IRC is the loneliest place in the world...
Since I'm gonna log off shortly, and don't want to watch the disunited Borings fall apart from the sidelines, I'm gonna make one final case for why I'm Boring, and why Lightwolf should be lynched. Starting with me,
1. I was very hesitant to post, waiting until the middle of Day 2, and even then only stepping up because no one else would. If I really wanted to mole, I would have stepped up on Day 1 as most people do. The only explanation I can think of is the truth; I was waiting to see if a more experienced player would lead the Borings, and only want to lead because no one else is.
2. What kind of role would Gunpowder have if it was on a Mafia? The role I posted is too weak for a Mafia role, so if I'm a Weapon, it must be something else. It obviously can't Inspect, or be a Bodyguard/Safeguard, or Persuade, or Silence, or Redirect, or steal batteries. I guess it could kill by using a little of itself to fuel an old gun or cannon, but then why not just make the role an old gun or cannon, instead of gunpowder? If it would hook people by distracting them with fireworks, it's not being a Weapon. And if I made up Gunpowder to mole...
3. WHAT KIND OF IDIOT MAKES A FALSE CLAIM OF GUNPOWDER IN A GAME WITH WEAPONS!!! You can see how much trouble it's caused me, if I was faking my role, I would have picked something that's obviously a Boring Invention.
4. And most importantly,
17. the interwebs and Alchemator are hosting this game, Don't assume something is too wacky to be true.
Alchemator said:
Dear KnightOfTheWind, you are a Random Shoddy Battler.
Lololol liek mudkipz? You’re one of the many annoying shoddy battlers on, surprisingly, Shoddy Battle who hasn’t made it to Firebot yet – never even mind #Smogon or #Stark! One day you were going about your merry business pwning n00bs with your original Schplash Jumpuff when you encountered a user using Remoraid. Then you got swept. Screaming “H4X!” you ragequit and proceeded to post a thread on Smogon, they didn’t bother listening to you and the Remoraid Haters already had an elite squad and wouldn’t let you join. You eventually made it into this mafia, hoping to get rid of that fish once and for all.
You will be using your Shoddy know-how to find that darned fish – you absolutely will find him, even if it drives you crazy! At night, you may PM Alchemator and Macle with “Night X - /record <user>”. You will find out the full role PM of <user> just by looking at their CRE. You will find that fish and murder it until you’re horny! MUHUAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
YES YOU WILL FIND IT, YOU WILL FIND IT AND KILL IT!
You are allied with The Clueless.
You win if The Clueless eliminate all threats.
Need I say more? As for why Lightwolf should be lynched,
1. He voted for Pidge, therefore he's against the Boring.
2. I mentioned earlier that we win if the Weapons are eliminated
And we have majority over the Awesome Inventions. Lynching Lightwolf will tie us, unless he's a Weapon, which is what you're trying to lynch right now.
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3. If I'm a Weapon and LightWolf's Awesome, we need to get majority over the Awesome before we eliminate the Weapons. We can't both be Weapons, or I wouldn't have suggested LightWolf. If you lynch me, and I'm Boring, you'll have two fewer members then the Awesome and be at a huge numbers disadvantage.
EDIT: 4. Weapons, you'll be eliminating a member of the stronger faction.
With all that in mind, why lynch me?