OK guys, as you can see my avatar has changed from the perennial jolly fat black guy to a serious skinny black guy. Let me explain, this is my true face. This picture isn't the most recent but I'll get a picture taken as soon as one of my friends returns the camera. He's white so 'borrow' actually means something, oh god knows how many poor souls I have conned out of their monies. I know I've posted several pictures of a skinny white dude who even looks black sometimes, but he is in fact my very good friend who provided me with pictures to cover up my true identity. The truth is, I've been here for 4 years and I wanted some sort of authority so badly that I was not prepared to let my skin colour risk that. I mean, how many black moderators are there really (Jumpman doesn't count and you all know it)? It's like the fucking sugar plantations all over again here. But why am I coming out? Well, as you can see, I'm coming up in the world. I have a shiny plus sign next to my name, and I am finally earning/conning enough money to afford a new suit, phone and diet regime. I don't need to hide any more. Ok, my friend is back. Here's the proof: http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6042/snapshot20090401.jpg http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8500/snapshot200904014.jpg http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/624/snapshot200904013.jpg Also, I lost a battle this morning even though I won by 2-0. What the fuck is this shit? Is it because I am actually black?