[Standard] MegaMan Battle Network Mafia - Game over: blue_light and wickdaggler win!

[UncleSam]

Deadline. Results being sent out now. Update in an edit.

.....

Another night, another body. Xyphang appears to have been the victim of yet another vicious mugging. His frail frame and lack of intelligence probably didn't help either.

Dear Xyphang, you are Higsby/NumberMan

Higsby, the mildly retarded owner of the local chip shop. Numberman, his computer hacking NetNavi. A loveable duo known for their awkwardness and inherent desire to do good, despite their numerous petty run-ins with the law. As Higsby/NumberMan, your ability to hack any computer code while simultaneously epitomizing retardidity (is that a word?) will be your greatest asset against the WWW.

As Higsby, every night you may PM UncleSam and billymills with “Night X-Duh <user>”. You will use your inherent lack of intelligence to your advantage, and get close enough to <user>, seeming no threat, that you will be able to discern their alliance.

Should you Jack In, you will become NumberMan, and become even more useful. Every night, you may PM UncleSam and billymills with “Night X-NumberHack <user>”. You will use your code breaking abilities to discern <user>’s full role PM.

You are allied with SciLab. You win if SciLab eliminates all threats.

Well, guess it's time to lynch someone then eh?

It is now Day 8. Day 8 will end when all votes are cast, which I take it will be quickly.

Majority today is 4 votes.

 

[Alchemator]

23
1
2
6.3

That's Numberman!

Props to whoever gets this.

 

[wickdaggler]

holy shit this is close

 

[reyscarface]

this was over 3 nights ago idiot

 

[blue_light]

lynch yeti this guy is getting on my nerves

 

[supermarth64]

Lynch yeti yo please let the game go any slower

 

[Alan]

lynch yeti

inb4lemmings

 

[Fangren]

lynch yeti

 

[Yeti]

lynch supermarth64 yo persuader i'm gonna crush you (BAN ME PLEASE)

 

[polelover44]

lolmajority

 

[supermarth64]

So Yeti, what's this about there being 2 Scilab inspectors? Hm?

 

[UncleSam]

Well, you all surrounded Yeti, but suddenly a group of hooligans came out from behind a nearby storage closet and evened the odds. Well, if this has to be a good ol' fashioned stand off, so be it...anyway, after the brawl, amazing, none of you died, and you all were so tired you decided to go back to your houses.

It is now Night 8. End this quickly please.

Edit: Also, I got multiple requests to move items on top of night actions last night. If you do this again this night, you will not get a night action. You should know the rules by now.

 

[Yeti]

we had two inspectors too in case you never noticed. oblivious scilab B)

yo dimwit scilab you're a joke nice job hitting lpv strong www. you guys are damp xD!!!

 

[reyscarface]

 

[blue_light]

Mine is bigger than yours

 

[reyscarface]

 

[blue_light]

 

[Yeti]

 

[UncleSam]

Another night, another body...blah blah blah Supermarth64 got gangraped by hooligans tonight...

Dear Supermarth64, you are Yai/Glide

You are insanely rich and insanely smart. Too bad you’re like 3 foot 6, cause if you weren’t you could spend all night fucking people and having fun. Unfortunately, things being as they are, no one wants to have sex with you, so you will spend every night alone, stalking people on the internet. Your stalking skills will serve you best in the struggle with the WWW.

As Yai, every night you may PM UncleSam and billymills with “Night X-Stalk <user> on Facebook”. That night, you will stalk <user>’s Facebook page, and determine from their contacts what their alliance is.

Should you Jack In, you will become Glide, who is basically your bitch. Every night, you may PM UncleSam and billymills with “Night X-Stalk <user>”. That night, you will follow <user> around and somehow determine their full role PM.

You are allied with SciLab. You win if SciLab eliminates all threats.

OK, lynch someone and end this now. It is now Day 9.

 

[blue_light]

LOL 3 full inspectors

UncleSam this is for you:

Jk, hope your next game is more balanced

 

[Yeti]

self-vote persuaders are dumb. so are unlimited kill redirectors. lynch yeti :c

farewell.. we were definitely in a position to win but sigh. scilab decided to hand the game to neutral blue light.

you really played flawlessly rey, leaving two strong mayor-voting neutrals alive till the end and the strongest www role alive. can you say "moron"? i can!!

gg bl. interwebs and i go the same way. at least scilab loses.

www strong always.

 

[blue_light]

lynch yeti

 

[polelover44]

and I believe that is majority.

 

[reyscarface]

Excellent, good fucking job Scilab.

Btw Yeti what happened to the "REYSCARFACE IS RETARDED HE THINKS THERE ARE 3 INSPECTORS IN SCILAB L O L"

 

[Yeti]

who puts 3 inspectors on one team? your entire faction was cleaned in 3 nights. that's trucked.

whoever approved scilab's roles is 8|