmegaDonut” Suleski
Andrea “andrea” Shaffer
Alan “Dubs” Sutterlin
Bill “mingot” Young
Len “Alaka” Deuel
Tyler “tyler” Hagan
Joseph “Ninahaza” Ninahaza
Kamaal “Sixonesix” Harris
Daniel “dtrain” Levinson
??? “Nekusagi” ???
Others that our Heroes met on this journey:
Geoff “Phiddlesticks” Hamilton
Description: My driving buddy! I had always followed him on the forums, ever since he caught my eye with that Homestar Runner gif avatar. A great poster, a great user, a great passenger for an interstate drive.
Malison Young
Description: I missed meeting Mal the previous year (which isn’t surprising; I’m double her age, we don’t exactly run with the same crews.). Nice girl, I see a bright future for her in Pokemon battling. First female world champ?????
Carlos Fuentes
Description: This guy was everything I could have hoped for and more. Awesome to hang out with, and I’ve kept in touch with him since the trip and his art is INCREDIBLE. Pretty soon, we’ll all be walking around with t-shirts sporting his drawings.
Ernest “Giga-Punch” Tokenblackguy
Description: the Token Black Guy. (Ninahaza is just the Jesus.) A strange but good kid. Somehow survives in black jeans in 95 degree heat.
Justin “JabbaTheGriffin” Strausser
Description: MAH NIGGA. I truly see a lot of myself in him. I may have hung with him while drinking 5 years ago, but alas, the padawan has now become the master.
Rushan “Firestorm” Shekar
Description: My brown brother from another mother. We’ve grown closer as friends through our shared commiseration about our hockey teams.
Chad Skoch
Description: andrea’s man. For a guy who doesn’t play Pokemon like me, he sure did represent the shit outta Smogon in the LCQ.
Ray “BlueCookies” Rizzo
Description: Da Champ. We actually had met briefly the year before, but for some reason never talked at length. I’m glad I got to know him better this time around, awesome guy.
Joel “CaptKirby” Moore
Description: The pictures did the beard justice. Pretty close in real life to how he is on the internet, except he really is a big softie on the inside. Also a plushie and Pokemon card magnate.
Edward “iss” Fan
Description: One of the young Smogoners. Part of this site’s great future.
Catherine “caffwin” Yadon
Description: I had seen her in Arti’s/Firestorm’s photos for a while, and I knew the name caffwin, so it was nice finally to connect a face with a name. Cool girl, an understated internet female.
Tom “TeeJ” Vehlewald
Description: Another true old schooler. It’s so cool to meet people that have been in the community longer than some of them have been alive.
Nick McCord
Description: The Man, the Myth, the Mystery. The best event host I have ever seen, just a freaking hilarious guy. I was so jealous when I heard people hung out with him at a bar the year before, so I made sure I spent more time getting to know him this time.
Aaron “Cybertron” Zheng
Description: One half of the newest craze, the Zheng Dynasty. Rising to prominence when he placed 17th the previous year, he quickly rose through the Pokemon ranks.
Brandon “Babbytron” Zheng
Description: The littlest human I’ve ever seen, but he battles like Shaq. Cannot be stopped, can only be contained.
Enosh “Human” Shachar
Description: Another young Smogoner. Represented the website well.
Jimmy “Team Rocket Elite” Kwa
Description: I only spoke with him a couple times, but he was a real nice guy, just super quiet.
Randy "R Inanimate" Kwa
Description: TRE’s brother. The Kwa Dynasty had a pretty good showing itself. Randy was even quieter than TRE, probably because he knew none of us.
Dillon “Alphabet123” O'Donovan
Description: The VGC troll. Fucking FISSURE, bro.
Vince “HitmonRocker” Taylor
Description: An awesome kid, one of the next great Smogon battlers.
Matt “Deagle” Sybeldon
Description: Oh, uh, I mean, “bearsfan092”! Super funny guy, I hadn’t talked to him much on the forums but he’s a pretty cool dude.
Syed Kamran
Description: Friend of bearsfan. Only got to hang out with him briefly at Scotty’s, cool guy though.
CHAPTER ONE: Wednesday, July 6th
So there I was, on my way to the local Megabus station to pick up Phiddlesticks. He had decided to come down from Hamilton, Ontario to hitch a ride down to Indianapolis with me. On the way there, I figured it would be an appropriate time to officially start the trip:
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There was so much Buffalo cuisine that I wanted to share with Phids, but for his first visit I settled on the best and obvious choice: pizza and chicken wings. We went to a local place down the street from my house for the food, and ordered two 2-liters with it. Turns out they don't have Cherry Coke up in Hamilton, so Phids was excited to get some. I chose Loganberry, another Buffalo local favorite.
After munching on dinner (we worked on it for an hour at least, it's so hard to stop eating pizza and wings), we booted up the Wii and started gaming. After he mopped the floor with me 1v1 in Brawl (I think I got one KO in 3 matches), we teamed up and destroyed some level 9s together. I can't take a level 9 by myself, but he and I made a bombtastic team.
He had noticed the Guitar Hero guitar in the back, so he wanted to play. He had told me he could beat everything on expert, so I pretty much demanded he rock out (all cocks were kept in).
After a little bit more gaming, I pulled out the couch bed for him and we decided to call it a night in order to get up early and prepare for the long drive in the morning.
CHAPTER TWO: Thursday, July 7th
We got up bright and early, excited about the coming trip. We both showered and got ready, and right before we walked out the door, I presented Phiddlesticks with the Red Corvette for his official picture.
We got on the road shortly after that and made our way slowly down through the states. As anyone who has talked to me knows, the drive from Buffalo to Indianapolis is bordering on unbearable; having a co-pilot this time around made things SOOOOO much better. We chatted about Smogon, music, hockey, and whatever else came up. We traded music-playing duties back and forth; I ended up playing almost exclusively post-rock (namely GY!BE), and Phids would respond with awesome mashups. Normally, I'm not a fan of mashups, but there is just something inherently awesome about someone rapping over songs from the N64's Goldeneye soundtrack. Also, he introduced me to an old school rap group called the Pharcyde, and it was funny, because during the early songs from the album I said, "Man, this guy's voice sounds just like this one song from an old rollerblading game I used to play on the PS2." I tried to describe the song I knew to him, but couldn't remember it right. Lo and behold, that very song was on his album, so I was delighted to finally find out who sang it.
The trip down wasn't SUPER noteworthy; it was mostly us talking about how much fun the weekend was going to be. The trip did have a recurring theme, as did the trip home: Phids CANNOT take a picture with his cell phone. He would try to snap pictures of every sign welcoming us to a new state, and every time his poor Virgin Mobile phonecam would fail extravagantly.
I did snap one picture that we felt was necessary for posterity's sake.
Naturally, I decided to take a video during the drive. It's much better with someone else helping, that way I'm not just talking to nobody all by myself.
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At long last, we made it into Indiana. We made a couple calls to people who were already there just to tell them we were rolling in, and we also touched base with Synre. My GPS led us directly to the hotel, and here is where I need to give a little backstory:
About a week before we were leaving, I happened to be chatting with Synre about our reservations (because I check everything incessantly, I don't trust anything these days) and when he looked at his confirmation email, the date it gave... was the DATE HE MADE THE RESERVATION. Meaning, we had nothing for Thursday night. He scrambled and did some detective work and came up with some hotel that had a room available Thursday night for a very reasonable price, except there was only supposed to be two people. Yeah, right, sure.
Back to the present... the GPS takes us off the highway, and we drove right by all the areas I recognized from last year and took us into a really posh, lush, upper-class neighborhood. We were a bit confused at first, and actually drove by the place once before circling back to check house numbers... and there it was. A goddamned HOUSE.
Yes indeed, we were about to spend a night in a bona fide bed and breakfast. We called up Synre and told him about this strange turn of events and found out he was on his way from the airport in a taxi. Phids and I stretched our legs and stood in the shade, admiring the house across the street from the hotel and its wonderful, lush side lawn. Bigass house, I really liked it.
Finally, Synre arrived. We said our hellos/greetings, then grabbed their bags and went to the front door. (I left my bags in the car to make it look like only two people were staying.) Upon getting to the porch we found the door locked, but there was a doorbell so Synre rang it. We waited, and were eventually answered by a nice, young woman who turned out to be the part owner with her husband. She welcomed us in (SUPER air conditioned, it was awesome, like a meat locker) and told us the rules of the house: quiet hours at 9, breakfast at 8, take anything you want in the snack room upstairs, etc. She also mentioned she had two daughters, which made my ears perk up (sadly, we never met them).
She took us upstairs to the room (sumbitch was called the "Rose Room") and let us in and... good lord. I had heard bed and breakfasts were nice, but I had no idea HOW nice. I mean, we were completely blown away by the quality of the room.
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There was a book on the table next to the window where people had left input on the room going back to about 2007. Phids read through it, and I did later, and we noticed that basically the only thing that ever happened in the room was people banging. Having been there for a night, I can safely say that place is a guaranteed panty-dropper. In one comment, the guy even said "thank you for letting me enjoy my wife like this again." I mean, seriously...
Anyway, we eventually brought my bags in as well and got ready to go out for the evening. We had been in contact with others who already were gathering at Scotty's Brewhouse. Phids noticed the high def TV had a damned DVD player built right into it; on the way out, I noticed there was a whole collection of movies for the guests to watch while banging.
We also checked out the snack room, in which there was free coffee, cookies, crackers, chips, pop, and water bottles. Just a really damned classy place.
The three of us hopped into my car and drove over the Brewhouse, parking in an alleyway right near the bar for (what we thought was) VIP parking. We walked up to the outside part and met up with everyone that was already there, mostly people I had already met the year previous. While I got reacquainted with everyone, I realized that I didn't really meet Mal the year before because she had been off doing other things the day mingot hung out at the hotel with us. It was then that I pulled the Red Corvette out of my pocket, surprising everyone. There were shouts of glee and jubilation at the recovery of such an important Smogon artifact. Mal had no idea what was going on, but I got the pic anyway.
We got comfy and started ordering food and drinks (Me? Drinks? Weird). It was a pretty low-key night at first, with everyone still shaking off whatever travel they had just completed.
Shortly thereafter, Fishy arrived with Giga Punch and Carlos. Carlos is, in fact, a super cool dude, and took one of the best Red Corvette pics ever.
After that, it was GP's turn.
Synre, being the big gay that he is, ordered a big gay drink. Seriously, you can't get more "Synre in a nutshell" than this pic.
ET arrived a little after that as well. When he expressed his disappointment at me losing the Red Corvette, I pulled it out of my pocket to show him it wasn't lost after all. He got super happy to see it, and then pulled out of his bag another Smogon relic: A NICOLAS GAZIN PIN. Two relics together.
People started pouring in then. Before long, I was meeting new Smogoners left and right, and I took a video just to show how rollicking of a time we were having.
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The Red Corvette really worked overtime that night. Next was JabbaTheGriffin.
Then, at long last, my buddy Firestorm.
When he found out that stupid zerowing (you will never be makiri to me) had bunny-eared him, he asked for another one.
Andrea had arrived as well with her boyfriend Chad, as well as BlueCookies and dtrain. I explained the Red Corvette to Chad, and he was all about it.
The couches were really beginning to fill in around then. I have to imagine Scotty's loves our group, because all we do is show up in droves and drink and eat everything.
As I was talking to BlueCookies, we both suddenly realized that I only spoke with him briefly the year before and never got a Red Corvette pic. We remedied that quickly.
Jabba and I got to talking, and one of the first things he wanted to do was buy me a shot. Oh come on, as if I would say no!
Fishy got a pic right after it went down. I know our faces look pained and disgusted, but trust me, that GrandMa went down smooth as SILK.
Ninahaza was already starting to doze off, visions of Jigglypuff dancing in his head. (Don't worry, he got right up and got back in the party.)
As the night wore on, Jabba and I talked more of our drinking skills. Eventually, he challenged me to a chugging contest, and as you might imagine, I'm not one to back down.
I will say that I don't chug as much as I used to, but he still flat out beat me. I had heard about his alkie prowess, and I was not disappointed.
Shortly after, GP thought he could take Jabba on as well.
Ummmm, yeah, it wasn't even close. GP = noob chugger. STICK TO BURGERS.
By this time, it was pretty late and our party had gotten quite large. It was awesome to meet so many new people while getting back together with all the great oldies.
Atlas was there as well, which was great. I hadn't seen him since Las Vegas in 2008, so I gave him a proper welcome.
Just to give you an idea of how large (and diverse, heh) our group was, this is about HALF of us.
This is the point in the night where the beer got to me a little and I stopped taking pictures of actual events or people.
Well, that's not ENTIRELY accurate. Indie evan finally showed up after his facemelting band's show ended, so he got into the picture mood.
It was getting pretty late and people were getting tired, so we decided to call it a night. We walked back to my car, which wasn't very far, and upon getting there found I had a fucking parking ticket. Why, you might ask? Because apparently, in that alleyway, you can't park in front of the curb that is painted. There was no goddamned sign saying that, and I parked behind a row of cars and figured I was okay, but NOOOOOOOOOO. $35 out of my pocket. Bastards.
The four of us (now including evan, ROOM AWESOME ASSEMBLED) got back to the hotel and went to sleep. Well, kinda. I was on the floor, and do you remember when I said it was like a meat locker? Yeah, in the middle of the night when the beer wore off, I was shivering myself awake every 10 minutes. It got to the point where I finally pulled the blanket off the bed a little bit and rolled underneath it, basically laying underneath the bed. Hell, it's not like I needed the rest for LCQs or anything.