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I get a laugh at your teams success in XY Ubers when you could have gotten me or melee mewtwo who is 3-0?
Late but... I'm perfectly happy on the Raiders. Also, Kebabe and TGMD are both respectable Ubers players. I get you were just trying to call out Funk's managing but it bothers me that you had to use their short rut to do so. :(
 
Problems I'm sorry but your potty mouth needs to be tamed. I keep looking at your snapchats and every other word is a swear word. C'mon man, kids are reading those things. Time to get your act together.
 
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So during the end of last week, our managers started to panic thinking the ruiners were throwing games.

BKC was really worried here is a log:
[03:46] <~BKC> i really hope
[03:46] <~BKC> the ruiners dont throw
[03:46] <~BKC> god


so he went and contacted some ruiner players like cbb when i was minding my own business being peaceful and suddenly bkc highlights me:

[03:58] <~BKC> [07:58 pm] <&cbb> i was honestly
[03:58] <~BKC> [07:58 pm] <&cbb> considering it
[03:58] <~BKC> [07:58 pm] <&cbb> because sweep was
[03:58] <~BKC> [07:58 pm] <&cbb> pissing me the fuck off
[03:58] <~BKC> sweep
[03:58] <~BKC> please don
[03:58] <~BKC> t
[03:58] <~BKC> piss cbb the fuck off anymore

and

[04:01] <~BKC> ok guys
[04:01] <~BKC> sweep
[04:01] <~BKC> please dont piss cbb off
[04:01] <~BKC> it looks like they wont throw if they lose

so just to mess with him i typed this:
1[04:01] <@Masterclass> brb
01[04:01] <@Masterclass> pming cbb

In which he responded:
[04:01] <~BKC> sweep . . .
[04:02] <~BKC> plz dont antagonize him
[04:02] <~BKC> [08:02 pm] <&cbb> but yea im going to give it my all dw

He wasn't happy, and so I saw it as an opportunity to mess with him just a LITTLE. so i decided to fake logs of conversation between me and cbb that even cbb wasn't aware of:

1[04:02] <@Masterclass> LOL
01[04:03] <@Masterclass> ''give it my all''
01[04:03] <@Masterclass> gotta troll him for that
01[04:03] <@Masterclass> brb
[04:03] <~BKC> -_-
1[04:06] <@Masterclass> 1[04:03] <Masterclass> lol @ give it my all!
01[04:06] <@Masterclass> 01[04:03] <Masterclass> nigga this is not the pokemon anime, give it your all next year!
01[04:06] <@Masterclass> [04:04] <cbb> lel
01[04:06] <@Masterclass> [04:04] <cbb> ok thats it im really gonna bring dunsparce and exploud now
01[04:06] <@Masterclass> 01[04:04] <Masterclass> LOL
01[04:06] <@Masterclass> 01[04:04] <Masterclass> nah dont
01[04:06] <@Masterclass> [04:05] <cbb> yea fuck you i am also ignored

[04:06] <&aldaron> if ruiners beat classiest
[04:06] <&aldaron> and you beat frogs
[04:06] <&aldaron> you ave a very good shot
[04:06] <&aldaron> cause you play classiest last
[04:06] <~BKC> god
[04:06] <&aldaron> you guys should help ruiners next week :P
[04:06] <~BKC> fucking dammit sweep
[04:06] <~BKC> ugh
[04:06] <~BKC> yea we will

1[04:07] <@Masterclass> OK NOW HES REALLY MAD
01[04:07] <@Masterclass> LMAO

1[04:08] <@Masterclass> 01[04:06] <Masterclass> nice marshall guy you worship.. i'll show you and him how its done
01[04:08] <@Masterclass> [02:54] <cbb> who cares lol! whats the point in winning if we're throwing (BAN ME PLEASE)


and then suddenly two managers were in rage mode:
[04:08] <&aldaron> you def want ruiners to win next week
[04:08] <&aldaron> so somehow keep them motivated
[04:09] <&gengar> sweep isn't fucking helping

so i decided ''wow they are really mad right now'' and that's when the troll became the great troll it is. I PM'd my boy cbb and asked him:
1[04:09] <Masterclass> cbb
01[04:09] <Masterclass> can you PLEASE
01[04:09] <Masterclass> assist me
01[04:09] <Masterclass> in a troll
[04:09] <cbb> with what
01[04:10] <Masterclass> PLS
[04:10] <cbb> lol yea sure
[04:10] <cbb> always

And then the troll evolved, we involved both McMeghan and Bloo in it. And so CBB started to pm bkc and tell him he's throwing, and BKC was furious on the channel:
[04:11] <~Kevin> [08:10 pm] <&cbb> yea ok kevin rofl im fucking done
[04:11] <~Kevin> [08:10 pm] <&cbb> tell sweep to suck my fucking dick
[04:11] <~Kevin> [08:10 pm] <&cbb> exploud and rampardos
[04:11] <~Kevin> GOD FUCKING DAMMIT SWEEP

04:13] <~Kevin> god fucking dammit sweep
[04:13] <~Kevin> UGH
01[04:13] <@Masterclass> what
[04:13] <~Kevin> you had to talk shit
[04:13] <~Kevin> and now theyre gonna throw
[04:13] <~Kevin> and we're out
[04:14] <~Kevin> [08:13 pm] <&cbb> lol he is
[04:14] <~Kevin> [08:13 pm] <&cbb> still PMing me
[04:14] <~Kevin> [08:13 pm] <&cbb> eat my fucking nuts scooters
[04:14] <~Kevin> [08:14 pm] <&cbb> i wasnt gonna hold it against u but
[04:14] <~Kevin> [08:14 pm] <&cbb> jesus fuck
[04:14] <~Kevin> [08:14 pm] <&cbb> how can you be so
[04:14] <~Kevin> [08:14 pm] <&cbb> fucking annoying
[04:14] <~Kevin> idk what to say
02[04:14] * ~Kevin (~BKC@death.to.the.unwilling) Quit (Quit: )

he was angry and left the channel for a good amount of time. In the mean time i've been CPing the events to cbb and laughing at BKC and planning more things.

5[04:17] -avarice.wa.us.synirc.net:@#scooters- NickServ invited BKC into the channel.
03[04:17] * BKC (~BKC@the.sun.no.longer.rises) has joined #scooters
03[04:17] * Sgt_Semen sets mode: +qo BKC BKC

So i decided to push him even more by lying:
1[04:24] <@Masterclass> Im just wreckin cbb and mcm
1[04:24] <@Masterclass> LOL
01[04:24] <@Masterclass> 40 k
01[04:24] <@Masterclass> for that
01[04:24] <@Masterclass> yeah
01[04:24] <@Masterclass> im gonna pm bloo
01[04:24] <@Masterclass> and taunt him
01[04:24] <@Masterclass> I swear
01[04:25] <@Masterclass> I HATE the ruiners
01[04:25] <@Masterclass> I HATE THEM
[04:25] <&gengar> -____-
[04:26] <&aldaron> ...
12[04:26] <&aldaron> im just assuming masterclass is trollin you guys now
01[04:27] <@Masterclass> yeah
01[04:27] <@Masterclass> sure
[04:27] <&aldaron> and he's not actually doing this
[04:27] <~BKC> no
[04:27] <~BKC> hes doing it < because cbb has been pming him logs and bkc has no idea cbb is part of the troll
[04:27] <~BKC> dude
[04:27] <~BKC> they are going to end our fucking season
[04:27] <~BKC> because you cant stop yourself
[04:28] <&gengar> let us get into playoffs first
[04:28] <&gengar> then talk your shit
[04:28] <~BKC> once we're in playoffs
[04:28] <~BKC> talk all the shit you want
[04:31] <~BKC> lol whatever sweep
[04:32] <~BKC> i guess thats our season then
[04:32] <~BKC> what a great way to go out
02[04:32] * ~BKC (~BKC@the.sun.no.longer.rises) Quit (Quit: ) < this time he left for a long time he was VERY angry.
[04:32] <&gengar> LOL
[04:32] <&gengar> you crushed his heart
01[04:32] <@Masterclass> I dont even care
0104:33] <@Masterclass> don't ''-_-'' me
01[04:35] <@Masterclass> gengar
01[04:35] <@Masterclass> sorry
01[04:35] <@Masterclass> :/
[04:35] <&gengar> dude
[04:35] <&gengar> you better hope they dont fucking throw rofl
01[04:35] <@Masterclass> how is it my fucking fault
01[04:35] <@Masterclass> I COULDNT HELP it

with BKC gone new targets needed to be found and thats where mcm came in when bro fist contacted him:
[04:36] <&gengar> <McMeghan> i'll try but like
[04:36] <&gengar> <McMeghan> i cant 100% control what my players will do
[04:36] <&gengar> <McMeghan> like, cbb's really eager to do it
[04:36] <&gengar> <gengar> ugh
[04:36] <&gengar> <McMeghan> and i know bloo made a weezing team already
[04:36] <&gengar> <McMeghan> (first time he built in advance rofl)
[04:36] <&gengar> <gengar> .

Gengar was obviously VERY angry. and i saw this as an oppurtunity to make them confirm that this is not a troll. So i pretended i didn't know whats going on and that idk what MCM is saying that was fantastic because more people on the channel were furious:

1[04:36] <@Masterclass> what..
01[04:36] <@Masterclass> I thought only cbb was throwing
01[04:36] <@Masterclass> wtf is this
[04:36] <&gengar> -__-
[04:36] <@cbt> -____________________-
12[04:36] <@DICE> Masterclass..........
[04:36] <@DICE> you just ruined
[04:36] <@[IDM]Mizuzu> so many asians
[04:36] <@DICE> our playoff chans
[04:36] <@DICE> *Chances

LOL. at this point it was gettng too good, and i decided to kick it up a notch and said:
1[04:37] <@Masterclass> lol..
01[04:37] <@Masterclass> are you all really gonna keep saying that
01[04:37] <@Masterclass> and not take my side
01[04:37] <@Masterclass> gengar take me out of the line up
01[04:37] <@Masterclass> next week

The reaction was exactly what i wanted:
[04:38] <&gengar> no
[04:38] <&gengar> lol
[04:38] <&gengar> dude
[04:38] <&gengar> just chill
[04:38] <&gengar> shit talk them all you want 

And i persisted:

1[04:39] <@Masterclass> yeah so just take me out of the line up since you all want to please them and then they won't have to throw

and suddenly aldaron was sucked in and we engaged in a fight(i was only trolling, he was being serious ;) ):

12[04:39] <&aldaron> masterclass would like a tampon
01[04:39] <@Masterclass> stay out of this nigga
01[04:39] <@Masterclass> are you a player on this team?
01[04:40] <@Masterclass> know your role
[04:40] <&aldaron> LOL
[04:40] <&aldaron> so leaky
[04:40] <&aldaron> drip drip
01[04:40] <@Masterclass> hey your only job is to be the mailbox i send my teams to
01[04:40] <@Masterclass> okay?
01[04:41] <@Masterclass> so stay out of team business
[04:41] <&aldaron> bro you literally singlehandedly killed your team's chances to make playoffs
[04:41] <&aldaron> team cancer - the definition of

01[04:42] <@Masterclass> I'm not sure how i did that.. fuck you
[04:42] <&aldaron> because your pride couldn't handle some shittalking you decided to troll the team that has to perform its best the next week
01[04:42] <@Masterclass> all you guys look for is excuses to put the cancer title on me
[04:42] <&aldaron> so your own team can make playoffs
[04:42] <&gengar> what the fuck lol
[04:42] <&gengar> who is looking for excuses to do that
[04:42] <&gengar> what are you talking about
[04:42] <&aldaron> anyway ill stop now but you seriously look to look in the mirror
01[04:43] <@Masterclass> why is this afggot calling me a cancer
[04:43] <&gengar> we're telling you NOT to talk shit to them so you dont get labled as a cancer
[04:43] <&aldaron> need to look *
[04:43] <@cbt> because
[04:43] <@cbt> you have a high chance
01[04:43] <@Masterclass> I already talked the shit
01[04:43] <@Masterclass> and now i stayed quiet
[04:43] <@cbt> of screwing us over
01[04:43] <@Masterclass> now you're all just blaming me

The situation only got worse, and then HE appears as gengar is about to right some salty shit:

5[04:43] -avarice.wa.us.synirc.net:@#scooters- NickServ invited BKC into the channel.
03[04:43] * BKC (~BKC@the.sun.no.longer.rises) has joined #scooters
03[04:43] * Sgt_Semen sets mode: +qo BKC BKC
[04:43] <&gengar> can you stop being a drama queen
[04:43] <&gengar> and play the game

I saw this as a fantastic opportunity to provoke them further:

1[04:43] <@Masterclass> no fuck off
01[04:43] <@Masterclass> why did aldaron
01[04:43] <@Masterclass> call me a cancer
01[04:43] <@Masterclass> and you didn't take my side
[04:43] <&aldaron> i didnt
[04:44] <&aldaron> i said that was the definition of
[04:44] <&aldaron> read please
[04:44] <~BKC> im really at a loss for words here
01[04:45] <@Masterclass> me too
01[04:45] <@Masterclass> how does my team refuse to take my side
01[04:45] <@Masterclass> and want to please
01[04:45] <@Masterclass> the team
01[04:45] <@Masterclass> that shit talked them
01[04:45] <@Masterclass> and im only shit talking back cause they shit talked our team

And then for the final blow:

1[04:47] <@Masterclass> yeah whatever fuck this team
Session Close: Mon Mar 03 04:47:13 2014 < Left the channel.

After i left me and CBB were speculating in pm what was going on in the channel after i left:

1[04:47] <Masterclass> DUDE
01[04:47] <Masterclass> LOL
01[04:47] <Masterclass> <@Masterclass> yeah whatever fuck this team
01[04:47] <Masterclass> AND I LEFT
01[04:47] <Masterclass> THE CHANNEL
01[04:47] <Masterclass> LOL
[04:47] <cbb> lol
01[04:47] <Masterclass> I'll get logs of whats happening
01[04:47] <Masterclass> later
[04:47] <cbb> yea
[04:47] <cbb> pls
01[04:47] <Masterclass> but lets see what happens now
01[04:47] <Masterclass> shit
01[04:47] <Masterclass> no ones pming me
01[04:47] <Masterclass> or inviting me back
01[04:47] <Masterclass> they're probably discussing shit

Log of what was happening when i left:

http://pastebin.com/n22duPBZ

minutes later...

1[04:49] <Masterclass> shit they still haven't invited me or pm'd me this is weird..

So I decided they're pretty mad right now so I had to finally tell them the truth. I invited cbb, bloo and mcmeghan:

ession Start: Mon Mar 03 04:51:07 2014
Session Ident: #scooters
03[04:51] * Now talking in #scooters
03[04:51] * Topic is 'WEEK 7 VS. WOLFPACK http://puu.sh/7fQx0.png 6-6 | BRING ON THE FROGS'
03[04:51] * Set by BKC on Mon Mar 03 00:07:35
03[04:51] * Sgt_Semen sets mode: +o Masterclass
01[04:51] <@Masterclass> ok
[04:51] <@DICE> oh
01[04:51] <@Masterclass> one second
5[04:51] -nightmare.uk.eu.synirc.net:@#scooters- Masterclass invited cbb into the channel.
05[04:51] -hades.de.eu.synirc.net:@#scooters- Masterclass invited McMeghan into the channel.
05[04:51] -moonlight.se.eu.synirc.net:@#scooters- Masterclass invited Madara into the channel.
03[04:51] * Madara (Bloo@lost.in.the.echo) has joined #scooters
03[04:51] * McMeghan (dre@m.catcher) has joined #scooters
03[04:51] * cbb (to.@ll.the.lettuce.out.there) has joined #scooters

and finally revealed:

1[04:51] <@Masterclass> ok
01[04:51] <@Masterclass> BKC
01[04:51] <@Masterclass> Aldaron
01[04:51] <@Masterclass> Gengar
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> Its tme to know the truth.
[04:52] <Madara> hey :-D
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> This was all a troll
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> and those 3
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> were my partners



reaction after:

[04:52] <~BKC> .
[04:52] <~BKC> .
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> LOL
[04:52] <~BKC> .
[04:52] <&gengar> amazing
[04:52] <cbb> LOL
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> GET WRECKED
[04:52] <~BKC> ..
[04:52] <cbb> :{|}
[04:52] <~BKC> .................
[04:52] <Madara> LOL
[04:52] <@DICE> .........................................................................................
[04:52] <~BKC> i fucking
[04:52] <cbb> LOL
[04:52] <~BKC> hate you so much
[04:52] <McMeghan> :v
[04:52] <cbb> DYING
[04:52] <&gengar> i told you
[04:52] <~BKC> sweep
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
[04:52] <~BKC> i
[04:52] <&gengar> it was a fucking troll
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> IM DYING
[04:52] <&gengar> i TOLD YOU
[04:52] <@[IDM]Mizuzu> semi expected
[04:52] <Madara> come on
[04:52] <~BKC> sjfvkkvehvkmlevhjnekbmebjkmebvje
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[04:52] <~BKC> enhvjem
[04:52] <~BKC> bme
[04:52] <~BKC> hkb
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> LOL
[04:52] <~BKC> bmbk
[04:52] <~BKC> mbhjbm
03[04:52] * DICE sets mode: +b Masterclass!*@*
[04:52] <~BKC> bm
[04:52] <~BKC> b
[04:52] <~BKC> b
[04:52] <~BKC> bkb
03[04:52] * You were kicked by DICE (DICE)

[04:52] <@DICE> deserve to die
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> LOL
[04:52] <@DICE> I HATE YOU ALL
[04:52] <~BKC> sweep i am literally grinning like an idiot right now
[04:52] <@LizardMan> lol
01[04:52] <@Masterclass> LOL
[04:52] <cbb> yea
[04:52] <~BKC> holy fucking shit
[04:53] <cbb> dude u should have seen
[04:53] <Madara> lol
[04:53] <Madara> take a pic
[04:53] <~BKC> dude
[04:53] <cbb> the process behind all of this
[04:53] <&gengar> dude
[04:53] <~BKC> i was ready to sub you out
[04:53] <cbb> shit was legit work
[04:53] <~BKC> LOL
[04:53] <&gengar> bkc posted
[04:53] <&gengar> a fucking new lineup
01[04:53] <@Masterclass> LOL
[04:53] <cbb> LOL
[04:53] <&gengar> i told him
[04:53] <Madara> LOL
[04:53] <&gengar> RELAX
[04:53] <&gengar> FUCKING RELAX
[04:53] <@[IDM]Mizuzu> ~n_n~
01[04:53] <@Masterclass> DUDE
01[04:53] <@Masterclass> CMON
01[04:53] <@Masterclass> LOG ME
01[04:53] <@Masterclass> THE CHANNEL
01[04:53] <@Masterclass> WHEN I LEFT
[04:53] <~BKC> cbt can
[04:53] <~BKC> i cba to scroll on mirc it sucks dick
01[04:53] <@Masterclass> CMON
[04:53] <@DICE> wow fuck you sweep
[04:53] <@DICE> fuck mcmeghan and madara and cbb too
[04:53] <@[IDM]Mizuzu> McMeanie
01[04:53] <@Masterclass> gengar
[04:53] <@DICE> all (BAN ME PLEASE)s
01[04:54] <@Masterclass> admit t
01[04:54] <@Masterclass> that was
01[04:54] <@Masterclass> amazing
[04:54] <@DICE> :(
01[04:54] <@Masterclass> even aldaron
[04:54] <cbb> dice ur a friend
[04:54] <@[IDM]Mizuzu> called me a cunt, and notw this
01[04:54] <@Masterclass> fell for it
[04:54] <Madara> luv u 2 boo
[04:54] <&gengar> i fucking knew it
[04:54] <~BKC> that was flawlessly done
[04:54] <@[IDM]Mizuzu> GOD MCM
[04:54] <@DICE> man
[04:54] <cbb> yea it was
[04:54] <@DICE> im like
[04:54] <@DICE> jealous
[04:54] <cbb> a pretty good troll
[04:54] <@DICE> over that troll
[04:54] <&gengar> dude
[04:55] <&gengar> http://pastebin.com/n22duPBZ
[04:55] <@DICE> omg i was
[04:55] <&gengar> he went into
[04:55] <@DICE> about to cfy
[04:55] <@DICE> cry
[04:55] <&gengar> panic mode
[04:55] <&gengar> look at that
[04:55] <&aldaron> thank god im not on scooters
[04:55] <cbb> come on that was a good troll
[04:56] <~BKC> that was the best troll ive ever seen
[04:56] <~BKC> jesus fucking christ

[04:56] <@DICE> ugh
[04:56] <@DICE> i hate u all
[04:56] <&aldaron> i would have been so mad
01[04:56] <@Masterclass> LOL
[04:56] <&aldaron> here i was just commenting
[04:56] <cbb> lol
[04:56] <&gengar> although
[04:56] <&gengar> if we had to sub in pdc
[04:56] <&gengar> we were fucking doomed
[04:56] <@DICE> LOL ya
[04:56] <&gengar> i woulda been in panic mode too

also i know its long i apologize that troll was like 30-45 mins long :/
 
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[04:56] <&gengar> if we had to sub in pdc
[04:56] <&gengar> we were fucking doomed
[04:56] <@DICE> LOL ya
[04:56] <&gengar> i woulda been in panic mode too

you're all fucking (BAN ME PLEASE)s
 
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