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so i lied

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by cookie, Apr 1, 2009.

  1. cookie

    cookie Adominnustrata
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    OK guys, as you can see my avatar has changed from the perennial jolly fat black guy to a serious skinny black guy. Let me explain, this is my true face. This picture isn't the most recent but I'll get a picture taken as soon as one of my friends returns the camera. He's white so 'borrow' actually means something, oh god knows how many poor souls I have conned out of their monies.

    I know I've posted several pictures of a skinny white dude who even looks black sometimes, but he is in fact my very good friend who provided me with pictures to cover up my true identity. The truth is, I've been here for 4 years and I wanted some sort of authority so badly that I was not prepared to let my skin colour risk that. I mean, how many black moderators are there really (Jumpman doesn't count and you all know it)? It's like the fucking sugar plantations all over again here.

    But why am I coming out? Well, as you can see, I'm coming up in the world. I have a shiny plus sign next to my name, and I am finally earning/conning enough money to afford a new suit, phone and diet regime. I don't need to hide any more.

    Ok, my friend is back. Here's the proof:
    http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/6042/snapshot20090401.jpg
    http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8500/snapshot200904014.jpg
    http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/624/snapshot200904013.jpg

    Also, I lost a battle this morning even though I won by 2-0. What the fuck is this shit? Is it because I am actually black?
  2. natalie

    natalie property of alex

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    seeping charcoal, reticent pores, seeping charcoal, reticent pores, seeping charcoal, reticent pores..
  3. Wes

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    Finally an april's fool tread.
    Thanks cookie with a plus
  4. Somebody

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    Nice tie.
  5. Veedrock

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    These are his confessions.
  6. Olie

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    blackie
  7. Havak

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    I bet you're white.
  8. Blue Kirby

    Blue Kirby Never back down.
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    This is fantastic on levels most people will not even be able to comprehend.
  9. Hazerider

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    I knew it
  10. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    of course he's black, after 4 years the only status he has on irc is in his own channels
  11. Mekkah

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    where's my slice of your chocolate pie (BAN ME PLEASE)
  12. diinbong

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    apparently smeared on his face
  13. Thorns

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    it's like the kitchen slaves all over again
  14. cookie

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    oh and props to mekkah for the idea
  15. CaptKirby

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    Levels like 'typical bad blackface joking'? I guess I missed the lot in life where that would become funny to me.
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    cookie don't forget your roots d:C(|)
  17. monkfish

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    well, i came here to post something and.. well, i might as well just go ahead and say it, i mean really its something ive been meaning to confess for quite a long time and now that cookie is out of the closet i guess i got nothing to lose... ok here goes:


    noob ck

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