Space Western Mafia

Da Letter El

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Just update tomorrow unless you are legit done with moving in; moving in bites and you'll need all the time you can get to do it, or you're never going to get around to it.
 
Deadline (BTW please unbold your old votes next time zorbees rediamond and draycos7)

You all decided to kill Porygon3 because of his middling income. You all picked up stones and started throwing them at him until he stopped twitching on the ground.

Itchni said:
Dear Porygon3
You are the Leader of the Vauec Tribe
While most of your species has grown to develop Psionic powers, the members of your tribe did not. Your tribe depends more on their physical strength. Your tribe does most of the manual labour of the planet but the members of your tribe love the physical activity. Because your tribe has such strength and aggression once a night you may message me “Night X – Rape and Pillage USER” USER will be captured during your attack on the settlement and will be unable to do anything during the day. They will escape during the night and be able to perform an action but won’t be able to communicate with anyone until the following day.
You are allied with the ALIENS and you win if you eliminate all harmful targets
Wow the aliens really are dropping like flies. All actions were completed today. Payday now
 

zorbees

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itchni's inbox is full, i cannot send my actions. i will submit them in the thread:

-kill everyone besides me and purchase 30 stocks
 
Extending 24 hours so anyone who couldn't send in can send in now.

i'm sorry i've been such a bad host. I really should have waited before school was all settled before i started this >.<
 
After a very long night that lasted hours more than the others due to some space shit i don't have to explain it was finally over. Altair returned beaten and bruised blah blah blah flavour Mrc Ranger97 died

Itchni said:
Dear Mrc Ranger97
You are the Sheriff
Although Sheriff is your title you mostly maintain DINC’s computer systems. You know there are baddies out there and you are determined to use your inspecting and computer skills to find them out. At night you may message me “Night X – Use my awesome skills on USER!” you will use your awesome skills to find out their full role PM. Because of this you earn a great 6 DOLLARS a day.
You are allied with DINC. You win if your team eliminates all harmful targets AND you are in the top 4 DOLLAR holders at the end of the game.
more flavour everyone is still here blah blah blah go to work.

loudspeakers boom "And the meek shall inherit the earth...

We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes.
It's one for all and all for one
We work together, common sons
Never need to wonder how or why.

We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls.

Look around at this world we've made
Equality our stock in trade
Come and join the Brotherhood of Man
Oh, what a nice, contented world
Let the banners be unfurled
Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand.

We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx
All the gifts of life are held within our walls.

What can this strange device be?
When I touch it, it gives forth a sound
It's got wires that vibrate and give music
What can this thing be that I found?

See how it sings like a sad heart
And joyously screams out its pain
Sounds that build high like a mountain
Or notes that fall gently like rain.

I can't wait to share this new wonder
The people will all see its light
Let them all make their own music
The Priests praise my name on this night.

I know it's most unusual
To come before you so
But I've found an ancient miracle
I thought that you should know
Listen to my music
And hear what it can do
There's something here as strong as life
I know that it will reach you.

Yes, we know, it's nothing new
It's just a waste of time
We have no need for ancient ways
Our world is doing fine
Another toy that helped destroy
The elder race of man
Forget about your silly whim
It doesn't fit the plan.

I can't believe you're saying
These things just can't be true
Our world could use this beauty
Just think what we might do.
Listen to my music
And hear what it can do
There's something here as strong as life
I know that it will reach you.

Don't annoy us further!
We have our work to do.
Just think about the average
What use have they for you?
Another toy that helped destroy
The elder race of man
Forget about your silly whim
It doesn't fit the plan!

I wandered home though the silent streets
And fell into a fitful sleep
Escape to realms beyond the night
Dream can't you show me the light?

I stand atop a spiral stair
An oracle confronts me there
He leads me on light years away
Through astral nights, galactic days
I see the works of gifted hands
That grace this strange and wondrous land
I see the hand of man arise
With hungry mind and open eyes

They left our planets long ago
The elder race still learn and grow
Their power grows with purpose strong
To claim the home where they belong
Home to tear the Temples down...
Home to change!

The sleep is still in my eyes
The dream is still in my head
I heave a sigh and sadly smile
And lie a while in bed
I wish that it might come to pass
Not fade like all my dreams...

Just think of what my life might be
In a world like I have seen!
I don't think I can carry on
Carry on this cold and empty life

My spirits are low in the depths of despair
My lifeblood...
...spills over...

Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
Attention all Planets of the Solar Federation
We have assumed control
We have assumed control
We have assumed control" and another voice says "is"
this message brought to you by laser guns which are powerful penetrative and most of all, pretty :)

deadline is in 48-72 hours.

All results sent. if you think you should have got one and you didn't, irc me or something. all purchases were made unless i contacted you.
 

Da Letter El

Officially internet famous
is a Community Leader
Circus Maximus Leader
Found something pretty interesting, but want to see where it heads. I'll have a lynch target tonight if it doesn't go anywhere.