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[Standard] MAGMAfia - GAME OVER: Team Wolfsauce (Quagsires/Ditto) Win! Postgame UP
- Thread starter Yeti
- Start date
Andy Snype
Mr. Music
D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DAYLINE!
wait what?
"BULLSHIT HAX!" some of you claim. Bullshit hax indeed...
Meanwhile, Walrein shows up and says, OI! LYNCH SLIM GULDO!
For some reason, a couple of you decide to lynch Empoof
You all decide to gang up on Slim Guldo and he nervously breaks a sweat, saying, "Now folks, please listen, I can assure you that we can still win. There is a more civil way to do this."
Instead, you guys hear a girl scream and a sudden
what???
You also are all awestruck by something SHO CUTEEEEEE!!! and you hear a OMG MAN! DON'T TOUCH ME BRO! I DUN WANNA DIE!
Confused by these random ass sounds, you all look back and notice one has fallen... It is EMPOOF!
"Have fun!" says Da Letter El, who looks at you all like you're psychopaths... Lynching the red fox.
Needless to say, Walrein grabs the PM and wonders "How can it be possible? I actually lynched an Aquanaut??"
It is now Night Seven. Deadline is when we get all actions in. PS: THIS IS YOUR LAST REMINDER THAT TEMPLE KEYS MUST BE ACTIVATED BY THE END OF THIS NIGHT! ANYONE WITH A TEMPLE KEY CONDITION THAT HAS AN UNOPENED TEMPLE WILL LOSE.
wait what?
"BULLSHIT HAX!" some of you claim. Bullshit hax indeed...
Meanwhile, Walrein shows up and says, OI! LYNCH SLIM GULDO!
For some reason, a couple of you decide to lynch Empoof
You all decide to gang up on Slim Guldo and he nervously breaks a sweat, saying, "Now folks, please listen, I can assure you that we can still win. There is a more civil way to do this."
Instead, you guys hear a girl scream and a sudden
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOASDFASDFSADFSADFSGDSGDSGSADFSTJO2Q4R345TJ356TEWFSAD'F;K'SADJGFGDDAFGDFAOJDASGJLASF;DSPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!
what???
You also are all awestruck by something SHO CUTEEEEEE!!! and you hear a OMG MAN! DON'T TOUCH ME BRO! I DUN WANNA DIE!
Confused by these random ass sounds, you all look back and notice one has fallen... It is EMPOOF!
...
"Have fun!" says Da Letter El, who looks at you all like you're psychopaths... Lynching the red fox.
Needless to say, Walrein grabs the PM and wonders "How can it be possible? I actually lynched an Aquanaut??"
It is now Night Seven. Deadline is when we get all actions in. PS: THIS IS YOUR LAST REMINDER THAT TEMPLE KEYS MUST BE ACTIVATED BY THE END OF THIS NIGHT! ANYONE WITH A TEMPLE KEY CONDITION THAT HAS AN UNOPENED TEMPLE WILL LOSE.
By the way, too everyone who voted Empoof, i give a stern look with a slight touch of disappointment. That's right, i'm talking to you. You're mean.
I had nothing to do with this
all actions blah blah
Some degenerate takes ages to decide his action like he does every night. Walrein keeps yelling for people to do this and that and you all listen, despite his scummish ways!!!!!!!!
Finally Walrein decides to kill strongman BG/vig Paperblade, but because the poor fellow was already killed by Walrein's scumbuddies, only one new guy actually ends up dead.
You find the unfortunate man lying in the center of the square, his smartphone beside him, though there's a nasty clot of blood on top. Glancing around the staining red liquid, you manage to see the logo of "Equestria Daily" at the top of his screen.
Uh oh..........
Turning Maxim over, you're mortified to see a gaping gash where his junk used to be. His face is frozen in pain, hands clutching at his now-missing crotch.
Seems the poor guy met an untimely fate while catching up on dem ponies =\
My BFF auramaster is DEAD, now I'm gonna burn all these scums!!!
It appears auramaster's death activated Maxim's vigilante abilities. Too bad he's bitten the dust ;x
In addition, your friendly neighborhood anti-scum zorbees has looked into the future and foreseen Walrein's death.
Walrein starts screaming, but does anyone care? That is the question.
It is now Day Eight. D8 will end in 24 hours or when there's majority. 1/13 2PM PST.
Carry on good chaps. Results going out as I can be bothered to type them.
Some degenerate takes ages to decide his action like he does every night. Walrein keeps yelling for people to do this and that and you all listen, despite his scummish ways!!!!!!!!
Finally Walrein decides to kill strongman BG/vig Paperblade, but because the poor fellow was already killed by Walrein's scumbuddies, only one new guy actually ends up dead.
You find the unfortunate man lying in the center of the square, his smartphone beside him, though there's a nasty clot of blood on top. Glancing around the staining red liquid, you manage to see the logo of "Equestria Daily" at the top of his screen.
Uh oh..........
Turning Maxim over, you're mortified to see a gaping gash where his junk used to be. His face is frozen in pain, hands clutching at his now-missing crotch.
Seems the poor guy met an untimely fate while catching up on dem ponies =\
A note is scrawled onto his hand:Dear Maxim, You are The Pyromaniac
fire. Fire. FIre. FIRe. FIRE. FIRE! FIRE!! FIIIIREEEE!!!!! You love fire. You love setting things on fire, lighting fires, watching candles, playing with matches, goofing off in science with dangerous chemicals, gas and sparky things. If it can burn you want to make it. These guys know how to BURN BABY BURN so you came running to find more of your own kind.
You currently just enjoy playing around with FIRE.
However, you will become ENRAGED if a very important person were to die, and in order to get revenge, you may gain the infrequent ability to kill. Nobody is able to see this when they inspect you, as pyromaniacs nurture their obsessions in secret.
You are allied with the Magmians. You win if the Magmians eliminate all threats.
My BFF auramaster is DEAD, now I'm gonna burn all these scums!!!
It appears auramaster's death activated Maxim's vigilante abilities. Too bad he's bitten the dust ;x
In addition, your friendly neighborhood anti-scum zorbees has looked into the future and foreseen Walrein's death.
Walrein starts screaming, but does anyone care? That is the question.
It is now Day Eight. D8 will end in 24 hours or when there's majority. 1/13 2PM PST.
Carry on good chaps. Results going out as I can be bothered to type them.
So he won?
Proves my update is real.
what a great comeback walrein!!!!!!