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[Standard] Ampharos Mafia - Broken Roles Win!

Discussion in 'Circus Maximus' started by Alchemator, Jul 31, 2010.

  1. Nachos

    Nachos Smooth; slick; succinct.
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    Lynch KnightOfTheWind
  2. zorbees

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    Vote Nachos
  3. Nanoswine

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  4. Pidge

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    edit Vote nachos
  5. RBG

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    Boy, I'm hungry and Hispanic. I would sure like to eat nachos right about now.
  6. BunnyMaster

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    I guess we Lynch Nachos. As long as it isn't a ground.
  7. Badal

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    Lynch Nachos
    RBG BE Super MOD
  8. KnightoftheWind

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    Excuse me? Are you planning on fucking with me?

    [​IMG]

    YOU DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SHIT.

    Extreme Attack Nachos.
  9. Nachos

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    Wait, why am I being lynched? If it's another one of BM's 'hunches', just like how he thought Eo was a Turncoat, then I'd advise you not to believe him.

    Farmers will also lose majority if they lynch me, and probably the whole game to go with it. I'd advise we keep the lynch on KOTW, but I guess it's too late for that now.
  10. Alchemator

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    Hungry for flesh, you all decided to munch on Nachos.

    It is now Night 4, you know the drill.
  11. Alchemator

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    Update coming in an edit, stay tuned!

    EDIT: Here we are.

    Without warning two wicked bolts of lightning struck down erasing Magicmaster87 and zorbees from existence! This heavenly judgement could only have come from Ampharos! It's remarkable that the blasts were from such a close range... Could it be possible that Ampharos is among you?!?

    You all remove your hat in mourning for the two 'farmers' from the same story. However, the vines in the wall have other ideas, strangling Altair during the silence...

    He had absorbed the role of makiri.

    Rare555 has returned, but Nanoswine has disappeared!
  12. RaRe555

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    what a night
  13. Altair

    Altair just who is the coon?

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  14. RBG

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  15. Alchemator

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    I made an edit to the update.
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    asdf Rare555
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    Lynch Rare555
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    Lynch Rare555
  19. Alchemator

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    You turn a sharp corner and come out into a large underground dome. Crystals sparkle in the walls, and the air is positively electric (geddit?).

    A very safe-looking bridge leads to the centre, where a gold-rimmed treasure chest lies. However, you aren't taking any chances and decide to send Rare555 over.

    Unfortunately your suspicions are confirmed. A large shark wearing a toupée leaps from the cavern and slaps Rare555 across the cheek. In shock, he falls backward into the abyss.

    It is now Night 5. ATTENTION: Night 5 will only last for 24 hours, meaning that the deadline is 21:00 GMT+0 on the 16th of August

    ~Alch
  20. RBG

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    Oh dear, 3 Turncoats on each side and one living turncoat hidden in the grounds.... I wonder who it could be.
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    interesting...
  22. Alchemator

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    The group calmly walked over the bridge to the centre island, with the toupée-wearing shark sufficiently satisfied, and thus no longer a threat.

    The island in the centre was covered with yellow crystals, and as they approached the odd moss crawled away and hid under a rock. A chest stood invitingly open in the centre of the island in the centre, though from this angle no-one could see what was inside.

    Suddenly two bolts of heavenly lightning struck RBG and Badalcristiano, leaving only a small pile of ash and some pieces of wing...

    And with that, The Turncoats were eliminated.

    Bunnymaster piped up,

    "Hey hey hey! That was quite a punusual way to go! Geddit? Geddit?"

    The rest of you sighed and advanced closer to the chest. All of a sudden, there was a great a'rumbling withall, dropping the group to their knees. Except Death of course, who

    a) Had no knees
    b) Was ethereal, and thus immune to Earthquakes.

    ANYWAY

    The earthquake stopped as quickly as it had come, before a booming voice resonated from deep within the chest.

    "Ampharosians, assemble!"

    There was a great flash of light. Three Flaaffy were now standing before the group. They were also on there knees, but in reverence.

    "I'm sorry explorers, but this is the end for you."

    Blue Tornado stepped out of the ranks and stood in front of the Flaaffy.

    "For a good while now I have manifested myself in one of your 'statue combiners', and now that the statue pieces have been combined I have come to vanquish you, and speak in horrible yellow font - probably the same thing."

    Bunnymaster started forward in shock.

    "B-B-B-But I inspected you, YOU BASTARD Blue Tornado!"

    "I am no longer an abnormally coloured tropical storm. BEGONE"

    And with that, Bunnymaster was no more.

    At this, the rest of the group began to step backward. KnightoftheWind, however, stepped forward.

    "Hah you puny Electric-type, let's see how you take a-"

    The Ground Types have now been eliminated.

    Only two farmers were left standing: Pidge and the recently-released Nanoswine. They stood shoulder-to-shoulder, quivering with fear.

    "P-P-P-Pidge?"
    "Yeah?"
    "How about we run?"
    "Fuck that, let's scarper!"

    Unfortunately, they simply scarpered into the abyss.

    Death, the only being left - uh - alive(?) flitted forward. He pulled out a small pocket watch.

    "Ok guys, time's up. Go to hell."

    Ampharos and his three followers did not protest, they simply complied.

    ---

    And then Alchemator woke up.

    WOAHSHIT

    Blue Tornado, Itchni, Flamestrike and Unclesam (The Ampharosians) have won Ampharos Mafia!
  23. UncleSam

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    Wooooo winners baby yeah!

    In b4 "broken" posts.
  24. Altair

    Altair just who is the coon?

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    yay we won everyone do the bender
  25. Blue_Tornado

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    yes

    gj US, sorry grounds

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