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Somalian Suicide (formerly in IS)

Discussion in 'Smogon's Greatest Hits' started by DougJustDoug, Jun 15, 2011.

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  1. breh

    breh 強いだね

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    who got banned and are they now unbanned?
  2. Temperantia

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    UV Blue with a single bit of creme de menthe? Maybe a curly straw like a tentacle? :3
  3. darkie

    darkie just remember no caps when you spell the mans name
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    [​IMG]

    made this real quick last week before i realized i was too lazy to upload it
  4. TM13IceBeam

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    oh lol

    i got bored and created a FB page on Energy Ball Jellicent for the hell of it
  5. haunter

    haunter Banned deucer.

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    I unbanned them all a few minutes after their ban.
  6. Charge

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    Boss just like that.
  7. Aldaron

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    hahahah wtf o man

    what, so confusing, somalia was always a nice kid when i was active
  8. Arcticblast

    Arcticblast I think purple is a better look on you!
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    It's not on Facebook...
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  10. Eggbert

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    [​IMG]

    He's actually not tired of this shitass game. PO server, taken like 2 minutes ago.
  11. Princess Bubblegum

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    Might just be a guy fishing for suckers.
  12. Tomahawk

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    Nope, I still chat with him on IRC a lot.
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    just found this thread and posting to say this is absolutely fucking hilarious jesus christ
  14. TM13IceBeam

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  15. verbatim

    verbatim The costume fits Just a little too tight
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    Out of curiosity, who used energy ball jellicant. And who had to ban Somalia? (It had to be an admin to ban a moderator, right?)

    I'm assuming it was their to beat Gastrodon/Swampert, who would otherwise be a pain for jellicant.
  16. doomvendingmachine

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    I don't think anyone knows for sure what energy ball was used on, but my guess would be omastar.
  17. gsninja

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    This is pretty funny lol.
  18. DM

    DM Ce soir, on va danser.
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    I'm going on record to say that I loved Zracknel long before any of you assholes

    because every single post he has ever made is this fucking good
  19. Charro

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    You will need this then
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  20. CaptKirby

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    yeah much like yours the tension went right out of my pussy as well
  21. Honus

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    Well there aren't any Jellicent in the Gen IV Metagame.
  22. Darkaxis

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    WOW cant.......say........a.........word......
  23. Teddiursa Bear

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    wow I think we have a new #1 fan for energy ball jellicent SOMALIA
  24. TelamonianAjax

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    Somali Suicide:

    • 6 oz. Black Market Whiskey
    • 2 oz. Jagermeister
    • 1.5 oz. Red Bull
    • 1 Internet Cafe: 74.50.98.226:5080

    Somalia follows Islam pretty strictly, so alcohol is forbidden. But fear not; there is always a Black Market! The popular black market beverages of the African country are wine, beer, and whiskey. Now wine and beer are far too tame for a drink named "suicide," so break out that whiskey! You're going to need a ball of energy, so grab a shot glass and pour it full of Red Bull.

    Pour 6 oz. of that whiskey—which hopefully doesn't have any methanol—into a glass. So that this concoction at least resembles a drink we all know and love tolerate, add to it a couple ounces of Jagermeister. Drop shot glass into cup, chug.

    Alternatively:
    • 8 oz. Whiskey
    • Public street in Somalia
  25. Snkz

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    Energy ball on Jellicent is pretty ridiculous.
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