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Completed STAB attacks = Broken. Dogfish vs Glacier Knight!

Discussion in 'ASB' started by waterwarrior, Apr 4, 2012.

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  1. waterwarrior

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    Seriously, in before both of you are perpetually at +5 or +6. This arena would be so completely broken if it was not a 1v1.
    Now, lets see our STAB abusers du jour!
    Huh. How hipster-y. Even more interesting!

    Glacier chooses items and STABs to abuse
    Fogdish chooses items and STABs to abuse
    I marvel at how broken this arena will end up being
  2. Glacier Knight

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    Dogfish chooses Swoobat!
    Dogfish creates Ability-abusing arena!
    Dogfish gains 437 exp points.....
    *do da da do!*
    Dogfish is now a level 87 Bastard!
    Dogfish wants to learn the move Dickery, but already knows 4 moves. Delete one?

    >Unoriginality: Use the same trick a previous lou has already used!
    >Fag Power: attracts no one! increases faggotry and douchebaggry stats sharply
    >Trickery: Set up a sneaky ploy to tick off opponent!
    >Protect: Because the pussy is afraid of attacks

    >Dickery: Dogfish is a fagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfagfag
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Seriously, whataprick.
    But you know what? i'll make the best of it
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    Gastro Acid~Fire Blast~Fire Blast
    if opponent uses Taunt a1, then use Magic Coat
  3. Dogfish44

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    "Ehh, unlike Lou, my Swoobat isn't maxxed to the level of gaining Protect. Pity..."

    Light Screen ~ Stored Power ~ Stored Power
  4. waterwarrior

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    My god. The amount of brokenness is just... TOO. DAMN. HIGH.

    That, and that bit was just plain amazing Glacier. I was literally laughing for about 5 minutes straight.

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Fledermaus
    HP: 100
    EN: 100

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    Fernando
    HP: 100
    EN: 100

    Let the bajillion boostings... begin!
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    Action 1
    Fledermaus used Light Screen! (7 EN)
    Dogfish begins his oppressive reign of stat boosts!
    +2 all

    Gastro Acid -> Fledermaus (6 EN)
    RNG roll (to hit, <=60 hit) 51 = hit
    Fledermaus can't abuse its already broken abilities anymore!

    Action 2
    Stored Power -> Fernando (6 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit, 1/16 crit) 16 = no crit
    (30+3+(4-3)1.5) + 3.5 = 38 DMG
    THAT JUST FUCKING HAPPENED (+1 all again)

    Fire Blast -> Fledermaus (7 EN)
    RNG roll (to hit, <=43 hit) 97 = miss
    Hey, at least you get some boosts... (+1 all)

    Action 3
    Stored Power -> Fernando (10 EN)
    RNG roll (to crit) 3 = no crit
    (42+3+1.5)+3.5 = 50 DMG
    HOLY SHITMUFFINS. (+1 again)

    Fire Blast -> Fledermaus (11 EN)
    RNG roll (to hit, <=43 hit) 9 = hit
    RNG roll (to crit) 1 = crit
    RNG roll (to burn) 45 = no burn
    (12+3+(5-2)1.5) = 19.5 DMG
    You got some damage off, I guess that's something... (+1 all)


    Just... words can not describe how fucking broken this arena is.... Just... 42 BASE POWER. Just... goddamn. This is unnatural.

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Fledermaus
    HP: 80
    EN: 77
    +4 all
    Light Screen (3a)
    Gastro Acid (3a)

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    Fernando
    HP: 12
    EN: 76
    +2 all
  5. Glacier Knight

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    I SAID I was using an arena that was OP for ONE of my weak mons, and that you could use your strongest mon.

    Also: This arena makes Arceus feel silly :D

    Stored Power ~ Reflect ~ Stored Power

    IF Protect A1, THEN use Gust and push actions down.


    E: And for future reference, all moves allowed means rocks are available for rock slide, grass for grass knot, etc. I'll let it slide now though. :evil:
  7. Glacier Knight

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    Oh, it looks like dogfish learned another move, Lie Lie Lie!

    you said you were using a pokemon from your retired slot, never saying it was OP or anything of the sort.

    But Whatever, guess you're really scared of me if you have to concoct this shitty broken arena. Not even a pretty picture can hide the bullshit.



    V-Create x3

    Congratz asshole, you win!
  8. waterwarrior

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    I almost feel bad giving Glacier this loss...

    Pre-Round stats:
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    Fledermaus
    HP: 80
    EN: 77
    +4 all
    Light Screen (3a)
    Gastro Acid (3a)

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    Fernando
    HP: 12
    EN: 76
    +2 all

    WHAT THE FUCK...
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    Stored Power -> Fernando (15 EN)
    (54+4.5)+3.5 = 62 DMG
    Fernando was just... past obliterated.

    [​IMG]

    Dogfish, you are a dick, and I hope you feel sorry for what you did to this poor Semisear...

    Post-Round stats:
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    Fledermaus
    HP: 80
    EN: 62

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    Fernando
    HP: -50
    EN: KO

    While Dogfish SHOULD get absolutely nothing, he still gets 2 CC and a win.
    Fledermaus gets 3 MC and 1 KOC (also undeserved)

    While Glacier should get a gigantic amount of counters for this bullshit, he only gets 2 CC and a loss.
    Fernando gets 3 MC.

    I still get 3 UC.
  9. Dogfish44

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    I SAID that the arena was designed in favour of one of my mons, and I even did the ominous foreshadowing and evil laughter. It's not my fault Glacier didn't bring a dark type or appropriate counter - And I know he has a Weavile, from HIS broken arena. Yet I'm the mean one D:<

    Edit: Endure ~ Chill ~ Mirror Coat. Glacier could've won that piss easily.
  10. Glacier Knight

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    haha there is no way you can call that arena broken. Let's recall doggy, who won that battle? oh yeah, you did! sure, the arena was built to fit a weavile better than any other pokemon, but i made the arena so that i gave all other mons a chance to win. and you won that one, smarty. however, this arena, i was definitely set up for failure.
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    Difference is, you missed an easy way to win that, and it's thus not my fault.

    <3
  12. Glacier Knight

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    no, the difference is i made my arena more fair, and you made yours more shit.
    *and mine has much better flavor*

    <3
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